S/O The thread on the missing boyfriend is waaay too long. Can someone sum it up?

[Anonymous]

Steve V called me too!

[Anonymous]

The OP probably has a bluetooth, so she was able to screen shot easily.

[Anonymous]

Why not find a guy who, instead of urging his dogs to rip apart living woodland animals for fun, likes to...golf?

I hate S.

[Anonymous]

jsteele wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A coonhound competition. Christ in a chariot driven sidecar.

Not that I'm paying any attention whatsoever to this thread, but he does have a picture of a coonhound on his Facebook page and the police apparently said that he took his dog when he left home.

suuurrreee you aren't...... you are sucked in just like the rest of us. The only difference is this is your job, the rest of us have to try to recapture what could've been productive hours of our lives.

Wish I could've seen his FB page....

OP, walk away!

[Anonymous]

There were quite a few coonhound events in PA last weekend!


http://www.ukcdogs.com/Upcoming.nsf/EventView?Open&Group=Coonhound&Type=M

[Anonymous]

I think we should start offering advice to the OP to help her fix her picker, in a big-sisterly sort of way.

I'll start:

Don't date guys who don't have real jobs (if you want to take it to the next level, don't date guys who don't have university degrees).

Don't date guys who have mental health problems.

Guys with facial tattoos, piercings, and/or giant hick beards do not WANT to be gainfully employed. Move on.

[Anonymous]

I want so badly for this to be a Kaufmanesque performance art piece.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think we should start offering advice to the OP to help her fix her picker, in a big-sisterly sort of way.

I'll start:

Don't date guys who don't have real jobs (if you want to take it to the next level, don't date guys who don't have university degrees).

Don't date guys who have mental health problems.

Guys with facial tattoos, piercings, and/or giant hick beards do not WANT to be gainfully employed. Move on.

Don't date guys who use coonhounds to hunt.

Don't date guys who hunt in the offseason.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think we should start offering advice to the OP to help her fix her picker, in a big-sisterly sort of way.

I'll start:

Don't date guys who don't have real jobs (if you want to take it to the next level, don't date guys who don't have university degrees).

Don't date guys who have mental health problems.

Guys with facial tattoos, piercings, and/or giant hick beards do not WANT to be gainfully employed. Move on.

Get therapy
Date local

[Anonymous]

If Jeff Foxworthy needs new material for a sequel, all this is gold.

[Anonymous]

So OP, does he know any of the following:
1) that you spoke with Uncle J?
2) That you spoke to the police?
3) that this (and the other) thread exists?

By the way, a man who habitually breaks his phone by throwing it in a fit of rage is to immature and unstable to be serious with. Of course, his claims about broken phones is horse shit. Wow, what a scary liar. And owns guns I'm a guessin. Awesome. Stay safe OP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think we should start offering advice to the OP to help her fix her picker, in a big-sisterly sort of way.

I'll start:

Don't date guys who don't have real jobs (if you want to take it to the next level, don't date guys who don't have university degrees).

Don't date guys who have mental health problems.

Guys with facial tattoos, piercings, and/or giant hick beards do not WANT to be gainfully employed. Move on.

Don't date guys who use coonhounds to hunt.

Don't date guys who hunt in the offseason.

Don't date guys who throw and break their phones (especially if they do it more than once).

Don't admit to laughing when said guy recounts his latest phone-hurling debacle, as if you think that behavior is boyishly cute or something.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think we should start offering advice to the OP to help her fix her picker, in a big-sisterly sort of way.

I'll start:

Don't date guys who don't have real jobs (if you want to take it to the next level, don't date guys who don't have university degrees).

Don't date guys who have mental health problems.

Guys with facial tattoos, piercings, and/or giant hick beards do not WANT to be gainfully employed. Move on.

Oh please if she follows your advice, then no more epic fun threads every few months!

[Anonymous]

This thread summing up the thread on the missing boyfriend is waaay too long. Can someone sum it up?

[Anonymous]

jsteele wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A coonhound competition. Christ in a chariot driven sidecar.

Not that I'm paying any attention whatsoever to this thread, but he does have a picture of a coonhound on his Facebook page and the police apparently said that he took his dog when he left home.

Oh I believe it. I invoke the holy spirit in primitive wheeled transportation not in disbelief of the OP, but in amazement that this thread hasn't just jumped the shark. It's jumped the g*ddamn ocean!

Move over Wolfie. There's a new sherrif in town.