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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]How many asparagus stalks will I need per person for dinner, especially if the MIL moves five minutes away from us?[/quote] Depends. Is this an Executive dinner?[/quote] I hope so. Just don't serve dinner on paper or plastic plates. Mother only likes her meals on China plates. Definitely don't get the cheap ones that they have at Macy's. Mother requires her plates to be imported from England. She will have a major meltdown if the dinner is not up to her standards. [/quote]
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