Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My grandparents were germans in Nazi Germany. So german men, YMMV.

What does that mean? You do realize that many Germans were anti-Nazi and forced into military service?

[Anonymous]

My dad is American but was raised by two German parents and spent most of his youth there. He likes order, timeliness, cleanliness, thrift and intelligence. Don't know if he is typical, though.

[MikeL]

Anonymous wrote:Germans regard sex as an athletic challenge. They are vigorous yet ruthlessly efficient lovers.

Very true.
Be prepared for some anal sex.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, here. I am usually not attracted to men with blonde hair and blue eyes, but yep, he's blonde, blue eyes, over 6 feet tall.

What are German like in relationships?

They start wars in International Relations. In fact it scares me that we are allies because they always lose. Tell him your Jewish but make sure he doesn't have a gun.

Tell him you are one third Jewish, one third Muslim and one third Asian. You'll never have to worry about seeing him again.

[Anonymous]

OP here. He is always on time. He is very efficient. We've had long make out sessions. He plans itineraries to include making out. We give each other back rubs, and he tells me that he rubs my back for 7 minutes and I rub his for 5 minutes. Then I set the timer. He's so charming, in that way. I can't tell if I am falling for him because of his German-ness, or it's his personality.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My parents are German. In my experience, things are generally more sexist when it comes to kids. Like way, way more sexist. Mother is 100% expected even still to stay home after baby born.

On the other hand, it's not as automatic that you would have kids.

What??? Most of the Germans I know are feminists. Extreme liberal, intellectual feminists. Awesome people. The others are like Americans are about working mothers. No advice. I am married to a German. They are just like us.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. He is always on time. He is very efficient. We've had long make out sessions. He plans itineraries to include making out. We give each other back rubs, and he tells me that he rubs my back for 7 minutes and I rub his for 5 minutes. Then I set the timer. He's so charming, in that way. I can't tell if I am falling for him because of his German-ness, or it's his personality.

Haha, you're too much, OP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Germans regard sex as an athletic challenge. They are vigorous yet ruthlessly efficient lovers.

And their trains always run on time.

[Anonymous]

Sausages are for eating!

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[Anonymous]

Don't slap the monkey in the turtleneck. Or do!

[Anonymous]

No idea what he'll be like, but his mother will completely ignore the ladies room line. Germans simple don't believe in lines.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. He is always on time. He is very efficient. We've had long make out sessions. He plans itineraries to include making out. We give each other back rubs, and he tells me that he rubs my back for 7 minutes and I rub his for 5 minutes. Then I set the timer. He's so charming, in that way. I can't tell if I am falling for him because of his German-ness, or it's his personality.

This is controlling, not charming. Run, run. Run.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My parents are German. In my experience, things are generally more sexist when it comes to kids. Like way, way more sexist. Mother is 100% expected even still to stay home after baby born.

On the other hand, it's not as automatic that you would have kids.

What??? Most of the Germans I know are feminists. Extreme liberal, intellectual feminists. Awesome people. The others are like Americans are about working mothers. No advice. I am married to a German. They are just like us.

Iived in Germany and went out with a German. They are not just like Americans.

[Anonymous]

German men are very attentive and flirtatious with everyone, and they love their motorbikes.

[Anonymous]

They often have names like Rolf, Dieter, or Stefan.