Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
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Anonymous
| Ew! 50+ men have no business with penises. My 50 year old father (I'm 37) gave up his at 45. Grow up gross Janney Grampas! |
Anonymous
| I always thought I was the only 13 year old hiding behind a 50 year old mask of "let me lay out the policy matrix" professionalism. Now I know DC is run by Butthead and Beavis. |
Anonymous
So. Your Dad had you when he was 13? Gross backatcha! |
Anonymous
| I'm not at all offended by this thread except for the complete lack of wittiness. When one poster makes a funny remark, 15 unfunny ones follow. Lame. |
Anonymous
Ok Queen of Comedy--give us your best shot! |
Anonymous
I'm responsible for the funniest line in this thread already. I'll be back when I've got another. |
Anonymous
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Auction Committee Announcement
In light of the recent rash of penis thefts, Jamba Juice and Guapo's have teamed up to offer a very special bonus gift for the raffle! The lucky winner will now receive a penile prosthesis from Acme. Both length and girth are adjustable, as is the tilt, so you should be able to recreate -- or even improve upon -- anything that has been lost. For those victims who do not win the raffle, there will be jello shots. Remember, raffle tickets are only $50! Buy your tickets now. |
Anonymous
Awesome! See you at pick-up! Wear boxers, not briefs! |
Anonymous
| My heart and prayers go out to the families that have lost their penises. |
Anonymous
| A few jello shots while swooning to Patrick Sayze and Jennifer Gray dancing to "I Had the Time of My Life" will help. Still, I think there will be more Boy George wannabes at this prom. . . |
Anonymous
| I heard the P.E. teacher is going to raffle off jello shots--but you have to suck them out of his navel. YEAH BABY! |
Anonymous
A Note from the PTA Co-Presidents Dear Janney Parents, Our biggest fundraiser is finally here this weekend. Please join us for the 80's-themed auction prom in the Janney gym. Think neon, Madonna and big hair! Please buy your tickets this week (Click https://secure.maestroweb.com/Login.aspx?ReturnUrl=~%2fpmt%2fAdd.aspx%3fType%3dCombo%26OrgID%3d1115&Type=Combo&OrgID=1115to buy them online). Please note the previous poster is a troll. The PE teacher will attend the raffle, there will be jello shots, and a penile prosthesis will be raffled off. Any other representations in the PP's posters are false. Have a great week, Your Co-Presidents |
Anonymous
| This just in...the Janney Auction is this weekend, SQUEEEE! and it will have everything: PE teachers in Jean-Paul Gaultier thongs, 50 year old women in cone brassieres and satin corsets, dwarfs, (ok, maybe children without babysitters huffing the helium balloons) and BIG GRAY HAIR! Tickets are $50. |
Anonymous
Let's retire "SQEEEE" and "Hon" from Janney-related discussions. |
Anonymous
| ALL INTERESTED PARTIES (DADS) WE ARE SPONSORING A FLASHMOB DANCE. We are going to recreate Cameo's version of "Just like candy." Pre-requisite must be able to wear red jock strap without any filler. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! By the way, the winner of our Gene Simmon's look-a-like contest has just been announced he's the dad from Wheatley. |