What is your DMV specific “sin” that would get you a scarlet letter?

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Anonymous wrote:I refer to National Airport as Reagan

Same

I also hate Georgetown Cupcakes

Georgetown cupcakes are 100% a tourist thing at this point. Everybody local knows they are the worst cupcakes in the area.

I have a local friend who loves them, which surprised me, because I also thought they were a tourist thing only.

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Anonymous wrote:Calling the DC area "DMV."

It would be a sin to sneer at calling it the DMV.

You must be a transplant.

WTF are you talking? "DMV "surfaced in the last 5 years. Before that, it was where you registered your car. Dc id DC. I'm born and bred Fairfax and no local would ever use that term. Unless they were black.

Wrong

Nope.

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Anonymous wrote:I voted for Trump. Twice. And I live in Del Ray.

Really? I guess your neighbors don't know since you would be run out.

Ehh, there are quite a few Rs in Del Ray. Pretty much every military member votes red.

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Anonymous wrote:DMV makes sense for a radio broadcaster talking to their broad audience. Why would anyone use it in real life though?

Radio broadcasters are also typically from someplace else and moved here for a job. That’s how the radio and local TV business is - nearly all the people you see on TV or hear on the radio came from someplace else. That’s how idiotic things like “DMV” get perpetuated. People with a lot of exposure on the radio or TV use it, and it becomes a thing.

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Anonymous wrote:Mine is that I hate half smokes. DH and I spend a lot of time taking out of town visitors to Ben’s Chili Bowl at their request. I don’t feel like we can decline taking them. I love the history and even the chili itself, but I hate half smokes. Not just Ben’s but all of them. Which is weird because I love a good hot dog.

I would have to wear a scarlet H.

I bought some Ben’s Chili Bowl half smokes from Costco a couple of months ago. One of them had some bone in it that cracked my tooth. I have just had a crown fitted as a result. So I too now hate Ben’s Chili Bowl half-smokes.

A piece of bone cracked your tooth?

Your genetics must be absolutely terrible. I feel awful for you.

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Anonymous wrote:I voted for Trump. Twice. And I live in Del Ray.

Really? I guess your neighbors don't know since you would be run out.

Ehh, there are quite a few Rs in Del Ray. Pretty much every military member votes red.

This is an outright lie.

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I discuss money (not in a bragging way, but if I got a good bargain or felt ripped off by the prices in a restaurant).

[Anonymous]

I'm one of the most aggressive drivers on the road. If you ride in the left lane, I will swerve around you and lay on the horn to let you know what an idiot you are. If I'm behind you and you need all three lanes of traffic clear for a mile before you can pull out, I will also lay on my horn. I may even go round you on the left and cut right in front of you to turn out onto the crossing street, leaving you to sit another five minutes. You get the idea. I have no tolerance for slow, poorly skilled, or timid drivers who can't figure it out. I'm also usually the fastest car on the road. I'd rather die than let someone pass me. I quickly identify other aggressive drivers and race them. Some times for many miles, in and out of traffic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm one of the most aggressive drivers on the road. If you ride in the left lane, I will swerve around you and lay on the horn to let you know what an idiot you are. If I'm behind you and you need all three lanes of traffic clear for a mile before you can pull out, I will also lay on my horn. I may even go round you on the left and cut right in front of you to turn out onto the crossing street, leaving you to sit another five minutes. You get the idea. I have no tolerance for slow, poorly skilled, or timid drivers who can't figure it out. I'm also usually the fastest car on the road. I'd rather die than let someone pass me. I quickly identify other aggressive drivers and race them. Some times for many miles, in and out of traffic.

Nissan Camry with dark tinted windows reeking of weed as you fly by?

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Anonymous wrote:Calling the DC area "DMV."

It would be a sin to sneer at calling it the DMV.

You must be a transplant.

4th generation from DC and I don’t call it the DMV and get annoyed at those who do.

+1000

No greater sign of someone being a transplant than calling the region "DMV."

How do you explain all of the people who aren’t transplants that have used it for decades?

I’ve never heard a non transplant use that term unless it’s someone under the age of 25.

Way to tell on yourself that you have zero black friends.

It's even used as a slogan for most of the black radio stations. 93.9 WKYS - "The Most Hip Hop and R&B In The DMV". Majic 102.3 - "The Real Sound of the DMV". WPGC 95.5 - "The DNA of the DMV"

This

They started using those slogans in the last 10 years.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm one of the most aggressive drivers on the road. If you ride in the left lane, I will swerve around you and lay on the horn to let you know what an idiot you are. If I'm behind you and you need all three lanes of traffic clear for a mile before you can pull out, I will also lay on my horn. I may even go round you on the left and cut right in front of you to turn out onto the crossing street, leaving you to sit another five minutes. You get the idea. I have no tolerance for slow, poorly skilled, or timid drivers who can't figure it out. I'm also usually the fastest car on the road. I'd rather die than let someone pass me. I quickly identify other aggressive drivers and race them. Some times for many miles, in and out of traffic.

Thanks for being so horrible and making it impossible to show my teen how to drive on the road when people like you exist. Rules are in place for a reason.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm one of the most aggressive drivers on the road. If you ride in the left lane, I will swerve around you and lay on the horn to let you know what an idiot you are. If I'm behind you and you need all three lanes of traffic clear for a mile before you can pull out, I will also lay on my horn. I may even go round you on the left and cut right in front of you to turn out onto the crossing street, leaving you to sit another five minutes. You get the idea. I have no tolerance for slow, poorly skilled, or timid drivers who can't figure it out. I'm also usually the fastest car on the road. I'd rather die than let someone pass me. I quickly identify other aggressive drivers and race them. Some times for many miles, in and out of traffic.

Nissan Camry with dark tinted windows reeking of weed as you fly by?

Toyota makes the Camry. I don't drive a fast car. It has a 4 cyl engine. I can['t race any fast car on an open road but I'm usually much better at getting through traffic and keeping the guy I'm racing from passing me. It's an art. A lot of people with fast cars are really bad drivers so it's fun to F with them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm one of the most aggressive drivers on the road. If you ride in the left lane, I will swerve around you and lay on the horn to let you know what an idiot you are. If I'm behind you and you need all three lanes of traffic clear for a mile before you can pull out, I will also lay on my horn. I may even go round you on the left and cut right in front of you to turn out onto the crossing street, leaving you to sit another five minutes. You get the idea. I have no tolerance for slow, poorly skilled, or timid drivers who can't figure it out. I'm also usually the fastest car on the road. I'd rather die than let someone pass me. I quickly identify other aggressive drivers and race them. Some times for many miles, in and out of traffic.

I hope you end up in a fiery inferno of your own making.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I voted for Trump. Twice. And I live in Del Ray.

Really? I guess your neighbors don't know since you would be run out.

Ehh, there are quite a few Rs in Del Ray. Pretty much every military member votes red.

This is an outright lie.

And a really annoying stereotype.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Mine is that I hate half smokes. DH and I spend a lot of time taking out of town visitors to Ben’s Chili Bowl at their request. I don’t feel like we can decline taking them. I love the history and even the chili itself, but I hate half smokes. Not just Ben’s but all of them. Which is weird because I love a good hot dog.

I would have to wear a scarlet H.

I bought some Ben’s Chili Bowl half smokes from Costco a couple of months ago. One of them had some bone in it that cracked my tooth. I have just had a crown fitted as a result. So I too now hate Ben’s Chili Bowl half-smokes.

A piece of bone cracked your tooth?

Your genetics must be absolutely terrible. I feel awful for you.

It happens more than you clearly think. Said tooth could have already been compromised by an existing restoration