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Old school DCUM game: You post something about yourself and we'll tell you what's wrong with you...
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Anonymous
| What is with the Brick, NJ slams? I love Brick Township, especially on the Point Pleasant side. Beautiful little town with small affordable houses right on the inlets. What gives? |
Anonymous
Yes, you are. You are special. You are not crazy. This as you are put in a straight jacket. |
Anonymous
| I believe homosexuality is an abomination and gay people are evil. |
Anonymous
well there's your problem right there. |
Anonymous
| Ah c'mon-you can diss me worse than that!!!Don't be shy, out with it!! |
Anonymous
You get lost easily but it often takes you hours of driving before you realize your mistake. You dread asking for directions but even when you do, you somehow end up right back in Brick, NJ, too tired to venture out again. You tend to look on the bright side and your day-to-day life is quite pleasant. But occasionally even you must wonder what the point of it all is. You'd love to ask your higher power what gives, but instead you push your doubts aside by indulging in long sessions DCUM, or worse. You long to live in a beautiful little town with affordable houses. Your favorite ice cream is Gifford's. |
Anonymous
McGreevy, Foley, Craig, which one of yous is it!?!? |
Anonymous
Your favorite movie as a child was the Wizard of Oz. The Great and Mighty Oz left you cold but you couldn't look away from the man behind the curtain. You cried and cried when he floated away in the hot air balloon yet didn't shed a tear when Toto was stolen by flying monkeys. It scared you when your therapist didn't laugh at the shared memory. You are not the jealous type and know how to appreciate the special abilities of others. You would do well as a talent agent but settle for being an adoring fan. You have never been to Brick, NJ and couldn't find it on a map to save your own life. Your least favorite place is the zoo. |
Anonymous
| You left out one thing-whenever I have an orgasm I scream out "Surrender Dorothy!" |
Anonymous
| Sometimes when I get nervous I put my fingers under my arms and smell them. Superstar! |
Anonymous
| I was born a poor black child...... |
Anonymous
| As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster..... |
Anonymous
You often confuse Sean Connery with Lee Majors and wouldn't notice Steve McQueen if he were making love to you. No one can pull the wool over your eyes and you are always the first to notice inconsistencies. The phrase It Takes One To Know One fills you with shame. Everyone knows improv is staged. Proof is irrelevant to you. You would make an ideal prosecutor but where is the glamor in that? Your favorite advice is to never fall in love during a total ECLiPSe. |
Anonymous
You've never had an orgasm but that only makes you feel that much closer to Marilyn Monroe. You'd learn to fake it if your husband weren't such an excellent judge of character. He's so good at spotting a fraud it's not even funny. Humor is an opiate for the masses in an age where God is dead, he says, and you believe him. Comedy clubs are out. You get your heckling in in other ways, thank you. After all, necessity is the mother of invention. Your husband hardly seems to notice although he has his suspicions. It's almost like the language you and your BFF spoke as children, except you're the only one in on the joke. Your private secret code. |
Anonymous
George Costanza-who are you???? |