If 45+ and you had a chance to talk to your 38-year-old self, what would you say?

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Make sure you learn new tricks in the bedroom to keep your DH happy and at home. Otherwise the neighbor or his secretary/nurse/assistant will pleasure him.


I’d still bang that 20 something hoe. Sorry Jan
Anonymous
Sort of surprised how many are saying not to get married.
Anonymous
The exhaustion of the baby/toddler years will pass, and you will feel like a normal human again. Take care of your body and your spirit. You’re perfect just as you are; don’t sweat the small stuff.
Anonymous
I am 45 and royally screwed up the first part of my adult life. I left a bad marriage at 37, and life has improved exponentially. So the only thing I would tell myself is to keep going-- the path you are on is the right one.
Anonymous
Botox at 20
Anonymous
Find a better place than DC to live.
Anonymous
Those crazy looking right wingers protesting Covid lockdowns and calling it a hoax were right.
Anonymous
Take your son back home every year to see his grandparents and practice the language.
Anonymous
Lift weights regularly. We gradually start losing muscle mass in our late thirties.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Those crazy looking right wingers protesting Covid lockdowns and calling it a hoax were right.


Do all those bodies in bags in NYC? That was a hoax?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Those crazy looking right wingers protesting Covid lockdowns and calling it a hoax were right.


Do all those bodies in bags in NYC? That was a hoax?


Yes. If you look at death statistics, and switch the cause of death from Covid to the flu (which for some reason no one died from in 2020) and take into account the aging population of NYC, no more people died in 2020 than in previous bad flu seasons. It’s amazing what little marketing can do.
Anonymous
Forty five hits HARD AF.

Prepare yourself.
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