What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I will eat slices of butter. It's best at room temperature.

My mom used to do this, about a Tablespoon at a time. She’d put the slices on saltines, though. Something to consider if you are looking for a fig leaf.

Ha, are you my sister? My mom does this too!

[Anonymous]

Doritos! So orange all over!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I will eat slices of butter. It's best at room temperature.

My mom used to do this, about a Tablespoon at a time. She’d put the slices on saltines, though. Something to consider if you are looking for a fig leaf.

Ha, are you my sister? My mom does this too!

I love butter on saltines!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pepperidge Farm Mint Brussels cookies. Only available at Christmas. You’re welcome!

I am SO glad you wrote this!!! I have looked damned near everywhere for mint Brussels (they used to be available year round), and now I know to stock up as soon as the holiday stuff comes out. Yeeeeessssssss.

My things are:

Snyder’s honey mustard and onion pretzel pieces. I can eat an entire bag in one sitting.

Ruffles with onion dip and white wine. For some reason, there must be wine. My college roommate and I lived off of that combo.

Impossible to eat less than the whole bag of Synder's Honey Mustard pretzels!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I will eat slices of butter. It's best at room temperature.

My mom used to do this, about a Tablespoon at a time. She’d put the slices on saltines, though. Something to consider if you are looking for a fig leaf.

Ha, are you my sister? My mom does this too!

I love butter on saltines!

I lived in Colorado and we buttered saltines and put diced jalapeños on top.

[Anonymous]

This thread reminds me why having bad lactose intolerance (not helped by lactaid) sucks!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread reminds me why having bad lactose intolerance (not helped by lactaid) sucks!

So true. I allow myself dairy once, maybe twice a month. I take lactaid, digestive enzymes and pepcid and can manage ok, though I pay later.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Doritos! So orange all over!

I love the ranch flavor ones, too. Those are good with smoked oysters.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread reminds me why having bad lactose intolerance (not helped by lactaid) sucks!

I can’t risk it either. Not worth the days of symptoms. But wasn’t always so reactive. I enjoy the vicarious dairy gorging in this thread (but def miss it too)! Same with Great British Bake Off - celiac - it’s still fun to play along.

[Anonymous]

All the TimTams

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Doritos! So orange all over!

I love the ranch flavor ones, too. Those are good with smoked oysters.

Who knew there were so many smoked oyster fans?!

[Anonymous]

Anchovy and cream cheese sandwiches

[Anonymous]

Nutella out of the jar and sweetened condensed milk out of the can. (I know, grossly sweet. But sometimes … yum.)

[Anonymous]

Kibble.

[Anonymous]

fried Spam on bread.