Katherine Schwarzenegger Pratt’s Picture-Perfect Life

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PP that posted the photo - I posted it because I actually think she IS pretty and I've seen a lot of photos of her looking much better. I feel like this photo was another dig at her.

DCUM... this gorgeous loving mother is ugly

also DCUM... repulsive hags like Mindy Kaling with her unnamed sperm donors is so pretty #goals

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Anonymous wrote:It really drives the bitter malcontent wannabe girl bosses here nuts when an idle woman is pretty, skinny, rich, married, with kids — and devout. Clutch the pearls - she CAN’T be perfect. Or maybe she is and it makes you jealous as hell.

Nope, none of us need her advice, that's what we are mocking.

Pretty can be made with enough money.
Skinny can be made with enough money.
Rich = money.
Married= is it really a good deal unless you have money?
Kids= made way easier with money
Devout= I personally believe religious indoctrination-especially evangelical- is the main source of evil in this world so nope not interested in her opinions

That fact that she thinks she has something original to say when her entire existence is because of mommy and daddy money.....she is just a snake-oil columnist.

Judging by the photo posted, pretty cannot he made with enough money.

PP that posted the photo - I posted it because I actually think she IS pretty and I've seen a lot of photos of her looking much better. I feel like this photo was another dig at her.

She’s classically gorgeous. And it’s obvious the bitter hags in this thread are jealous of that fact, along with her rich husband, beautiful children, and her commitment to her faith.

Gorgeous? Come on now. She's blandly pleasant looking and cute at best in a very dime a dozen way. She's not turning heads on the street.

And you are? You’re all seething in this thread because you’re jealous of everything she has and everything she represents. Because she didn’t go to college for 8 years and get an pointless frequent flier email job like y’all, and in the end she bagged a filthy rich husband and has a gorgeous all-American family. It stings.

I think the only person envious of her is you. All the rest of us are unimpressed.

If she and Chris and two adorable kids walk into a random suburban restaurant heads will turn. They’re a very attractive family. People have eyes.

No. They are normal looking white people.

+1 They are both on the attractive side of normal because they're height/weight proportionate, have even features, teeth that came from orthodontia, etc. He's edged toward hot as he got into Marvel shape. But the idea that she's "classically gorgeous" or that heads would turn if they walked into a restaurant with their kids is just fanfic.

I get why her whole persona (nepo baby/fake religious/social climber+anchorer) bothers people but I still thought the profile was kind of harsh. Funny to read, but she must be wondering what she did to piss the writer off.

Fake religious? What are you talking about? You people are so jealous it's hilarious.

Do you know what "jealous" means?

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Anonymous wrote:It really drives the bitter malcontent wannabe girl bosses here nuts when an idle woman is pretty, skinny, rich, married, with kids — and devout. Clutch the pearls - she CAN’T be perfect. Or maybe she is and it makes you jealous as hell.

Nope, none of us need her advice, that's what we are mocking.

Pretty can be made with enough money.
Skinny can be made with enough money.
Rich = money.
Married= is it really a good deal unless you have money?
Kids= made way easier with money
Devout= I personally believe religious indoctrination-especially evangelical- is the main source of evil in this world so nope not interested in her opinions

That fact that she thinks she has something original to say when her entire existence is because of mommy and daddy money.....she is just a snake-oil columnist.

Judging by the photo posted, pretty cannot he made with enough money.

PP that posted the photo - I posted it because I actually think she IS pretty and I've seen a lot of photos of her looking much better. I feel like this photo was another dig at her.

She’s classically gorgeous. And it’s obvious the bitter hags in this thread are jealous of that fact, along with her rich husband, beautiful children, and her commitment to her faith.

Gorgeous? Come on now. She's blandly pleasant looking and cute at best in a very dime a dozen way. She's not turning heads on the street.

And you are? You’re all seething in this thread because you’re jealous of everything she has and everything she represents. Because she didn’t go to college for 8 years and get an pointless frequent flier email job like y’all, and in the end she bagged a filthy rich husband and has a gorgeous all-American family. It stings.

I think the only person envious of her is you. All the rest of us are unimpressed.

