Loud, Useless, Cheeping Birds Outside My Window; how to get rid them?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is one of my life’s greatest joys. Singing birds make me smile and be grateful for life.

You need to get out more, if screeching, flying rats are "one of life's greatest joys."

That's very sad.

[Anonymous]

Bird is the word

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is one of my life’s greatest joys. Singing birds make me smile and be grateful for life.

You need to get out more, if screeching, flying rats are "one of life's greatest joys."

That's very sad.

No, what's sad is that you are totally missing what is meaningful and joyful in life.

[Anonymous]

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/09/experts-condemn-china-s-training-monkeys-destroy-bird-nests

Chinese have an interesting way to do this

[Anonymous]

Welp. On the first night of the bird plague of 2018, I arose the next day and Job-like, I tore off my robe, shaved my head, and fell to the ground and complained at the feet of DCUM.

On the second day, DCUM sent a mighty wind of Popeye's biscuits upon the land and for a time the birds were silent.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is one of my life’s greatest joys. Singing birds make me smile and be grateful for life.

You need to get out more, if screeching, flying rats are "one of life's greatest joys."

That's very sad.

No, what's sad is that you are totally missing what is meaningful and joyful in life.

Birds are sky vermin. Sorry, but that's not a "joy."

[Anonymous]

Birds are actually quite intelligent creatures. You might want to seek therapy for your irrational hatred of birds.

[Anonymous]

Shooted them

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Birds are actually quite intelligent creatures. You might want to seek therapy for your irrational hatred of birds.

We're not talking about African Grey Parrots, dear. 99% of the birds outside are dim vermin.

You probably think very highly of squirrels, though? You're not one of those people that feeds squirrels, do you?

[Anonymous]

I feel your pain. Birds in a tree outside my bedroom window wake me up at dawn every single morning. I am tired!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Birds are actually quite intelligent creatures. You might want to seek therapy for your irrational hatred of birds.

We're not talking about African Grey Parrots, dear. 99% of the birds outside are dim vermin.

You probably think very highly of squirrels, though? You're not one of those people that feeds squirrels, do you?

NP.
This person has a few screws loose.