What is your DMV specific “sin” that would get you a scarlet letter?

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Anonymous wrote:I'm one of the most aggressive drivers on the road. If you ride in the left lane, I will swerve around you and lay on the horn to let you know what an idiot you are. If I'm behind you and you need all three lanes of traffic clear for a mile before you can pull out, I will also lay on my horn. I may even go round you on the left and cut right in front of you to turn out onto the crossing street, leaving you to sit another five minutes. You get the idea. I have no tolerance for slow, poorly skilled, or timid drivers who can't figure it out. I'm also usually the fastest car on the road. I'd rather die than let someone pass me. I quickly identify other aggressive drivers and race them. Some times for many miles, in and out of traffic.

This isn’t DMV-specific. Everyone, everywhere thinks you’re a dangerous, law-breaking a**hole.

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Anonymous wrote:I voted for Trump. Twice. And I live in Del Ray.

Really? I guess your neighbors don't know since you would be run out.

Ehh, there are quite a few Rs in Del Ray. Pretty much every military member votes red.

Why? This man could give less than a shi* about the military! Look who he chose to lead the Defense Department, an incompetent drunk. Look how he is gutting vet bennies. Or, maybe that's what the troops and veterans want?

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Anonymous wrote:I'm one of the most aggressive drivers on the road. If you ride in the left lane, I will swerve around you and lay on the horn to let you know what an idiot you are. If I'm behind you and you need all three lanes of traffic clear for a mile before you can pull out, I will also lay on my horn. I may even go round you on the left and cut right in front of you to turn out onto the crossing street, leaving you to sit another five minutes. You get the idea. I have no tolerance for slow, poorly skilled, or timid drivers who can't figure it out. I'm also usually the fastest car on the road. I'd rather die than let someone pass me. I quickly identify other aggressive drivers and race them. Some times for many miles, in and out of traffic.

Am pretty sure we have raced each other before, was a good time.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm one of the most aggressive drivers on the road. If you ride in the left lane, I will swerve around you and lay on the horn to let you know what an idiot you are. If I'm behind you and you need all three lanes of traffic clear for a mile before you can pull out, I will also lay on my horn. I may even go round you on the left and cut right in front of you to turn out onto the crossing street, leaving you to sit another five minutes. You get the idea. I have no tolerance for slow, poorly skilled, or timid drivers who can't figure it out. I'm also usually the fastest car on the road. I'd rather die than let someone pass me. I quickly identify other aggressive drivers and race them. Some times for many miles, in and out of traffic.

Am pretty sure we have raced each other before, was a good time.

Glad you enjoyed it. I'm sure I did.

[Anonymous]

Simple rule that good drivers know:

The left lane is for passing only.

Think about it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I deeply dislike the Air and Space Museum. And the Zoo. Ive lived 2-3 metro stops away from the zoo for 30 years, raised kids, and Ive been to the zoo like 5 times in 30 years.

I don’t give a sht about seeing pandas

Zoos are disgusting and useless and the Air and Space Museum is the most boring of all the Smithsonian museums.

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Anonymous wrote:Mine is that I hate half smokes. DH and I spend a lot of time taking out of town visitors to Ben’s Chili Bowl at their request. I don’t feel like we can decline taking them. I love the history and even the chili itself, but I hate half smokes. Not just Ben’s but all of them. Which is weird because I love a good hot dog.

I would have to wear a scarlet H.

I bought some Ben’s Chili Bowl half smokes from Costco a couple of months ago. One of them had some bone in it that cracked my tooth. I have just had a crown fitted as a result. So I too now hate Ben’s Chili Bowl half-smokes.

A piece of bone cracked your tooth?

Your genetics must be absolutely terrible. I feel awful for you.

If bones don’t usually crack teeth, prehistoric people would have used them to get to marrow. They chose stone tools instead.

DP

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Anonymous wrote:I had a child with special needs.

Pretty sure about half the people around here do too, that's not really a DMV/DCUM sin.

DCUM treats it like a sin if you have more than one kid with SN.

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Anonymous wrote:Calling the DC area "DMV."

It would be a sin to sneer at calling it the DMV.

You must be a transplant.

WTF are you talking? "DMV "surfaced in the last 5 years. Before that, it was where you registered your car. Dc id DC. I'm born and bred Fairfax and no local would ever use that term. Unless they were black.

Wrong

Nope.

It’s been in use since at least the late ‘90s in the Black community native to this area.

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My kid never waned to go to TJ and is at Hopkins now!

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Anonymous wrote:I voted for Trump. Twice. And I live in Del Ray.

Really? I guess your neighbors don't know since you would be run out.

Ehh, there are quite a few Rs in Del Ray. Pretty much every military member votes red.

This is an outright lie.

And a really annoying stereotype.

Stereotypes exist for a reason.
But the military is large and varied and I think people forget that. The stupid and vocal ones give us all a bad name.

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Anonymous wrote:My kid goes to an SEC school and we love it.

+1

Born and raised in Dcumlandia, you realize how uptight and unfriendly locals are when you venture far enough away to find happy, friendly people who look you in the eye and say “Good morning” when you cross paths. By contrast, the dc metro area has an unwritten rule that you must avoid eye contact and remain silent in public.

I challenge everyone to spend a long weekend visiting a SEC college town. It will blow your mind.

PS - It’s appalling how openly critical friends and colleagues are when they hear my kid opted for a SEC school in a red state.

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Anonymous wrote:Never voted.
Not even registered.

Now this is atrocious.

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I'm a woman who carries concealed all the time. Even when I drop my kids off at their school's kids and ride.

[Anonymous]

I don’t love to travel. I am a homebody and hate flying.