If she and Chris and two adorable kids walk into a random suburban restaurant heads will turn. They’re a very attractive family. People have eyes.

No. They are normal looking white people.

+1 They are both on the attractive side of normal because they're height/weight proportionate, have even features, teeth that came from orthodontia, etc. He's edged toward hot as he got into Marvel shape. But the idea that she's "classically gorgeous" or that heads would turn if they walked into a restaurant with their kids is just fanfic.

I get why her whole persona (nepo baby/fake religious/social climber+anchorer) bothers people but I still thought the profile was kind of harsh. Funny to read, but she must be wondering what she did to piss the writer off.

Fake religious? What are you talking about? You people are so jealous it's hilarious.

Someone raised Catholic who goes on to baptize her children in the Catholic faith was only hanging around Hillsong because it was a see-and-be-seen scene. And she met a big star there and married him, so it worked. But she was not attending due to religious conviction. People bringing up Hillsong to prove she's Christian don't understand Catholicism or Evangelicalism.

There's nothing "fake religious" about briefly attending another church. You sound unhinged. Seek help.

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Anonymous wrote:It really drives the bitter malcontent wannabe girl bosses here nuts when an idle woman is pretty, skinny, rich, married, with kids — and devout. Clutch the pearls - she CAN’T be perfect. Or maybe she is and it makes you jealous as hell.

Nope, none of us need her advice, that's what we are mocking.

Pretty can be made with enough money.
Skinny can be made with enough money.
Rich = money.
Married= is it really a good deal unless you have money?
Kids= made way easier with money
Devout= I personally believe religious indoctrination-especially evangelical- is the main source of evil in this world so nope not interested in her opinions

That fact that she thinks she has something original to say when her entire existence is because of mommy and daddy money.....she is just a snake-oil columnist.

Judging by the photo posted, pretty cannot he made with enough money.

PP that posted the photo - I posted it because I actually think she IS pretty and I've seen a lot of photos of her looking much better. I feel like this photo was another dig at her.

She’s classically gorgeous. And it’s obvious the bitter hags in this thread are jealous of that fact, along with her rich husband, beautiful children, and her commitment to her faith.

Gorgeous? Come on now. She's blandly pleasant looking and cute at best in a very dime a dozen way. She's not turning heads on the street.

And you are? You’re all seething in this thread because you’re jealous of everything she has and everything she represents. Because she didn’t go to college for 8 years and get an pointless frequent flier email job like y’all, and in the end she bagged a filthy rich husband and has a gorgeous all-American family. It stings.

I think the only person envious of her is you. All the rest of us are unimpressed.

If she and Chris and two adorable kids walk into a random suburban restaurant heads will turn. They’re a very attractive family. People have eyes.

No. They are normal looking white people.

+1 They are both on the attractive side of normal because they're height/weight proportionate, have even features, teeth that came from orthodontia, etc. He's edged toward hot as he got into Marvel shape. But the idea that she's "classically gorgeous" or that heads would turn if they walked into a restaurant with their kids is just fanfic.

I get why her whole persona (nepo baby/fake religious/social climber+anchorer) bothers people but I still thought the profile was kind of harsh. Funny to read, but she must be wondering what she did to piss the writer off.

Fake religious? What are you talking about? You people are so jealous it's hilarious.

Someone raised Catholic who goes on to baptize her children in the Catholic faith was only hanging around Hillsong because it was a see-and-be-seen scene. And she met a big star there and married him, so it worked. But she was not attending due to religious conviction. People bringing up Hillsong to prove she's Christian don't understand Catholicism or Evangelicalism.

There's nothing "fake religious" about briefly attending another church. You sound unhinged. Seek help.

You don't understand Evangelicalism or Catholicism, as previously noted. I've made three comments including this one in the entire thread, while you're arguing with everyone you can find and calling names and building weird misogynistic backstories for posters and reporters alike. I'll take your advice for what it's worth.

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Anonymous wrote:Chris Pratt is SO INCREDIBLY HOT!!!!!!
...sorry not sorry..

Hot, charming, rich, famous, and devoted to his faith. With a very pretty and skinny SAHM wife and two adorable children. They have it all. And it makes the angry wenches here seethe.

