What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Channeling my best Taylor Swift here: We are never, ever, ever getting back together. Throughout our trial separation you've been a total narcissistic prick (just like the marriage). I'm being nice now only to get a fair settlement agreement so you won't screw me over when I file. Oh, and you have a small penis. Trust me, darling - ALL my girlfriends know. And you were not my best ever either - not even in the top five. So good luck in the dating scene. You'll do ok if you stand on your wallet - at least until they find out I bought more than half of everything you own. Your last girlfriend was trashy, by the way. I'll take the kids if you bring a skank like that around again. Enjoy your freedom without my money!

God, I would run from you as fast as possible. You sound like a miserable bitch that thinks because she wears boots and tight jeans that she's hot, when you're average at best.

[Anonymous]

I only masturbate to thoughts of her, no one else does it for me.
Those thoughts are usually she, I and 1 to 3 more people in bed with us; but she is always the star.

[Anonymous]

I really love group sex. She knows I did it with my ex. But I know my DW would never try it, we've talked about it before.

I wish she could be more comfortable with her body. She has a gorgeous face and a very sexy petite, yet curvy body. But she always insists on wearing loose, baggy clothing. I'd love to see her wear something that accentuates her figure. She dresses like a matron.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That I fantasize about giving a previous lover head almost every single day.

Do you just like doing it or is it the guy?

But why would you wish to tell your spouse this????

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Channeling my best Taylor Swift here: We are never, ever, ever getting back together. Throughout our trial separation you've been a total narcissistic prick (just like the marriage). I'm being nice now only to get a fair settlement agreement so you won't screw me over when I file. Oh, and you have a small penis. Trust me, darling - ALL my girlfriends know. And you were not my best ever either - not even in the top five. So good luck in the dating scene. You'll do ok if you stand on your wallet - at least until they find out I bought more than half of everything you own. Your last girlfriend was trashy, by the way. I'll take the kids if you bring a skank like that around again. Enjoy your freedom without my money!

God, I would run from you as fast as possible. You sound like a miserable bitch that thinks because she wears boots and tight jeans that she's hot, when you're average at best.

Love it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Channeling my best Taylor Swift here: We are never, ever, ever getting back together. Throughout our trial separation you've been a total narcissistic prick (just like the marriage). I'm being nice now only to get a fair settlement agreement so you won't screw me over when I file. Oh, and you have a small penis. Trust me, darling - ALL my girlfriends know. And you were not my best ever either - not even in the top five. So good luck in the dating scene. You'll do ok if you stand on your wallet - at least until they find out I bought more than half of everything you own. Your last girlfriend was trashy, by the way. I'll take the kids if you bring a skank like that around again. Enjoy your freedom without my money!

But but I just got out of the shower and there was no hot water.!!!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That DH's high school friend/ex short term gf is nice and all but that I think her twice yearly 'pleasant emails' are, in part, to keep her foot in the door in case I screw up or die or whatever and it's just kind of obvious. That I remember him telling me that her husband sucks in bed and has a lot of hang ups and, well, he doesn't so it's like she's a vulture circling...

Wow. That's exactly what she's doing. Not being sarcastic.

Maybe he's writing and mailing those letters to himself to keep you on your toes.

[Anonymous]

I settled.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I only masturbate to thoughts of her, no one else does it for me.
Those thoughts are usually she, I and 1 to 3 more people in bed with us; but she is always the star.

That's hot. You should tell her!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That I wish he would ski straight into a tree. But some things are better left unsaid.

LMAO

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I only masturbate to thoughts of her, no one else does it for me.
Those thoughts are usually she, I and 1 to 3 more people in bed with us; but she is always the star.

That's hot. You should tell her!

Agreed!

[Anonymous]

I wish you could last longer but I love that you recover quickly. Stop worrying about whether or not you are pleasing me. I am pleased. Trust me. I am pleased.

[Anonymous]

^ Definitely not my spouse.

[Anonymous]

We've had a rough few years. Two children. PPD. Unemployment (yours). Being promoted and forced to move everyone to Paris for 6 months during a winter the sun never came out (me). A stroke (yours). Gaining 20 pounds from stress eating (me). An awful sex dry period (both of us).

I sometimes feel like you don't love me, but respect my commitment to the cause (our marriage).

But then you baked me my favorite bread. And brought me coffee. And woke me up at 5 am so we could snack and cuddle in bed.

And all is right in the world. We'll be fine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That your father is one of the reasons I am planning to leave the marriage. Tired of this mandatory attendance crap where I have to go to family events 2-3 times a month and put up with him. He is an evil, condescending, belittling, critical excuse of a man who can go f'ck himself.

Wow, sounds like "The Affair."