Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?

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Anonymous wrote:NP. Please don’t let your dog poop and pee in the easement bc that’s where vendors, visitors, homeowners park and then step thru the easement grass. It gets on everyone’s shoes.

If they're leaving their dog's poop behind, you have bigger issues than where they're letting their dogs drop it.

Also: driveways/walkways exist. It may take slightly longer to use them than to cut across someone's lawn, but they're much better for keeping your shoes tidy.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:NP. Please don’t let your dog poop and pee in the easement bc that’s where vendors, visitors, homeowners park and then step thru the easement grass. It gets on everyone’s shoes.

If they're leaving their dog's poop behind, you have bigger issues than where they're letting their dogs drop it.

Also: driveways/walkways exist. It may take slightly longer to use them than to cut across someone's lawn, but they're much better for keeping your shoes tidy.

Again, you are free to let YOUR dog do those things on YOUR property. You are not free to let your dog do those things on MY property. Why is that such a hard concept for you?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:All this talk about easement is absurd, and highlights just how much of a jerk many dog owners are.

If somebody asks you to please not let your dog poop/pee there, then the decent thing to do is go elsewhere.

You don't like it or it's not convenient to you? I mean you're the one who chose to get a dog - that's on you. Your dog, your problem.

For someone who's very "Your _____, your problem" you might want to ease your troubled mind by better understanding where the easements on your property are, and then you can stop micromanaging property that doesn't even belong to you.

I mean, you can politely ask someone pretty much any reasonable thing, but that doesn't mean it's not "decent" for them to decline. You don't control the easement. The curbline isn't your property.

You're so dumb. The easement granted to public utilities companies is for my benefit, you idiot. Your dog pissing on my lawn ruins my property. So, unless you're willing to take the liability that comes with entering MY property, and pay for the damage you cause, stay off.

I have half a mind to start putting poison where the dogs continue to piss one after another. But I'd hate to do that because I actually like dogs and it's not their fault they are owned by morons.

You didn't even bother looking up the code, did you? No, you didn't. The curbline of your property isn't yours. If you don't have a sidewalk, the frontline of 'your' property probably isn't yours.

Poisoning a dog will definitely be your problem. And since you're this vocally psychotic, I'm pretty sure your neighbors will know who to suspect.

Maybe, instead of being crazy wrong, and just plain crazy, on the internet, you should do some deep breathing and go touch your non-poisoned grass.

Perhaps instead of trying to prove some imaginary point on the internet you should focus on respecting other people's property and training your dog to shit and piss on your grass. It's not rocket science. But a-holes like you will go to great lengths to bother everyone you encounter in life.

Perhaps instead of making up an imaginary person to be mad at, you'd consider the merits of asking exactly who you think you're talking to. My dogs have all been trained to "go potty" and "hurry up" on command in my yard, on my property, because it's not rocket science. A formal degree in rocket science isn't required to simply consider "I may not know who the anon on the anon thread actually is" and use that framework to make a valid, thread-advancing point instead of a personal attack at the equivalent of a ghost.

How you speak to others is a story about you, not them.

Yet, here you are pissing in the wind about easements. I guess it's a lot harder for you than you'd like for us to believe.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:NP. Please don’t let your dog poop and pee in the easement bc that’s where vendors, visitors, homeowners park and then step thru the easement grass. It gets on everyone’s shoes.

If they're leaving their dog's poop behind, you have bigger issues than where they're letting their dogs drop it.

Also: driveways/walkways exist. It may take slightly longer to use them than to cut across someone's lawn, but they're much better for keeping your shoes tidy.

Again, you are free to let YOUR dog do those things on YOUR property. You are not free to let your dog do those things on MY property. Why is that such a hard concept for you?

Again, the easement isn't your property, AND (because it's ALL CAPS time, apparently) my dogs are trained to go on command. Neither of these concepts are at all challenging for me.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:All this talk about easement is absurd, and highlights just how much of a jerk many dog owners are.

If somebody asks you to please not let your dog poop/pee there, then the decent thing to do is go elsewhere.

You don't like it or it's not convenient to you? I mean you're the one who chose to get a dog - that's on you. Your dog, your problem.

For someone who's very "Your _____, your problem" you might want to ease your troubled mind by better understanding where the easements on your property are, and then you can stop micromanaging property that doesn't even belong to you.

I mean, you can politely ask someone pretty much any reasonable thing, but that doesn't mean it's not "decent" for them to decline. You don't control the easement. The curbline isn't your property.

You're so dumb. The easement granted to public utilities companies is for my benefit, you idiot. Your dog pissing on my lawn ruins my property. So, unless you're willing to take the liability that comes with entering MY property, and pay for the damage you cause, stay off.

