Katherine Schwarzenegger Pratt’s Picture-Perfect Life

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Anonymous wrote:Can we ask Jeff where the pro-Katherine posts are coming from?

I think it’s just one really sad Katherine stan

What on earth would compel someone to be a Katherine Stan

What on Earth would compel a gaggle of old bags to spend a week cyber-bullying a non-famous stay at home young Christian mother?

No one is bullying her. No one is talking to her, so how is that bullying? Pointing out that a privileged lady is an empty denim jumpsuit? Why would she care? She has what she wants.

This thread started out of admiration for a NYT profile that is superficially praising her but getting in a truckload of jabs.

The NYT has become a hateful Fox News of the left and woke.

Please be a troll who's working through a post-Superbowl hangover, because otherwise you are ridiculous.

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Anonymous wrote:Can we ask Jeff where the pro-Katherine posts are coming from?

I think it’s just one really sad Katherine stan

What on earth would compel someone to be a Katherine Stan

What on Earth would compel a gaggle of old bags to spend a week cyber-bullying a non-famous stay at home young Christian mother?

I reserve the term “young mother” for a mother who’s about a decade younger than she is.

Not in DC.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Chris Pratt is SO INCREDIBLY HOT!!!!!!
...sorry not sorry..

Hot, charming, rich, famous, and devoted to his faith. With a very pretty and skinny SAHM wife and two adorable children. They have it all. And it makes the angry wenches here seethe.

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Anonymous wrote:Chris Pratt is SO INCREDIBLY HOT!!!!!!
...sorry not sorry..

Hot, charming, rich, famous, and devoted to his faith. With a very pretty and skinny SAHM wife and two adorable children. They have it all. And it makes the angry wenches here seethe.

He has three children. He left his first wife and child.

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Anonymous wrote:Can we ask Jeff where the pro-Katherine posts are coming from?

I think it’s just one really sad Katherine stan

What on earth would compel someone to be a Katherine Stan

What on Earth would compel a gaggle of old bags to spend a week cyber-bullying a non-famous stay at home young Christian mother?

Ma'am this thread is based on a New York Times profile she did to promote her latest book. Who are you talking about?

Lol. Right? I’m enjoying the take that this is just some rando SAHM being persecuted for being Christian. By all the childless Brooklyn dog moms that populate a DC-based parenting forum!

I am LOVING my alter-ego as a Brooklyn dog mom. Excuse me, I'll be back online in 15 after I've relocated with my dog to my locally owned organic, grass fed, woman-led coffee shop. That's where I do my best Christian SAHM bashing! I need to be properly fueled.

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Anonymous wrote:Chris Pratt is SO INCREDIBLY HOT!!!!!!
...sorry not sorry..

Hot, charming, rich, famous, and devoted to his faith. With a very pretty and skinny SAHM wife and two adorable children. They have it all. And it makes the angry wenches here seethe.

Is this what all religious extremists tell themselves to get through the day? Lol

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Anonymous wrote:Can we ask Jeff where the pro-Katherine posts are coming from?

I think it’s just one really sad Katherine stan

What on earth would compel someone to be a Katherine Stan

What on Earth would compel a gaggle of old bags to spend a week cyber-bullying a non-famous stay at home young Christian mother?

Ma'am this thread is based on a New York Times profile she did to promote her latest book. Who are you talking about?

Lol. Right? I’m enjoying the take that this is just some rando SAHM being persecuted for being Christian. By all the childless Brooklyn dog moms that populate a DC-based parenting forum!

I am LOVING my alter-ego as a Brooklyn dog mom. Excuse me, I'll be back online in 15 after I've relocated with my dog to my locally owned organic, grass fed, woman-led coffee shop. That's where I do my best Christian SAHM bashing! I need to be properly fueled.

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Anonymous wrote:Chris Pratt is SO INCREDIBLY HOT!!!!!!
...sorry not sorry..

Hot, charming, rich, famous, and devoted to his faith. With a very pretty and skinny SAHM wife and two adorable children. They have it all. And it makes the angry wenches here seethe.

He has three children, not two. Or is the key part the “adorable” qualification, that his child with special needs doesn’t meet the standard?

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Anonymous wrote:It really drives the bitter malcontent wannabe girl bosses here nuts when an idle woman is pretty, skinny, rich, married, with kids — and devout. Clutch the pearls - she CAN’T be perfect. Or maybe she is and it makes you jealous as hell.

Nope, none of us need her advice, that's what we are mocking.

