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Do these Cranky Pants make me look fat?
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Anonymous
Ditto from me. Raising a virtual glass to you, OP. |
Anonymous
| I think I love you. |
Anonymous
OP: You are incredibly clever and funny. Thanks for starting this thread. BTW: How is your mood doing? Thanks for the laughs tonight-- I needed it 
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Anonymous
Your fineLy tuned auditory, visual and olfactory senses, with which you perceive your husband's annoying actions/words/odors, demonstrate robust neurological health. Your ability to recognize your inherent differences from your mother in law evidences your tremendous self awareness. |
Anonymous
| I have two sick children. One wont let me put him down and the other wont let me touch him. I am also sick. DH has been playing an online pirate game all day. I may throw his laptop out the window. I want to go to sleep but since DH wouldn't agree to new windows my bedroom is freezing and no matter how many blankets I put on the bed I lay there with the chills. I can't stand clutter or dog hair which makes my family crazy, but the cluttler makes me crazy. |
Anonymous
Thank you to the kind PPs. My mood is a work in progress. Improvement appears to be on the horizon. |
Anonymous
You have raised kind and considerate children who have coordinated to ensure that (1) they are alternating who plays the role of "hold me" versus "leave me alone" and (2) they are both sick at the same time, and have kindly shared germs with you, to ensure you get past this episode as quickly as possible. You clearly have extraordinary management abilities as evidenced by your expert jugglling of tissue boxes, Tylenol, emesis basins and cherished stuffed animals! Your clingy child's clingliness is an outward demonstration of your child's belief that you can fix anything, no matter how bad you or your kid might feel. Your other child's don't-touch-me-ness demonstrates that your child is confident that not only can your fix anything, you can fix it from a distance! You are a model of self restraint for not giving your husband an immersion lesson in pirate life by making him walk the plank into a deep sea, with his laptop chained around his ankle in sink-to-the-bottom cannonball fashion. Fresh air through your old windows will enliven you and refresh you as you convalesce! Chills burn calories, so if you've been looking to shed that last couple of pounds, nature (and your disagreeable husband) have given you a helping hand! You are teaching your children kindness to animals, but drawing the line at kindness to dust bunnies, spider webs, amd the like - valuable lessons for youngsters to learn. You are a feverish organized efficient patient animal loving yet tidy woman - something we all aspire to be (except for that feverish part). |
Anonymous
| OP, you have a great evening. This thread has lifted my spirits. Thanks! |
Anonymous
Get a second opinion on the filling replacement. One dentist said that to me, and so I got a second opinion, and the second dentist said replacing my fillings wasn't necessary. |
Anonymous
You are a savvy dentist-shopper, and make well informed decisions at every turn! (Sorry, I can't stop myself.) |
Anonymous
You are welcome. Thank you to all PPs who have given me the opportunity to be a little goofy instead of a lot cranky. |
Anonymous
Thanks, but they are starting to fall out, I just put it off as long as I could. |
Anonymous
| No, definitely not fat. They just don't show your best side. I think something in one of this season's brighter colors would do your fabulous physique and rapier-like wit more justice. |
Anonymous
| OP you made my night. Thank you so much. |
Anonymous
I am in love with this post. Thank you. xoxoxox OP |