I have half a mind to start putting poison where the dogs continue to piss one after another. But I'd hate to do that because I actually like dogs and it's not their fault they are owned by morons.

You didn't even bother looking up the code, did you? No, you didn't. The curbline of your property isn't yours. If you don't have a sidewalk, the frontline of 'your' property probably isn't yours.

Poisoning a dog will definitely be your problem. And since you're this vocally psychotic, I'm pretty sure your neighbors will know who to suspect.

Maybe, instead of being crazy wrong, and just plain crazy, on the internet, you should do some deep breathing and go touch your non-poisoned grass.

Perhaps instead of trying to prove some imaginary point on the internet you should focus on respecting other people's property and training your dog to shit and piss on your grass. It's not rocket science. But a-holes like you will go to great lengths to bother everyone you encounter in life.

Perhaps instead of making up an imaginary person to be mad at, you'd consider the merits of asking exactly who you think you're talking to. My dogs have all been trained to "go potty" and "hurry up" on command in my yard, on my property, because it's not rocket science. A formal degree in rocket science isn't required to simply consider "I may not know who the anon on the anon thread actually is" and use that framework to make a valid, thread-advancing point instead of a personal attack at the equivalent of a ghost.

How you speak to others is a story about you, not them.

Yet, here you are pissing in the wind about easements. I guess it's a lot harder for you than you'd like for us to believe.

Okay, dude.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:NP. Please don’t let your dog poop and pee in the easement bc that’s where vendors, visitors, homeowners park and then step thru the easement grass. It gets on everyone’s shoes.

If they're leaving their dog's poop behind, you have bigger issues than where they're letting their dogs drop it.

Also: driveways/walkways exist. It may take slightly longer to use them than to cut across someone's lawn, but they're much better for keeping your shoes tidy.

Again, you are free to let YOUR dog do those things on YOUR property. You are not free to let your dog do those things on MY property. Why is that such a hard concept for you?

Again, the easement isn't your property, AND (because it's ALL CAPS time, apparently) my dogs are trained to go on command. Neither of these concepts are at all challenging for me.

The easment is not for you to use you idiot!!!!!!!! Why is that hard to understand? Please point me to the law that says anyone and everyone can use my property for whatever they intend? I'll wait.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There isn't always yard/green space in front, around or behind the homes, but if you have that sort of space (your condo's green space for example) and also have a dog,
why can't you train your dog to poop on your lawn instead of going on a walk to poop on someone else's? The walk is for other reasons too but dogs will typically poop when on a walk.

Your lawn is special!

Actually, my dog only poops on my lawn

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:There isn't always yard/green space in front, around or behind the homes, but if you have that sort of space (your condo's green space for example) and also have a dog,
why can't you train your dog to poop on your lawn instead of going on a walk to poop on someone else's? The walk is for other reasons too but dogs will typically poop when on a walk.

Your lawn is special!

Actually, my dog only poops on my lawn

So you can't answer the question? Got it.

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Anonymous wrote:NP. Please don’t let your dog poop and pee in the easement bc that’s where vendors, visitors, homeowners park and then step thru the easement grass. It gets on everyone’s shoes.

If they're leaving their dog's poop behind, you have bigger issues than where they're letting their dogs drop it.

Also: driveways/walkways exist. It may take slightly longer to use them than to cut across someone's lawn, but they're much better for keeping your shoes tidy.

Again, you are free to let YOUR dog do those things on YOUR property. You are not free to let your dog do those things on MY property. Why is that such a hard concept for you?

Again, the easement isn't your property, AND (because it's ALL CAPS time, apparently) my dogs are trained to go on command. Neither of these concepts are at all challenging for me.

The easment is not for you to use you idiot!!!!!!!! Why is that hard to understand? Please point me to the law that says anyone and everyone can use my property for whatever they intend? I'll wait.

The curbline easement is not your property, Capt. Exclamationpoints. Why is that so hard to understand?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:NP. Please don’t let your dog poop and pee in the easement bc that’s where vendors, visitors, homeowners park and then step thru the easement grass. It gets on everyone’s shoes.

If they're leaving their dog's poop behind, you have bigger issues than where they're letting their dogs drop it.

Also: driveways/walkways exist. It may take slightly longer to use them than to cut across someone's lawn, but they're much better for keeping your shoes tidy.

Again, you are free to let YOUR dog do those things on YOUR property. You are not free to let your dog do those things on MY property. Why is that such a hard concept for you?

Again, the easement isn't your property, AND (because it's ALL CAPS time, apparently) my dogs are trained to go on command. Neither of these concepts are at all challenging for me.

The easment is not for you to use you idiot!!!!!!!! Why is that hard to understand? Please point me to the law that says anyone and everyone can use my property for whatever they intend? I'll wait.