Pretty can be made with enough money.
Skinny can be made with enough money.
Rich = money.
Married= is it really a good deal unless you have money?
Kids= made way easier with money
Devout= I personally believe religious indoctrination-especially evangelical- is the main source of evil in this world so nope not interested in her opinions

That fact that she thinks she has something original to say when her entire existence is because of mommy and daddy money.....she is just a snake-oil columnist.

Judging by the photo posted, pretty cannot he made with enough money.

PP that posted the photo - I posted it because I actually think she IS pretty and I've seen a lot of photos of her looking much better. I feel like this photo was another dig at her.

He looks like a guy who runs a GOP PAC out of an office in Old Town Alexandria. She looks like a skinny pretty mom focused on raising babies. Church every Sunday for this family!

This photo is definitely #GOALS for many Republicans living in NoVA (they’d never consider DC or MoCo!)

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Anonymous wrote:It really drives the bitter malcontent wannabe girl bosses here nuts when an idle woman is pretty, skinny, rich, married, with kids — and devout. Clutch the pearls - she CAN’T be perfect. Or maybe she is and it makes you jealous as hell.

Nope, none of us need her advice, that's what we are mocking.

Pretty can be made with enough money.
Skinny can be made with enough money.
Rich = money.
Married= is it really a good deal unless you have money?
Kids= made way easier with money
Devout= I personally believe religious indoctrination-especially evangelical- is the main source of evil in this world so nope not interested in her opinions

That fact that she thinks she has something original to say when her entire existence is because of mommy and daddy money.....she is just a snake-oil columnist.

Judging by the photo posted, pretty cannot he made with enough money.

PP that posted the photo - I posted it because I actually think she IS pretty and I've seen a lot of photos of her looking much better. I feel like this photo was another dig at her.

She’s classically gorgeous. And it’s obvious the bitter hags in this thread are jealous of that fact, along with her rich husband, beautiful children, and her commitment to her faith.

Gorgeous? Come on now. She's blandly pleasant looking and cute at best in a very dime a dozen way. She's not turning heads on the street.

And you are? You’re all seething in this thread because you’re jealous of everything she has and everything she represents. Because she didn’t go to college for 8 years and get an pointless frequent flier email job like y’all, and in the end she bagged a filthy rich husband and has a gorgeous all-American family. It stings.

I think the only person envious of her is you. All the rest of us are unimpressed.

If she and Chris and two adorable kids walk into a random suburban restaurant heads will turn. They’re a very attractive family. People have eyes.

No. They are normal looking white people.

+1 They are both on the attractive side of normal because they're height/weight proportionate, have even features, teeth that came from orthodontia, etc. He's edged toward hot as he got into Marvel shape. But the idea that she's "classically gorgeous" or that heads would turn if they walked into a restaurant with their kids is just fanfic.

I get why her whole persona (nepo baby/fake religious/social climber+anchorer) bothers people but I still thought the profile was kind of harsh. Funny to read, but she must be wondering what she did to piss the writer off.

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Anonymous wrote:It really drives the bitter malcontent wannabe girl bosses here nuts when an idle woman is pretty, skinny, rich, married, with kids — and devout. Clutch the pearls - she CAN’T be perfect. Or maybe she is and it makes you jealous as hell.

Nope, none of us need her advice, that's what we are mocking.

Pretty can be made with enough money.
Skinny can be made with enough money.
Rich = money.
Married= is it really a good deal unless you have money?
Kids= made way easier with money
Devout= I personally believe religious indoctrination-especially evangelical- is the main source of evil in this world so nope not interested in her opinions

That fact that she thinks she has something original to say when her entire existence is because of mommy and daddy money.....she is just a snake-oil columnist.

Judging by the photo posted, pretty cannot he made with enough money.

PP that posted the photo - I posted it because I actually think she IS pretty and I've seen a lot of photos of her looking much better. I feel like this photo was another dig at her.

She’s classically gorgeous. And it’s obvious the bitter hags in this thread are jealous of that fact, along with her rich husband, beautiful children, and her commitment to her faith.

Gorgeous? Come on now. She's blandly pleasant looking and cute at best in a very dime a dozen way. She's not turning heads on the street.

And you are? You’re all seething in this thread because you’re jealous of everything she has and everything she represents. Because she didn’t go to college for 8 years and get an pointless frequent flier email job like y’all, and in the end she bagged a filthy rich husband and has a gorgeous all-American family. It stings.

I think the only person envious of her is you. All the rest of us are unimpressed.

If she and Chris and two adorable kids walk into a random suburban restaurant heads will turn. They’re a very attractive family. People have eyes.

