Unless your Lt. Governor is a rapist. Then you can get away with it because there's no one to replace you with. |
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You need therapy.
He's having an affair. |
| The hilarity of this thread is that some people are giving real answers, like in the OP, and some people are being sarcastic about dcum. Some people will be confused. |
Well, yeah. That goes without saying.
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Y’all missed the revelation this week about the governor of Alabama in blackface. I think she’s probably going to get away with it too. |
You’re right. I hadn’t heard of this. https://www.npr.org/2019/08/29/755649657/alabama-gov-kay-ivey-apologizes-for-wearing-blackface-during-college-skit |
Many people on DCUM (probably including me) are confused a lot. It's kind of an ongoing state, regardless of whether we read this thread. |
| Bar/Bat mitzvah gifts = cash in amounts of $18. Some will say you have to give $500 some will say none. It doesn’t matter. |
| It’s okay that people don’t love your dog/allow it in their home. |
And you thought it was going to be OK because he made a lot of money. |
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-Be prepared to be asked to take your shoes off in someone else's home. No, I'm not saying everyone should have a no-shoes household; what I AM saying is that it's not a surprise, it's totally predictable--just carry a pair of socks in your purse or whatever, and be prepared.
-Respond promptly to all invitations. Even if your response is, "Because of Tim's fluctuating schedule, I probably can't let you know until X." But respond promptly, always. |
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If you don’t like what a PP said, blow it off. PP is clearly a troll.
Also, if OP is asking about something you’ve never experienced, blow it off. OP is clearly a troll. |
This is solid DCUM advice.
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His mama spoiled him - just like you spoil your boys! |
OP. And that contradictory aspect, where you don’t know what to credit and what to scorn, is quintessential DCUM!
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