What makes a woman a catch?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Blonde, not overweight (naturally , look for fat signs like armpit fat, poor thigh gap), olive skin (pale or fair ages very badly), non feminist,

It is acceptable to dye hair blonde if was blonde when young

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Blonde, not overweight (naturally , look for fat signs like armpit fat, poor thigh gap), olive skin (pale or fair ages very badly), non feminist,

It is acceptable to dye hair blonde if was blonde when young

Should the curtains match the drapes?

[Anonymous]

Brown hair, big brown eyes, olive complexion, likes sex, and tolerates watching sports and my drinking habits.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What makes a woman a "catch"?

If you're single or in a shitty relationship, does that mean you're not a catch?

If you are single it means you just aren't as slutty as the women in your vicinity. Sluts get dates and rings.
It also means you aren't stupid enough. To have a man you have to be willing to play a little bit dumb and go along with whatever he tells you

If you are in a shitty relationship it means you aren't sexing and playing stupid to the right guys.

Also where a shit ton of makeup.

Slut it up, be dumb, like whatever he likes, and wear makeup, put up with whatever he throws at you, and don't expect honesty. I promise you'll be engaged by the end of 2016 if not married.

Whoa! Bitter, are we? There are ordinary, good guys all over DC who want nice women. Slutty? Not necessarily, but enthusiastic in bed really helps. It also helps if you wear some makeup but not too much, if you seem genuinely interested in the guy, if you are willing to recognize guys not into you and dump them quickly and move onto the next guy.

Oh, and there are guys who are into bone thin blondes. Feel free to dump them immediately. If he's 30 and wants a Barbie doll, he's not worth an evening out. Go out with his more intelligent brother or best friend instead.

Believe me, not only is he used to it, he's too numb/dumb to feel it.

Only bother with guys who are into you, too. Good luck, OP!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Blonde, not overweight (naturally , look for fat signs like armpit fat, poor thigh gap), olive skin (pale or fair ages very badly), non feminist,

It is acceptable to dye hair blonde if was blonde when young

Should the curtains match the drapes?

Guys who are into it don't care. They don't even notice if the eyebrows don't match.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What makes a woman a "catch"?

If you're single or in a shitty relationship, does that mean you're not a catch?

If you are single it means you just aren't as slutty as the women in your vicinity. Sluts get dates and rings.
It also means you aren't stupid enough. To have a man you have to be willing to play a little bit dumb and go along with whatever he tells you

If you are in a shitty relationship it means you aren't sexing and playing stupid to the right guys.

Also where a shit ton of makeup.

Slut it up, be dumb, like whatever he likes, and wear makeup, put up with whatever he throws at you, and don't expect honesty. I promise you'll be engaged by the end of 2016 if not married.

Whoa! Bitter, are we? There are ordinary, good guys all over DC who want nice women. Slutty? Not necessarily, but enthusiastic in bed really helps. It also helps if you wear some makeup but not too much, if you seem genuinely interested in the guy, if you are willing to recognize guys not into you and dump them quickly and move onto the next guy.

Oh, and there are guys who are into bone thin blondes. Feel free to dump them immediately. If he's 30 and wants a Barbie doll, he's not worth an evening out. Go out with his more intelligent brother or best friend instead.

Believe me, not only is he used to it, he's too numb/dumb to feel it.

Only bother with guys who are into you, too. Good luck, OP!

Sarcasm it's not for you.

[Anonymous]

5 simple things.

1. attractive - now all guys find different people attractive but the quick litmus test is if he is proud to show you off to his friends, his social circle, and to the public.

2. intelligent - Dumb women run the risk of contributing to dumb progeny. Most men aren't going to be famous/legends so their children are their main legacy.

3. nice and laid back - she can be a bitch and type-a all she wants at work but it switches off at home. Not someone who is stressed or an over scheduler.

4. supportive - pretty straight forward - all that 'in sickness and in health' thing.

5. loves giving fellatio with great enthusiasm.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:5 simple things.

1. attractive - now all guys find different people attractive but the quick litmus test is if he is proud to show you off to his friends, his social circle, and to the public.

2. intelligent - Dumb women run the risk of contributing to dumb progeny. Most men aren't going to be famous/legends so their children are their main legacy.

3. nice and laid back - she can be a bitch and type-a all she wants at work but it switches off at home. Not someone who is stressed or an over scheduler.

4. supportive - pretty straight forward - all that 'in sickness and in health' thing.

5. loves giving fellatio with great enthusiasm.

Now THIS I like. A nice, reasonable list that doesn't exclude all but one race of women.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Blonde, not overweight (naturally , look for fat signs like armpit fat, poor thigh gap), olive skin (pale or fair ages very badly), non feminist,

It is acceptable to dye hair blonde if was blonde when young

Should the curtains match the drapes?

Ideally no hair below the eyebrows

[Anonymous]

Anonymous



Attractive, nice, likes sex.

This is unreasonable! Why do women continue to try to live up to these fantasies.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Blonde, not overweight (naturally , look for fat signs like armpit fat, poor thigh gap), olive skin (pale or fair ages very badly), non feminist,


It is acceptable to dye hair blonde if was blonde when young



Should the curtains match the drapes?


Guys who are into it don't care. They don't even notice if the eyebrows don't match.

I don't care about the curtains and drapes matching, but the eyebrow thing drives me craze. It's like you ran out of money and can't get the the brows to match the hair. Very distracting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Blonde, not overweight (naturally , look for fat signs like armpit fat, poor thigh gap), olive skin (pale or fair ages very badly), non feminist,


It is acceptable to dye hair blonde if was blonde when young



Should the curtains match the drapes?


Guys who are into it don't care. They don't even notice if the eyebrows don't match.

I don't care about the curtains and drapes matching, but the eyebrow thing drives me craze. It's like you ran out of money and can't get the the brows to match the hair. Very distracting.

+1. I'm a woman and when I see another woman like this I can't help wondering why they wasted money on the hair if they're just gonna look like clowns.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Blonde, not overweight (naturally , look for fat signs like armpit fat, poor thigh gap), olive skin (pale or fair ages very badly), non feminist,

It is acceptable to dye hair blonde if was blonde when young

Should the curtains match the drapes?

Ideally no hair below the eyebrows

Dude, you prefer your women to be eyelash-free?

Now I have heard it all!

[Anonymous]

My fiancé said the initial draw for him was that I was clearly not high maintenance. I still wonder if that's a backhanded compliment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well, as an outsider who is closely observing a friend navigating the Match.com world -- as in, hearing it play-by-play --- it seems clear that an over-35 woman is a "catch" if she is

1. thin
2. blonde. very blonde.
and
3. has a well-paid job that is decently impressive on the East Coast.

If you have the above features, and agree to sex w/in a month or so, I have observed that it is perfectly acceptable to -also- be:

1. bored
2. antagonistic
3. insulting
4. borderline alcoholic
5. outwardly unstable

..... and still attract and keep guys. This has been a surprising and sobering lesson on What Guys ACTUALLY Want.

This is news to you?