Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m having regular sex with my MIL...

Is she hot or just available?

She’s pretty for 52. She started young. She’s still married to my FIL. Goes to the gym and takes care of herself. I’d say she’s about 5’2, 125 lbs. Small C implants and nice hips.

Wait, are you male or female?

[Anonymous]

M, I want to slam your head into a wall.

[Anonymous]

I'm actively looking for a fling to cheat on my GF again. Our sex is great and plenty often enough but I miss having it with someone new and a different body type. I may go the married woman route. I always did well on Ashley.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I told my DH his dog ran away while he was visiting family on the other coast. I actually had her put down because I hated the way he put that dog ahead of me.

WTF! I hope this a troll.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:During high school I hated my stepmom so much that I once jerked off in her Oil of Olay jar and was amused when she rubbed it all over her face at night. To this day I still think of it as Oil of Lay.

That’s absolutely priceless. Good for you!

[Anonymous]

After 10 years of marriage ang two kids I know my marriage was doomed but I didn’t want my X to have more kids to compete with the two he had with me.

I told him the reason we weren’t having sex was that I was scared of getting pregnant again. I told him if he gat the “V” we could have sex all the time.

After he healed from the operation we had sex just once and I told him it wasn’t working out. I filed for separation the next week.

[Anonymous]

I'm happily married for 5 years to a guy who is objectively hot and I do find him attractive but . . . I have been harboring a crush on my boss who is older (by about 12 years), has 5 kids (I have 0) and is NOT good looking. He's just crazy smart and super successful and he praises me and my work a lot (we're lawyers in biglaw). I am genuinely curious if he thinks about me/thinks I'm attractive.

Honestly, I think I'm pretty - at least the way I look when I got to work I am. I do my hair and make up well and I'm naturally thin but with hips and a booty. In some ways, I CAN'T imagine that he doesn't notice that. But maybe not? We work in different cities but see one another every couple of months. I will see him next week and I keep wondering ... will he give me a sign of some sort???

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I detest my child, who is 19. My life has been misery since the day he was born. I want so badly to kick him out and rid myself of his never ending drama, but I feel so guilty about thinking this way.

PP, I feel the same way as you. Except my son is only 6.

Third. He’s 12. He’s been incredibly difficult since the day he was born. People love him but no one really likes him.

My mom didn't like me growing up but now we are friends. I wasn't an easy kid, our personalities clashed, and she just didn't get me at all. I don't think she would go so far as to say her life was misery because of me but she loved when I was not at home and frequently begged relatives to take me for long periods. No harm done and I don't have any hard feelings about all that.

[Anonymous]

It's a good thing you two are dating, it removes 2 ugly people from the pool.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I told my DH his dog ran away while he was visiting family on the other coast. I actually had her put down because I hated the way he put that dog ahead of me.

If this is real you are pure evil. Yuck.

+10000x

Man if this is real at all - you truly are of pure evil PP.
And I hope karma gets you!!!!

[Anonymous]

I like women that have a full bush and keep it groomed on the sides. Crazy, right?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm happily married for 5 years to a guy who is objectively hot and I do find him attractive but . . . I have been harboring a crush on my boss who is older (by about 12 years), has 5 kids (I have 0) and is NOT good looking. He's just crazy smart and super successful and he praises me and my work a lot (we're lawyers in biglaw). I am genuinely curious if he thinks about me/thinks I'm attractive.

Honestly, I think I'm pretty - at least the way I look when I got to work I am. I do my hair and make up well and I'm naturally thin but with hips and a booty. In some ways, I CAN'T imagine that he doesn't notice that. But maybe not? We work in different cities but see one another every couple of months. I will see him next week and I keep wondering ... will he give me a sign of some sort???

Maybe you dress so conservatively that he can’t see your curves?

Do you ever have happy hour together?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:M, I want to slam your head into a wall.

What did M do to make you so angry?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I like women that have a full bush and keep it groomed on the sides. Crazy, right?

That's what I do. No time for waxing and regrowth itches like crazy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm happily married for 5 years to a guy who is objectively hot and I do find him attractive but . . . I have been harboring a crush on my boss who is older (by about 12 years), has 5 kids (I have 0) and is NOT good looking. He's just crazy smart and super successful and he praises me and my work a lot (we're lawyers in biglaw). I am genuinely curious if he thinks about me/thinks I'm attractive.

Honestly, I think I'm pretty - at least the way I look when I got to work I am. I do my hair and make up well and I'm naturally thin but with hips and a booty. In some ways, I CAN'T imagine that he doesn't notice that. But maybe not? We work in different cities but see one another every couple of months. I will see him next week and I keep wondering ... will he give me a sign of some sort???

Maybe you dress so conservatively that he can’t see your curves?

Do you ever have happy hour together?

Please, the man has 5 kids, get a grip on yourself.

Also, people like you make it hard for the rest of us women in the workplace who would like to be seen for our professional work rather than objectified as the “hot associate”.