Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

[Anonymous]

Ohne Fruhstuck geht's nicht!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I met a German a woman a few years ago who told me this: "German men . . . " eye roll, "they would rather eat chocolate than have orgasms!"

Haha! I have no idea what she was talking about but it was hilarious. She said it with deep scorn in her voice.

Strangely enough this was the experience I had with the one German guy that I dated. He was interested in sex (and oddly kinky), but he wasn't all about the orgasm…

Wow. She got a bad one. Knowing german efficiency, I'm surprised he didn't come with some sort of warranty.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ohne Fruhstuck geht's nicht!

Never before breakfast?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

MikeL wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Germans regard sex as an athletic challenge. They are vigorous yet ruthlessly efficient lovers.

Very true.
Be prepared for some anal sex.

Yup. Surprise! Buttsecks!

huh?

You must be English.

[Anonymous]

He will insist that you have a kid every year for the Fatherland for the Fourth Reich. You will be a good housefrau or else.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He will insist that you have a kid every year for the Fatherland for the Fourth Reich. You will be a good hausfrau or else.

or else he will spank your bottom with his monkey

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ohne Fruhstuck geht's nicht!

Never before breakfast?

No. Must eat breakfast, or literally, without breakfast, nothing goes.

[Anonymous]

Party Pooper

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ohne Fruhstuck geht's nicht!

Never before breakfast?

No. Must eat breakfast, or literally, without breakfast, nothing goes.

And this will help OP with her german romance how?

Is there a special breakfast he will want? How can she excite the bratwurst, so to speak?

[Anonymous]

OP we want an update. Wie geht's with your guy?? Hopefully our affectionate teasing didn't scare you away from him. He could be a perfectly nice, organized, and punctual guy.