After he lost the dad bod, he was semi-hot until he left his first wife and kid with disabilities and turned out to be a religious nutter.

Hard pass.

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Anonymous wrote:It really drives the bitter malcontent wannabe girl bosses here nuts when an idle woman is pretty, skinny, rich, married, with kids — and devout. Clutch the pearls - she CAN’T be perfect. Or maybe she is and it makes you jealous as hell.

Nope, none of us need her advice, that's what we are mocking.

Pretty can be made with enough money.
Skinny can be made with enough money.
Rich = money.
Married= is it really a good deal unless you have money?
Kids= made way easier with money
Devout= I personally believe religious indoctrination-especially evangelical- is the main source of evil in this world so nope not interested in her opinions

That fact that she thinks she has something original to say when her entire existence is because of mommy and daddy money.....she is just a snake-oil columnist.

Judging by the photo posted, pretty cannot he made with enough money.

PP that posted the photo - I posted it because I actually think she IS pretty and I've seen a lot of photos of her looking much better. I feel like this photo was another dig at her.

She’s classically gorgeous. And it’s obvious the bitter hags in this thread are jealous of that fact, along with her rich husband, beautiful children, and her commitment to her faith.

Gorgeous? Come on now. She's blandly pleasant looking and cute at best in a very dime a dozen way. She's not turning heads on the street.

And you are? You’re all seething in this thread because you’re jealous of everything she has and everything she represents. Because she didn’t go to college for 8 years and get an pointless frequent flier email job like y’all, and in the end she bagged a filthy rich husband and has a gorgeous all-American family. It stings.

I think the only person envious of her is you. All the rest of us are unimpressed.

If she and Chris and two adorable kids walk into a random suburban restaurant heads will turn. They’re a very attractive family. People have eyes.

No. They are normal looking white people.

+1 They are both on the attractive side of normal because they're height/weight proportionate, have even features, teeth that came from orthodontia, etc. He's edged toward hot as he got into Marvel shape. But the idea that she's "classically gorgeous" or that heads would turn if they walked into a restaurant with their kids is just fanfic.

I get why her whole persona (nepo baby/fake religious/social climber+anchorer) bothers people but I still thought the profile was kind of harsh. Funny to read, but she must be wondering what she did to piss the writer off.

Fake religious? What are you talking about? You people are so jealous it's hilarious.

Someone raised Catholic who goes on to baptize her children in the Catholic faith was only hanging around Hillsong because it was a see-and-be-seen scene. And she met a big star there and married him, so it worked. But she was not attending due to religious conviction. People bringing up Hillsong to prove she's Christian don't understand Catholicism or Evangelicalism.

Damn, nailed it. Hillsong was basically a social club for celebrities who wanted to virtue signal “Christianity” for marketing purposes.

The Other Two actually spoofed Hillsong in an episode. It was really funny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anna Farris is so likeable.

Agree! Loved her in the avocado add last night. Go girl!

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Anonymous wrote:It really drives the bitter malcontent wannabe girl bosses here nuts when an idle woman is pretty, skinny, rich, married, with kids — and devout. Clutch the pearls - she CAN’T be perfect. Or maybe she is and it makes you jealous as hell.

Nope, none of us need her advice, that's what we are mocking.

Pretty can be made with enough money.
Skinny can be made with enough money.
Rich = money.
Married= is it really a good deal unless you have money?
Kids= made way easier with money
Devout= I personally believe religious indoctrination-especially evangelical- is the main source of evil in this world so nope not interested in her opinions

That fact that she thinks she has something original to say when her entire existence is because of mommy and daddy money.....she is just a snake-oil columnist.

Judging by the photo posted, pretty cannot he made with enough money.

PP that posted the photo - I posted it because I actually think she IS pretty and I've seen a lot of photos of her looking much better. I feel like this photo was another dig at her.

She’s classically gorgeous. And it’s obvious the bitter hags in this thread are jealous of that fact, along with her rich husband, beautiful children, and her commitment to her faith.

Gorgeous? Come on now. She's blandly pleasant looking and cute at best in a very dime a dozen way. She's not turning heads on the street.