What are you going to do about it? Call the cops for trespass? When you do, they'll tell you what multiple people have already told you: the curbline/sidewalk easment is not your property to patrol and control, though you are expected to clear sidewalks when it snows because that's the law here. Instead of shouting at anons on an internet forum, you can look it up for yourself, or call the non-emergency line and ask someone to come out and hold your hand and walk you through your options.

Do post back when you figure this out.

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Anonymous wrote:NP. Please don’t let your dog poop and pee in the easement bc that’s where vendors, visitors, homeowners park and then step thru the easement grass. It gets on everyone’s shoes.

If they're leaving their dog's poop behind, you have bigger issues than where they're letting their dogs drop it.

Also: driveways/walkways exist. It may take slightly longer to use them than to cut across someone's lawn, but they're much better for keeping your shoes tidy.

Again, you are free to let YOUR dog do those things on YOUR property. You are not free to let your dog do those things on MY property. Why is that such a hard concept for you?

Again, the easement isn't your property, AND (because it's ALL CAPS time, apparently) my dogs are trained to go on command. Neither of these concepts are at all challenging for me.

The easment is not for you to use you idiot!!!!!!!! Why is that hard to understand? Please point me to the law that says anyone and everyone can use my property for whatever they intend? I'll wait.

The curbline easement is not your property, Capt. Exclamationpoints. Why is that so hard to understand?

I am still waiting to see how it is yours to use however you please. Where did you read that you're allowed to do that?

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Anonymous wrote:NP. Please don’t let your dog poop and pee in the easement bc that’s where vendors, visitors, homeowners park and then step thru the easement grass. It gets on everyone’s shoes.

If they're leaving their dog's poop behind, you have bigger issues than where they're letting their dogs drop it.

Also: driveways/walkways exist. It may take slightly longer to use them than to cut across someone's lawn, but they're much better for keeping your shoes tidy.

Again, you are free to let YOUR dog do those things on YOUR property. You are not free to let your dog do those things on MY property. Why is that such a hard concept for you?

Again, the easement isn't your property, AND (because it's ALL CAPS time, apparently) my dogs are trained to go on command. Neither of these concepts are at all challenging for me.

The easment is not for you to use you idiot!!!!!!!! Why is that hard to understand? Please point me to the law that says anyone and everyone can use my property for whatever they intend? I'll wait.

What are you going to do about it? Call the cops for trespass? When you do, they'll tell you what multiple people have already told you: the curbline/sidewalk easment is not your property to patrol and control, though you are expected to clear sidewalks when it snows because that's the law here. Instead of shouting at anons on an internet forum, you can look it up for yourself, or call the non-emergency line and ask someone to come out and hold your hand and walk you through your options.

Do post back when you figure this out.

You're the one making the asinine claim that you can use my property for whatever you want, so you should have to support it with something other than "it is so."

I know you're wrong and you are not allowed on my property (especially the way some of my neighbors were using it and leaving dog shit behind). I've already discussed it with my HOA. Perhaps you should do some of your own calling around before you illegally trespass on your neighbor's property.

The bigger question is, however, what a hole would WANT to do this to his neighbors?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:NP. Please don’t let your dog poop and pee in the easement bc that’s where vendors, visitors, homeowners park and then step thru the easement grass. It gets on everyone’s shoes.

If they're leaving their dog's poop behind, you have bigger issues than where they're letting their dogs drop it.

Also: driveways/walkways exist. It may take slightly longer to use them than to cut across someone's lawn, but they're much better for keeping your shoes tidy.

Again, you are free to let YOUR dog do those things on YOUR property. You are not free to let your dog do those things on MY property. Why is that such a hard concept for you?

They gotta go and sometimes it is your property and sometimes...not. as long as they pick it up...and despose of it properly. What is the problem? Wild animals poop in your yard too

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:There isn't always yard/green space in front, around or behind the homes, but if you have that sort of space (your condo's green space for example) and also have a dog,
why can't you train your dog to poop on your lawn instead of going on a walk to poop on someone else's? The walk is for other reasons too but dogs will typically poop when on a walk.

Your lawn is special!

Actually, my dog only poops on my lawn

So you can't answer the question? Got it.

I did. My dog only poops on my yard.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There isn't always yard/green space in front, around or behind the homes, but if you have that sort of space (your condo's green space for example) and also have a dog,
why can't you train your dog to poop on your lawn instead of going on a walk to poop on someone else's? The walk is for other reasons too but dogs will typically poop when on a walk.

Your lawn is special!

Actually, my dog only poops on my lawn

So you can't answer the question? Got it.

I did. My dog only poops on my yard.

That was not the question. But thanks for playing dumb.