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Old school DCUM game: You post something about yourself and we'll tell you what's wrong with you...
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Anonymous
You are from Brick, New Jersey. But unlike the loo blocker, with whom you coincidentally shared a tenth grade drama class with Mr. Borelli, you have never attempted to hide your past. You are confident in the knowledge that Jersey people are the salt of the earth. Dog the Bounty Hunter is filmed in California, sure. But man he looks like some of those guys from the class of 1982…Hey, by the way, they’re having a mixer tonight at Carmine’s Crab Claw and Bar. Pass me some of that Aquanet, will you? |
Anonymous
Dog is filmed in Hawaii - wah@ |
Anonymous
| I'm watching a show on the Codex Gigas and wondering if it will give me the spooks tonight. |
Anonymous
| I like to masturbate whenever the fancy takes me. When time does not permit, I find myself taking up the quest in my sleep/dreams with amazingly satisfying results. |
Anonymous
It will not give you the spooks, my dear.... Why do you fight me?...Come closer...closer... |
Anonymous
Ewwww, the devil's bible... 
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Anonymous
You are hopeful I will say you are from Brick, New Jersey. Alas, you are from Northwest DC, part of the NCS graduating class of 1992. Your aplomb with discussing your frequent masturbation speaks to your growing recognition that a confident and secure woman SPEAKS HER MIND, as long as it’s on an anonymous forum where no one at the club can later identify you. Don’t mention any of the knick knacks around your house which you might use in your endeavors, as those may later be recognized and traced back to you by nosy visitors delivering the invitations for the auction. You go girl! |
Anonymous
| I can't decide between a glass of white wine, red wine or some sweet tea vodka. |
Anonymous
You have already had two of each, but you’re looking for permission from anyone…anyone at all…for just one more. That bitch Trudy. “Oh, Don, I can stay late!” Bitch. I’m gonna talk to Dr. Abrams about that one. Jesus, where did I put that Santa Christina? |
Anonymous
| I like to pick my nose and eat it. I also like to smell my own farts. |
Anonymous
You are normal; just able to admit it. |
Anonymous
You are a 12 year old boy. This weekend you won the relay your swim team mate's all bet you would lose, making them all sqiurm uncomfortably with the happiness that you won but the defeat that they were losers. This summer you will be enjoying computer camp at which time you hope to write a program allowing you to peruse your parent's outlook inbox. The next time your pesky math teacher emails them you will intercept it. Your younger brother often steals your skateboard but he cannot skate. Your mom is a milf and because of this you have many friends. |
Anonymous
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Ahhh, my understudies have arrived. Are these the same understudies as Friday night? No matter, the show must go on, regardless of the uncertain quality of non-union hacks DCUM has hired for the night shift. Good night Trudy. Good night Marjorie. And Good night, Brick New Jersey.
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Anonymous
I'm glad you're back, 23:12, but I'm too tired to be witty. I'll try to catch you tomorrow night, same bat time, same bat place. (Or maybe a little earlier.) |
Anonymous
| I am perfect. |