And you are? You’re all seething in this thread because you’re jealous of everything she has and everything she represents. Because she didn’t go to college for 8 years and get an pointless frequent flier email job like y’all, and in the end she bagged a filthy rich husband and has a gorgeous all-American family. It stings.

I think the only person envious of her is you. All the rest of us are unimpressed.

If she and Chris and two adorable kids walk into a random suburban restaurant heads will turn. They’re a very attractive family. People have eyes.

No. They are normal looking white people.

+1 They are both on the attractive side of normal because they're height/weight proportionate, have even features, teeth that came from orthodontia, etc. He's edged toward hot as he got into Marvel shape. But the idea that she's "classically gorgeous" or that heads would turn if they walked into a restaurant with their kids is just fanfic.

I get why her whole persona (nepo baby/fake religious/social climber+anchorer) bothers people but I still thought the profile was kind of harsh. Funny to read, but she must be wondering what she did to piss the writer off.

Fake religious? What are you talking about? You people are so jealous it's hilarious.

Someone raised Catholic who goes on to baptize her children in the Catholic faith was only hanging around Hillsong because it was a see-and-be-seen scene. And she met a big star there and married him, so it worked. But she was not attending due to religious conviction. People bringing up Hillsong to prove she's Christian don't understand Catholicism or Evangelicalism.

Damn, nailed it. Hillsong was basically a social club for celebrities who wanted to virtue signal “Christianity” for marketing purposes.

The Other Two actually spoofed Hillsong in an episode. It was really funny.

S2Ep5 - “Chase Gets Baptized”

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Anna Farris is so likeable.

Agree! Loved her in the avocado add last night. Go girl!

+1

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Anonymous wrote:Anna Farris is so likeable.

Agree! Loved her in the avocado add last night. Go girl!

+1

So cute. Glad she's not with the Pratt loser anymore.

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Anonymous wrote:Chris Pratt is SO INCREDIBLY HOT!!!!!!
...sorry not sorry..

Hot, charming, rich, famous, and devoted to his faith. With a very pretty and skinny SAHM wife and two adorable children. They have it all. And it makes the angry wenches here seethe.

After he lost the dad bod, he was semi-hot until he left his first wife and kid with disabilities and turned out to be a religious nutter.

Hard pass.

+1

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Chris Pratt has slightly above average looks for the general population, significantly below average looks for Hollywood. However, when he made the jump to action star, he got the trainer and the nutritionist (and likely took steroids, they almost all do it, it's the only way to get ripped on the timelines they do it), likely had some work done on his jaw line (definitely some fillers but likely also surgery to address his slight double chin and tighten the whole area up to give him a leading man jaw), and does all the regular Botox/fillers that most people in Hollywood do. It's been a light touch and they are careful not to mess with his eyes, which are his best feature. But his body and the lower half of his face are the result of money, and help from drugs and procedures.

Basically he got lucky with Parks & Rec and it set him up financially (regular on network sitcom that reaches syndication has been a gold mine for years). He used that money and his visibility from P&R to change his appearance to get Jurassic Park and Guardians. Now he has lots more money and can maintain that body and face.

But he was pretty average looking before this all happened (especially with all the extra weight he used to carry, and it would not have aged well at all) and while he has charisma/it factor, he also got lucky, everyone who lands a sitcom like P&R is lucky. You can be phenomenally talented and look great and do 100 pilots and none of them have that success, it's a very common story in LA.

Sorry, but I know a lot of men who are naturally better looking than Pratt even without access to all the interventions. He's just okay. His personality seems a little off, too, and I have questions about what happened with him and Faris.

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Chris Pratt wants to be the next Ronald Reagan. I think he runs as a “sane Republican” in some sort of election in the next 5-10 years. He won’t be MAGA, but he will run on the resentments of conservatives (just like Reagan).

He will do it when the kids are a bit older, but needs to do it while his wife is still pretty and youthful.

The big question is where he runs. He could easily win the GOP nomination for Governor in California, but the demographics have changed a lot since Arnold won. Lots of white voters have left the state, particularly retiring Boomers. The state has lurched leftward. He needs a convincing win to have a political future.

She is sooooo ready to play the politician’s wife.