No. They are normal looking white people.

+1 They are both on the attractive side of normal because they're height/weight proportionate, have even features, teeth that came from orthodontia, etc. He's edged toward hot as he got into Marvel shape. But the idea that she's "classically gorgeous" or that heads would turn if they walked into a restaurant with their kids is just fanfic.

I get why her whole persona (nepo baby/fake religious/social climber+anchorer) bothers people but I still thought the profile was kind of harsh. Funny to read, but she must be wondering what she did to piss the writer off.

She might be wondering, but I have a feeling that she and her publicist know. I think she refused to answer anything even mildly controversial and wanted a puff piece, when questions about her half-brother, her husband having been previously married, her foot in the door due to her famous family, and even her attendance at Hillsong despite her strong Catholic roots were and are fair game. The New York Times obliged, albeit with their own twist.

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Anonymous wrote:It really drives the bitter malcontent wannabe girl bosses here nuts when an idle woman is pretty, skinny, rich, married, with kids — and devout. Clutch the pearls - she CAN’T be perfect. Or maybe she is and it makes you jealous as hell.

Nope, none of us need her advice, that's what we are mocking.

Pretty can be made with enough money.
Skinny can be made with enough money.
Rich = money.
Married= is it really a good deal unless you have money?
Kids= made way easier with money
Devout= I personally believe religious indoctrination-especially evangelical- is the main source of evil in this world so nope not interested in her opinions

That fact that she thinks she has something original to say when her entire existence is because of mommy and daddy money.....she is just a snake-oil columnist.

Judging by the photo posted, pretty cannot he made with enough money.

PP that posted the photo - I posted it because I actually think she IS pretty and I've seen a lot of photos of her looking much better. I feel like this photo was another dig at her.

She’s classically gorgeous. And it’s obvious the bitter hags in this thread are jealous of that fact, along with her rich husband, beautiful children, and her commitment to her faith.

Gorgeous? Come on now. She's blandly pleasant looking and cute at best in a very dime a dozen way. She's not turning heads on the street.

And you are? You’re all seething in this thread because you’re jealous of everything she has and everything she represents. Because she didn’t go to college for 8 years and get an pointless frequent flier email job like y’all, and in the end she bagged a filthy rich husband and has a gorgeous all-American family. It stings.

I think the only person envious of her is you. All the rest of us are unimpressed.

If she and Chris and two adorable kids walk into a random suburban restaurant heads will turn. They’re a very attractive family. People have eyes.

No. They are normal looking white people.

+1 They are both on the attractive side of normal because they're height/weight proportionate, have even features, teeth that came from orthodontia, etc. He's edged toward hot as he got into Marvel shape. But the idea that she's "classically gorgeous" or that heads would turn if they walked into a restaurant with their kids is just fanfic.

I get why her whole persona (nepo baby/fake religious/social climber+anchorer) bothers people but I still thought the profile was kind of harsh. Funny to read, but she must be wondering what she did to piss the writer off.

Fake religious? What are you talking about? You people are so jealous it's hilarious.

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Anonymous wrote:It really drives the bitter malcontent wannabe girl bosses here nuts when an idle woman is pretty, skinny, rich, married, with kids — and devout. Clutch the pearls - she CAN’T be perfect. Or maybe she is and it makes you jealous as hell.

Nope, none of us need her advice, that's what we are mocking.

Pretty can be made with enough money.
Skinny can be made with enough money.
Rich = money.
Married= is it really a good deal unless you have money?
Kids= made way easier with money
Devout= I personally believe religious indoctrination-especially evangelical- is the main source of evil in this world so nope not interested in her opinions

That fact that she thinks she has something original to say when her entire existence is because of mommy and daddy money.....she is just a snake-oil columnist.

Judging by the photo posted, pretty cannot he made with enough money.

PP that posted the photo - I posted it because I actually think she IS pretty and I've seen a lot of photos of her looking much better. I feel like this photo was another dig at her.

He looks like a guy who runs a GOP PAC out of an office in Old Town Alexandria. She looks like a skinny pretty mom focused on raising babies. Church every Sunday for this family!

This photo is definitely #GOALS for many Republicans living in NoVA (they’d never consider DC or MoCo!)

I lived in the Beverley Hills section of Alexandria and I get exactly what you are saying!

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Anonymous wrote:It really drives the bitter malcontent wannabe girl bosses here nuts when an idle woman is pretty, skinny, rich, married, with kids — and devout. Clutch the pearls - she CAN’T be perfect. Or maybe she is and it makes you jealous as hell.

