Confessions

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My confession: I'm a teacher in DC. I teach all low-income Latino and African American children. I think about changing schools in order to serve a more diverse community including white children (I'm white)... but I'm afraid to switch because of having to deal with all the judgmental and overbearing white DCUM mothers, all of whom have "gifted" children.

Curious - do you not have mothers of low-income Latino and African American children who believe they have "gifted" children? Do you see that mostly with white mothers?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here's my confession: I love my MIL more than my Mom. And I love my SIL and BILs more than either of my actual sisters. My family would be crushed if they knew this but I kind of think they already do.

This is me as well. So you aren't the only one. I talk to my inlaws 5x a week. I'll talk to my parents at most once a week. I just have so much more in common with my in law family. And frankly I'm thankful for that.

[Anonymous]

I can't wait for my mother to die and my whore brother in law to go through her drawers looking for $$ and valuables. He should really steal her girdles and wear them!

[Anonymous]

I actually like a Bieber song (Never Say Never) and I'm 37!


EEEK.

[Anonymous]

I will never be as close to my DH as I was to my mom.

I have a favorite child.

I have been faking orgasms with DH for years and years and he has no idea.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

jessicarabbit wrote:PP here...can you e-mail me or contact me since I signed up with a login?

you ladies are getting after it!

I'm cracking up. This is by far the best exchange on a DCUM thread, ever. Love you, gals.

[Anonymous]

When I was younger, I broke into a couple houses and stole from the occupants. They were dirt bags, so that's how I justified the crime.

I was once paid $1K to dominate a dude. I never had to touch him, but he "finished."

I was a bad girl. Now, I'm a middle-aged professional, wife, and mother. Weird.

[Anonymous]

I glare balefully at homosexual-looking men when I see them checking out my handsome sons, especially when we're out at Tysons or Dulles Airport.

[Anonymous]

I have fantasized about ripping the headphones from the ears of sullen teenagers that have the volume turned up too loud on the train or on airplanes. I am worried because this fantasy now extends to nannies that I see at my kid's school and at parks. I hate the noise pollution so much I feel like I could go postal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The biggest thing that I have recently confessed to myself is that I am intellectually lazy. Pffft, oh well.

So am I. Any thoughts as to how to work through this and get back to writing the Great American Novel?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When I was younger, I broke into a couple houses and stole from the occupants. They were dirt bags, so that's how I justified the crime.

I was once paid $1K to dominate a dude. I never had to touch him, but he "finished."

I was a bad girl. Now, I'm a middle-aged professional, wife, and mother. Weird.

A professional dirt bag justifying stealing from other dirt bags. Being a confessed thief and sexual deviate defines you more than being middle-aged, professional, wife, and mother because you show no remorse and are bragging. Second thought, slimeball fits you better

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When I was younger, I broke into a couple houses and stole from the occupants. They were dirt bags, so that's how I justified the crime.

I was once paid $1K to dominate a dude. I never had to touch him, but he "finished."

I was a bad girl. Now, I'm a middle-aged professional, wife, and mother. Weird.

A professional dirt bag justifying stealing from other dirt bags. Being a confessed thief and sexual deviate defines you more than being middle-aged, professional, wife, and mother because you show no remorse and are bragging. Second thought, slimeball fits you better

Umm...the title of the post is "Confessions," not "Soapbox for Self-Righteous Bitches." The PP doesn't have to demonstrate remorse to you or anyone else on this forum. Anyway, I don't detect a "bragging" tone. Regardless, you're a bore and totally ruining the freedom of confessing. Go away before a house falls on you.

I was a stripper for five years. Most of my current friends don't know this about me.

[Anonymous]

Have the bi-curious moms hooked up, yet?

[Anonymous]

Lol. Soap Box for Self-Righteous Bitches. That would be a crowded soap box on DCum

[Anonymous]

I had to Google "scallions" while looking up a recipe. That's how long it's been since I've cooked