Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?

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Anonymous wrote:My ex who dumped me is on a campaign to get me back. Hell no, jerk. He has a big ego and I know this whole thing is about him. He can’t stand the fact that I don’t want anything to do with him now: You are DEAD to me.

Oooo good luck to you. Stay strong!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I got breast implants and went a little too big. I’m enjoying how I look in new outfits and its funny to see guys try not to be distracted.

OMG! I know you! You got divorced not too long ago, your kids are in high school, and you bought a new house out of zone. TMI?

[Anonymous]

It's a stupid mouse who awakens the cat. Get ready for payback tenfold.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I detest my child, who is 19. My life has been misery since the day he was born. I want so badly to kick him out and rid myself of his never ending drama, but I feel so guilty about thinking this way.

PP, I feel the same way as you. Except my son is only 6.

Third. He’s 12. He’s been incredibly difficult since the day he was born. People love him but no one really likes him.

If you are not being facetious, please consider therapy. This is not about your kids. They know how you feel.

I’m the poster with the 12 year old. Thank you for your concern. We’ve all been in therapy on and off for a decade. He lives hundreds of miles away with his father which is a better situation for everyone

Try that FB site I regret having children. Others with similar problems

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have been controlling the thoughts and actions of many, many, many people (many are strangers) with my mind and my eyeballs for the last 14-16 months.

Love this one!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I legitimately hate my coworker. I don't probably celebrate if she were hit by a bus. Hell I might even push her in front of the bus.

OMG I hated a PTA mom. Then she got hit by a bus. I just couldn’t attend the funeral or talk to her friends. Maybe I have the power the other PP was talking about

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I am getting a hysterectomy on Feb 25th. I am staying 2 nights. I have 3 kids under 7. I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS BREAK! I have been downloading all my favorite shows on my iPad in case the hospital wifi sucks. I am going to organize all my pictures on my cloud, Im going to order in Uber Eats, Im going to take all the pain drugs they give me, etc etc. I have convinced DH just to check on my after the surgery but go right home. He doesn't get to stay and have a free pass. He needs to experience those 48 hours back home. OMG he has no idea. Im excited on so many levels.

A) Uber Eats delivers to hospital rooms?

B) when was the last time you stayed in a hospital? I think you may be romanticizing how peaceful it is. Be prepared not to get much sleep/be woken up (sometimes inadvertently, sometimes not) several times a night & whenever you are napping/watching a show (or attempting to) in the day so you will be too tired to enjoy the show, read, etc, & will be yearning to go home so you can get some f’ing sleep. Yeah, I get you have young kids but you can at least sleep uninterrupted for a little while while they at school/sleeping/being watched by your spouse or a friend or a babysitter or someone else who is willing to help out for a few hours.

C) They are keeping you 2 nights for a hysterectomy? You must have great health care coverage!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I am getting a hysterectomy on Feb 25th. I am staying 2 nights. I have 3 kids under 7. I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS BREAK! I have been downloading all my favorite shows on my iPad in case the hospital wifi sucks. I am going to organize all my pictures on my cloud, Im going to order in Uber Eats, Im going to take all the pain drugs they give me, etc etc. I have convinced DH just to check on my after the surgery but go right home. He doesn't get to stay and have a free pass. He needs to experience those 48 hours back home. OMG he has no idea. Im excited on so many levels.

HOw did you get two nights? I was sent home the next day. I was the only one on the floor not puking from anesthesia.

I had that surgery. I hope you enjoy it more than I did.

[Anonymous]

People suffering from infertility do not want to hear about every last pregnancy-related anxiety.

I'm not talking about major complications or what comes up in natural conversation. I'm talking about deliberately seeking out a known infertility sufferer to sigh over minor pregnancy discomfort. It's really cruel.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I’m having regular sex with my MIL...

Is she hot or just available?

She’s pretty for 52. She started young. She’s still married to my FIL. Goes to the gym and takes care of herself. I’d say she’s about 5’2, 125 lbs. Small C implants and nice hips.

[Anonymous]

I do a few lines of coke on my desk at work every Friday.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I got breast implants and went a little too big. I’m enjoying how I look in new outfits and its funny to see guys try not to be distracted.

OMG! I know you! You got divorced not too long ago, your kids are in high school, and you bought a new house out of zone. TMI?

Someone else must’ve gotten them too big. I’m happily married.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Before I got married I had a crush on a guy 20 years older but he was married and I knew nothing would ever come of it. Now I've been married 5 years and have two children and I still have the same darn crush. I only see him a few times a year so I just deal with it.

What makes him attractive?

He’s handsome, off the charts smart, very successful and amazingly ego free. I’m probably not the only one with a crush on him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:For years, whenever my DH was upset with me, I'd often say "well, maybe you should have married Larla because she was so perfect". He'd roll his eyes and say that was 30 years ago. A few months ago I said and it and he said "not funny, she died two months ago." I felt like a complete sh__.

Are you sure she died or did he just spook you? Very cruel if he did.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I legitimately hate my coworker. I don't probably celebrate if she were hit by a bus. Hell I might even push her in front of the bus.

OMG I hated a PTA mom. Then she got hit by a bus. I just couldn’t attend the funeral or talk to her friends. Maybe I have the power the other PP was talking about

I'd go to her funeral and smile.