Yes round up all the bearded men. Why do we need more of that? |
With a heavy dark mustache? |
The Gillette razor company would love that! |
This is exactly what I thought about the exchange student woman accused of murder in Italy, what's-her-name. People were like, she didn't act the way someone would act if they saw blood in the bathroom or whatever. So what if she didn't act the way people assume they would act in that situation. Some people are screwed up inside and they don't act as others expect them to, if there even is such a thing as "how someone should act" in these extreme situations. |
Just because one person is seen initially entering the home on the images doesn't mean there wasn't someone else behind him or waiting in the car. |
Hit the floodlight that her kids forced her to get, even though they know damn well she LOVES the total darkness, with a broom handle because it shines in her bedroom window and she couldn't figure out how to turn the damn thing off, cut herself in the process and because without the floodlight it was pitch black out, the way she likes it, she got disoriented and walked into the dessert where she was bitten by a snake and dragged away by a coyote, who later dumped her in the dry well because they couldn't eat her in one sitting. But what I don't understand is what happened to the broom. |
The same person who seems surprised to encounter a doorbell camera in 2026 and looked around the property for something with which to cover it. That said, they’ve gotten away with this for over a week despite seeming really underprepared. |
The fbi literally released a video of a masked intruder at her front door. But go on with the most plausible theory being her sleepwalking outdoors and dragged away without a trace by a coyote |
Maybe it's a quote from another movie. What does Google say? |
I mean, she clearly has never played Mahjong either. |
| I bet it's either the shady band mate of the BIL looking for drugs, or she's in a vacation cabin somewhere where the Guthrie children deposited her so they could get some publicity out of this. Go Fund Me? |
Link? |
Seems like something went wrong. Maybe the assailant didn’t intend for her to get injured and leave blood. Maybe he thought he’d have more time to execute his plan. Maybe the quick police involvement threw him off? |
I am sure anyone in their circles have been ruled out. |
With Elvis and Andy Kaufman. |