Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

[Anonymous]

I need to move in boundary to Janney, my current competition is tough, but it sound weak there

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Have we went from eye-candy to feet fetishes?

I think it is a new week and we haven't recieved our daily eye-candy report. It is a nice day, so we may see a little more action. I'm waiting for my DC now at Upper NW school.

[Anonymous]

15:02, we are waiting to be debriefed.

[Anonymous]

Geezers and frumpy hags. Eight days a week.

[Anonymous]

JO Wilson reporting, good looking dads driving nice cars. Hoping they are not over compensating in the car department what they might be lacking somewhere else. One dad in particular has the hand shake of a Roman gladiator and he smells scrumptious. Then there's another dad, somewhat on the short-side in height but the girth is visible near the zipper.

I think he has caught me looking.

[Anonymous]

No detectable pants girth visible at Janney today. The weather is still coolish, and flat fronted khakis can bind the merchandise unless you go commando. I'm not convinced that the Janney men still carry their penises on them--many of the smaller ones seem detachable and could just be tossed in the glove box of the Prius for safe keeping.

[Anonymous]

Many of the women at Janney today wore their "smart wool tee tops" today. Coolish winds produced nubby nipples and scattered grayish brown hairdos were blown about wildly. Very few sunglass wearers so lots of grimacing and scrunched faces. Favorite accessory: lavish silver buckled boots, leather, shiny patent leather, suede. These women are momamatrixes.

today:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No detectable pants girth visible at Janney today. The weather is still coolish, and flat fronted khakis can bind the merchandise unless you go commando. I'm not convinced that the Janney men still carry their penises on them--many of the smaller ones seem detachable and could just be tossed in the glove box of the Prius for safe keeping.

Two points to this correspondent for the clever penis-in-prius reference.

Just for clarity's sake, are you referring to the smaller men, or the men with smaller penises? The venn diagrams do not completely overlap.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Many of the women at Janney today wore their "smart wool tee tops" today. Coolish winds produced nubby nipples and scattered grayish brown hairdos were blown about wildly. Very few sunglass wearers so lots of grimacing and scrunched faces. [/b]Favorite accessory: lavish silver buckled boots, leather, shiny patent leather, suede. These women are [b]momamatrixes.

today:

And two more points for combining a reference to erect nips with one to salt-and-pepper windblown hair in the same sentence.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No detectable pants girth visible at Janney today. The weather is still coolish, and flat fronted khakis can bind the merchandise unless you go commando. I'm not convinced that the Janney men still carry their penises on them--many of the smaller ones seem detachable and could just be tossed in the glove box of the Prius for safe keeping.

Funniest shit ever. You just saved this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No detectable pants girth visible at Janney today. The weather is still coolish, and flat fronted khakis can bind the merchandise unless you go commando. I'm not convinced that the Janney men still carry their penises on them--many of the smaller ones seem detachable and could just be tossed in the glove box of the Prius for safe keeping.

[Anonymous]

If one of them Momamatrixes yelled "lick my boots, slave," I think I'd do it and enjoy it. Just sayin'.

[Anonymous]

^^Is that a Janney mom boosting herself? Are those your actual boots?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

This is literally the stupidest thread I have ever seen on these boards -- and it had a lot of competition.