Loud, Useless, Cheeping Birds Outside My Window; how to get rid them?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread makes me laugh.

The stick in the muds who don't realize this is a resurrected thread from 2015 do not make me laugh. Except mirthlessly as I mock them.

Actually, I'm agreeing with you in 12:28 if that wasn't apparent.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This thread makes me laugh.

The stick in the muds who don't realize this is a resurrected thread from 2015 do not make me laugh. Except mirthlessly as I mock them.

It's actually resurrected from 2011.

The thread is cyclical, much like the cacophony of the flying rats it seeks to rid us of.

[Anonymous]

I know it's spring when I see this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I know it's spring when I see this thread.

[Anonymous]

I love birds, and everything they do. They can chirp, roost, whatever near or on my house.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They're back. And no, I won't close my windows. I'm a cold weather person who can't sleep without a window open in winter. F*ck these birds and everything about them. They are a plague on the earth. They are a scourge of flapping feathers and filth, spreading feces and disease in their wake; disturbers of quiet and peace--the only good bird is a dead bird.

A late, post-mortem, recently deceased, passed on, kicked-the-bucket, laid-to-rest, gone-by-the-wayside, crossed-the-rainbow-bridge, six-feet-under parrot.

Yes, they are - and this year it's even earlier than before! They never used to appear before March, but now here we are..

We keep our windows closed, and I still hear the damn birds. I can't sleep with ear plugs, so I'm trying other remedies, from a fan to three pillows on top of my head. Ugh.

I wish I could just up and move to a penthouse.

[Anonymous]

This is one of my life’s greatest joys. Singing birds make me smile and be grateful for life.

[Anonymous]

This means the bunny man post is not far behind.

[Anonymous]

Useless humans. I'm going to crap on their car.
Signed,
Birds chirping at your window

[Anonymous]

Wtf

[Anonymous]

Mao agreed with OP and enlisted children throughout China to kill the birds. The next years they had a plague of insects that ate the crops and led to famine. Useless birds indeed!

[Anonymous]

This is so cruel! How can you live without yourself? I'm in tears thinking of the poor birds

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is one of my life’s greatest joys. Singing birds make me smile and be grateful for life.

+1

[Anonymous]

My dog would gladly eat them for you. He loves a fresh meal, especially if it's still moving.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mao agreed with OP and enlisted children throughout China to kill the birds. The next years they had a plague of insects that ate the crops and led to famine. Useless birds indeed!

Looks like those poor sparrows had their sweet revenge in the end.