When I win the megamillions tonight I'm going to...

[Anonymous]

Wait for the f'you moment at work and go out in style.

[Anonymous]

Post it here to make the 200k poster realize what a loser s/he really is.

[Anonymous]

Have the biggest party the neighborhood has ever seen....bring in a circus for the kids and send everyone on the block to college on me!

[Anonymous]

Pee my pants.

[Anonymous]

tell my family we didn't win and pretend to go to work everyday but go enjoy myself and be home by dinner time each day.

[Anonymous]

Sadly I have been dreaming about this all day

[Anonymous]

Do everyone a favor and keep it to yourself and your spouse for now.

Get a reputable lawyer(s) and a financial adviser and setup a trust fund/etc. to plan out the taxes, will, etc. first.

Update your life insurance and/or liability insurance/etc. (umbrella insurance) for any nut cases who come trying to gouge you for an old car accident/etc.

Prepare yourself because your family and friends will change. They'll see you as the "filthy rich guy".

[Anonymous]

outta here...been thinking about it ever since buying the ticket

[Anonymous]

1) i have my tax lawyer already picked out

2) continue to work while we make a plan

3) go on vacation-- italy, disney world, st. barts. anywhere i want to go, i am going to go.

4) be back for school to start, quit my job and do nothing but read and rest for a year while we decide where we want to live.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do everyone a favor and keep it to yourself and your spouse for now.

Get a reputable lawyer(s) and a financial adviser and setup a trust fund/etc. to plan out the taxes, will, etc. first.

Update your life insurance and/or liability insurance/etc. (umbrella insurance) for any nut cases who come trying to gouge you for an old car accident/etc.

Prepare yourself because your family and friends will change. They'll see you as the "filthy rich guy".

If by update you mean stop paying premiums immediately, sure. Why pay for a couple million in life insurance if you are worth 20-100 times that?

[Anonymous]

poop with door open

[Anonymous]

Get $50000 in washed $1 bills and take a bath in it.

[Anonymous]

Stuff $80K of it in my bra and send a video to Leslie Johnson in Camp Cupcake yelling that I can do it and not be sent to jail for it...

[Anonymous]

Oh man, I'm simutaniously glad to hear that I'm not the only one who has been thinking about this all day, and saddened because you all are my competition.

Buy a giant house, natch.

[Anonymous]

I'm going to build the Derek Zoolander center for kids who can't read good and stuff.