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Anonymous wrote:Chris Pratt has slightly above average looks for the general population, significantly below average looks for Hollywood. However, when he made the jump to action star, he got the trainer and the nutritionist (and likely took steroids, they almost all do it, it's the only way to get ripped on the timelines they do it), likely had some work done on his jaw line (definitely some fillers but likely also surgery to address his slight double chin and tighten the whole area up to give him a leading man jaw), and does all the regular Botox/fillers that most people in Hollywood do. It's been a light touch and they are careful not to mess with his eyes, which are his best feature. But his body and the lower half of his face are the result of money, and help from drugs and procedures.

Basically he got lucky with Parks & Rec and it set him up financially (regular on network sitcom that reaches syndication has been a gold mine for years). He used that money and his visibility from P&R to change his appearance to get Jurassic Park and Guardians. Now he has lots more money and can maintain that body and face.

But he was pretty average looking before this all happened (especially with all the extra weight he used to carry, and it would not have aged well at all) and while he has charisma/it factor, he also got lucky, everyone who lands a sitcom like P&R is lucky. You can be phenomenally talented and look great and do 100 pilots and none of them have that success, it's a very common story in LA.

Sorry, but I know a lot of men who are naturally better looking than Pratt even without access to all the interventions. He's just okay. His personality seems a little off, too, and I have questions about what happened with him and Faris.

I think Chris Pratt is hot and I had a crush on him during the Parks and Rec days. But I could never be attracted to someone with his beliefs

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Anonymous wrote:It really drives the bitter malcontent wannabe girl bosses here nuts when an idle woman is pretty, skinny, rich, married, with kids — and devout. Clutch the pearls - she CAN’T be perfect. Or maybe she is and it makes you jealous as hell.

Nope, none of us need her advice, that's what we are mocking.

Pretty can be made with enough money.
Skinny can be made with enough money.
Rich = money.
Married= is it really a good deal unless you have money?
Kids= made way easier with money
Devout= I personally believe religious indoctrination-especially evangelical- is the main source of evil in this world so nope not interested in her opinions

That fact that she thinks she has something original to say when her entire existence is because of mommy and daddy money.....she is just a snake-oil columnist.

Judging by the photo posted, pretty cannot he made with enough money.

PP that posted the photo - I posted it because I actually think she IS pretty and I've seen a lot of photos of her looking much better. I feel like this photo was another dig at her.

She’s classically gorgeous. And it’s obvious the bitter hags in this thread are jealous of that fact, along with her rich husband, beautiful children, and her commitment to her faith.

Gorgeous? Come on now. She's blandly pleasant looking and cute at best in a very dime a dozen way. She's not turning heads on the street.

And you are? You’re all seething in this thread because you’re jealous of everything she has and everything she represents. Because she didn’t go to college for 8 years and get an pointless frequent flier email job like y’all, and in the end she bagged a filthy rich husband and has a gorgeous all-American family. It stings.

I think the only person envious of her is you. All the rest of us are unimpressed.

If she and Chris and two adorable kids walk into a random suburban restaurant heads will turn. They’re a very attractive family. People have eyes.

No. They are normal looking white people.

+1 They are both on the attractive side of normal because they're height/weight proportionate, have even features, teeth that came from orthodontia, etc. He's edged toward hot as he got into Marvel shape. But the idea that she's "classically gorgeous" or that heads would turn if they walked into a restaurant with their kids is just fanfic.

I get why her whole persona (nepo baby/fake religious/social climber+anchorer) bothers people but I still thought the profile was kind of harsh. Funny to read, but she must be wondering what she did to piss the writer off.

Fake religious? What are you talking about? You people are so jealous it's hilarious.

Someone raised Catholic who goes on to baptize her children in the Catholic faith was only hanging around Hillsong because it was a see-and-be-seen scene. And she met a big star there and married him, so it worked. But she was not attending due to religious conviction. People bringing up Hillsong to prove she's Christian don't understand Catholicism or Evangelicalism.

There's nothing "fake religious" about briefly attending another church. You sound unhinged. Seek help.

DP. You clearly don’t know anything about evangelical Christianity. They literally view the veneration of the Virgin Mary as borderline demonic and do not consider most Catholics Christian.