Nope, none of us need her advice, that's what we are mocking.

Pretty can be made with enough money.
Skinny can be made with enough money.
Rich = money.
Married= is it really a good deal unless you have money?
Kids= made way easier with money
Devout= I personally believe religious indoctrination-especially evangelical- is the main source of evil in this world so nope not interested in her opinions

That fact that she thinks she has something original to say when her entire existence is because of mommy and daddy money.....she is just a snake-oil columnist.

Judging by the photo posted, pretty cannot he made with enough money.

PP that posted the photo - I posted it because I actually think she IS pretty and I've seen a lot of photos of her looking much better. I feel like this photo was another dig at her.

She’s classically gorgeous. And it’s obvious the bitter hags in this thread are jealous of that fact, along with her rich husband, beautiful children, and her commitment to her faith.

Gorgeous? Come on now. She's blandly pleasant looking and cute at best in a very dime a dozen way. She's not turning heads on the street.

And you are? You’re all seething in this thread because you’re jealous of everything she has and everything she represents. Because she didn’t go to college for 8 years and get an pointless frequent flier email job like y’all, and in the end she bagged a filthy rich husband and has a gorgeous all-American family. It stings.

I think the only person envious of her is you. All the rest of us are unimpressed.

If she and Chris and two adorable kids walk into a random suburban restaurant heads will turn. They’re a very attractive family. People have eyes.

No. They are normal looking white people.

+1 They are both on the attractive side of normal because they're height/weight proportionate, have even features, teeth that came from orthodontia, etc. He's edged toward hot as he got into Marvel shape. But the idea that she's "classically gorgeous" or that heads would turn if they walked into a restaurant with their kids is just fanfic.

I get why her whole persona (nepo baby/fake religious/social climber+anchorer) bothers people but I still thought the profile was kind of harsh. Funny to read, but she must be wondering what she did to piss the writer off.

Fake religious? What are you talking about? You people are so jealous it's hilarious.

Someone raised Catholic who goes on to baptize her children in the Catholic faith was only hanging around Hillsong because it was a see-and-be-seen scene. And she met a big star there and married him, so it worked. But she was not attending due to religious conviction. People bringing up Hillsong to prove she's Christian don't understand Catholicism or Evangelicalism.

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Anonymous wrote:It really drives the bitter malcontent wannabe girl bosses here nuts when an idle woman is pretty, skinny, rich, married, with kids — and devout. Clutch the pearls - she CAN’T be perfect. Or maybe she is and it makes you jealous as hell.

Nope, none of us need her advice, that's what we are mocking.

Pretty can be made with enough money.
Skinny can be made with enough money.
Rich = money.
Married= is it really a good deal unless you have money?
Kids= made way easier with money
Devout= I personally believe religious indoctrination-especially evangelical- is the main source of evil in this world so nope not interested in her opinions

That fact that she thinks she has something original to say when her entire existence is because of mommy and daddy money.....she is just a snake-oil columnist.

Judging by the photo posted, pretty cannot he made with enough money.

PP that posted the photo - I posted it because I actually think she IS pretty and I've seen a lot of photos of her looking much better. I feel like this photo was another dig at her.

She’s classically gorgeous. And it’s obvious the bitter hags in this thread are jealous of that fact, along with her rich husband, beautiful children, and her commitment to her faith.

Gorgeous? Come on now. She's blandly pleasant looking and cute at best in a very dime a dozen way. She's not turning heads on the street.

And you are? You’re all seething in this thread because you’re jealous of everything she has and everything she represents. Because she didn’t go to college for 8 years and get an pointless frequent flier email job like y’all, and in the end she bagged a filthy rich husband and has a gorgeous all-American family. It stings.

I think the only person envious of her is you. All the rest of us are unimpressed.

If she and Chris and two adorable kids walk into a random suburban restaurant heads will turn. They’re a very attractive family. People have eyes.

No. They are normal looking white people.

+1 They are both on the attractive side of normal because they're height/weight proportionate, have even features, teeth that came from orthodontia, etc. He's edged toward hot as he got into Marvel shape. But the idea that she's "classically gorgeous" or that heads would turn if they walked into a restaurant with their kids is just fanfic.

I get why her whole persona (nepo baby/fake religious/social climber+anchorer) bothers people but I still thought the profile was kind of harsh. Funny to read, but she must be wondering what she did to piss the writer off.

Fake religious? What are you talking about? You people are so jealous it's hilarious.

I'm honestly confused what I'm jealous of in this situation?