Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

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Anonymous wrote:Killer kangas are the real reason why Australians spend so much time at the beach and why all beaches are public domaine ….

I honestly suspect that they are trying to downplay the true, dark nature of kangaroos. The Aussie spin doctor came on here and made a point of advertising that they are seeking immigrants. People, they are trying to lure settlers to tame the jungle that surrounds their dense, huddled cities. Don't fall for it.

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Anonymous wrote:Aussies are oddly fond of their wildlife. On the other hand, they aim to kill up to 5 million cats over the next 5 years.

Truth - but to be fair, this Aussie is also very fond of American wildlife … even those rascally raccoons that get into our trash ….


In Australia - one domestic cat kills on average about 186 mammals, birds, reptiles and frogs a year, compared to the 748 that one feral cat can kill. However, because domestic cats are concentrated in suburbs, the total number of animals they kill per hectare is higher than the number that feral cats in the bush kill.


That said - I love cats and don’t like this war on Aussie cats - I wish they would just neuter them and put bells on them to give birds fair warning

Bells don't work--cats learn to walk without jingling them

Would putting bells on killer kangas help warn people and dogs they are nearby?

Putting bullets in them is a more effective solution than putting bells on them.

[Anonymous]

So glad we don't have kangaroos in the us. Ten feet tall, all muscle and likes to punch and drown dogs just running amuck? No thank you.

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More kanga propaganda-- so pervasive it should probably be given its own portmanteau of kangaganda. This cartoon shows a sweet and dopey baby roo effortlessly resisting the cat's provocations.

This isn't what we're talking about. I'm talking about these kangaroos in the news-- these vacant eyed, muscle bound predators, on a thrill kill murder spree. Totally different.

This is the thread I needed

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Anonymous wrote:There are no lion attacks in NYC. Lions are not really dangerous. Don't be scared of going into lion territory in Africa. Those villagers are just superstitious and haven't read the statistics

So does this apply to hippos as well? Are we safe to Kayak down African rivers and lakes infested with territorial male hippos since there are no hippo attacks in the NYC Central Park pond?

That's what the scientists say. Don't you believe in science?

I get so annoyed at these stupid statistics about how safe kangaroos are. Let's hear per encounter statistics.

Everyone in Australia lives in cities. Now talk to people who live near kangaroos

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So glad we don't have kangaroos in the us. Ten feet tall, all muscle and likes to punch and drown dogs just running amuck? No thank you.

No disagreement but you know what local beastie terrifies me? Gators. Say what you will about FL but everyone living there has nerves of steel imo.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Killer kangas are the real reason why Australians spend so much time at the beach and why all beaches are public domaine ….

I honestly suspect that they are trying to downplay the true, dark nature of kangaroos. The Aussie spin doctor came on here and made a point of advertising that they are seeking immigrants. People, they are trying to lure settlers to tame the jungle that surrounds their dense, huddled cities. Don't fall for it.

Wait is the hole in the ozone also kangaganda somehow? It just feels like it must be…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Killer kangas are the real reason why Australians spend so much time at the beach and why all beaches are public domaine ….

I honestly suspect that they are trying to downplay the true, dark nature of kangaroos. The Aussie spin doctor came on here and made a point of advertising that they are seeking immigrants. People, they are trying to lure settlers to tame the jungle that surrounds their dense, huddled cities. Don't fall for it.

Ha, They only seek immigrants who have whatever skills they need each year, and the queue is a mile long … very popular destination for US ob gyn physician refugees right now …

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Killer kangas are the real reason why Australians spend so much time at the beach and why all beaches are public domaine ….

I honestly suspect that they are trying to downplay the true, dark nature of kangaroos. The Aussie spin doctor came on here and made a point of advertising that they are seeking immigrants. People, they are trying to lure settlers to tame the jungle that surrounds their dense, huddled cities. Don't fall for it.

Stop trying to shift the topic to climate change. Climate change won't lessen the threat of psychopathic serial killer kangaroos. If anything, it will increase the threat, making this an even more urgent issue.

Wait is the hole in the ozone also kangaganda somehow? It just feels like it must be…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Killer kangas are the real reason why Australians spend so much time at the beach and why all beaches are public domaine ….

I honestly suspect that they are trying to downplay the true, dark nature of kangaroos. The Aussie spin doctor came on here and made a point of advertising that they are seeking immigrants. People, they are trying to lure settlers to tame the jungle that surrounds their dense, huddled cities. Don't fall for it.

Ha, They only seek immigrants who have whatever skills they need each year, and the queue is a mile long … very popular destination for US ob gyn physician refugees right now …

"Come to Australia, the kangaroos are friendly."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Killer kangas are the real reason why Australians spend so much time at the beach and why all beaches are public domaine ….

I honestly suspect that they are trying to downplay the true, dark nature of kangaroos. The Aussie spin doctor came on here and made a point of advertising that they are seeking immigrants. People, they are trying to lure settlers to tame the jungle that surrounds their dense, huddled cities. Don't fall for it.

Kangaroos should be banned.

[Anonymous]

I’ve never been more thankful that Australia is an island.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So glad we don't have kangaroos in the us. Ten feet tall, all muscle and likes to punch and drown dogs just running amuck? No thank you.

No disagreement but you know what local beastie terrifies me? Gators. Say what you will about FL but everyone living there has nerves of steel imo.

I've been a few feet away from a enormous gator and I'd still be more afraid of a hopping, boxing, punching kangaroo. 🦘 They're terrifying.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So glad we don't have kangaroos in the us. Ten feet tall, all muscle and likes to punch and drown dogs just running amuck? No thank you.

No disagreement but you know what local beastie terrifies me? Gators. Say what you will about FL but everyone living there has nerves of steel imo.

I've been a few feet away from a enormous gator and I'd still be more afraid of a hopping, boxing, punching kangaroo. 🦘 They're terrifying.

Have you considered medication or therapy for this irrational,phobia?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So glad we don't have kangaroos in the us. Ten feet tall, all muscle and likes to punch and drown dogs just running amuck? No thank you.

No disagreement but you know what local beastie terrifies me? Gators. Say what you will about FL but everyone living there has nerves of steel imo.

I've been a few feet away from a enormous gator and I'd still be more afraid of a hopping, boxing, punching kangaroo. 🦘 They're terrifying.

Have you considered medication or therapy for this irrational,phobia?

The most effective treatments for phobias are: Exposure therapy. This therapy focuses on changing your response to the object or situation that you fear. Gradual, repeated exposure to the source of your specific phobia, and the related thoughts, feelings and sensations, may help you learn to manage your anxiety.Jun 9, 2023
https://www.mayoclinic.org › drc-2...
Specific phobias - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo Clinic


I would suggest you try visiting the kanga petting zoo and gradually increase the length of time you spend with these magnificent creatures. Maybe start with the wallabies and work your way up to the red back Kangas.

Bring a note book. Why do these marvelous marsupials threaten you so much? Where does this misplaced terror come from? It is probably connected to bullying on the school bus in grade 5. Or something like that.

Dig deep and summons your inner kangaroo to fight back against your inner pain with fierce subversive defiance …