What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone

[Anonymous]

Ketchup on most things - melted cheese tortilla, scrambled eggs, bread, noodles, rice, etc.

I also like to drag dry cereal (cheerios, fruit loops, Life cereal) through the cream cheese tub (or butter whichever I have more of).

[Anonymous]

Pepperidge Farm Sausalito cookies, with an ice cold glass of milk.

[Anonymous]

Salty banana chips dipped in sriracha.

[Anonymous]

I will eat slices of butter. It's best at room temperature.

[Anonymous]

Popcorn with extra salt and hot sauce. I like salt and spice.

[Anonymous]

^Kerrygold

[Anonymous]

Marmalade, with a spoon straight from the jar

[Anonymous]

Spoonfuls of peanut butter

[Anonymous]

Lately, way too much ice cream.

[Anonymous]

Half a pound of heavily buttered pasta with lots of Kraft green can Parmesan.

[Anonymous]

Scrapple.... wife hates it.

[Anonymous]

Marshmallows dipped in peanut butter

[Anonymous]

Oreos.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Pepperidge Farm Sausalito cookies, with an ice cold glass of milk.

Why do you eat this secretly? This is a normal dessert.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I will eat slices of butter. It's best at room temperature.

My mom used to do this, about a Tablespoon at a time. She’d put the slices on saltines, though. Something to consider if you are looking for a fig leaf.