Confessions

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am secretly terrified that my DS will develop the speech patterns of the underprivileged black children that he encounters at the playground and in school.

Which neighborhood do you live in? Just thought I'd ax...

[Anonymous]

My DS has been using double negatives quite often lately - and it one of the few things that makes me feel guilty about working and sending him to daycare.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am secretly terrified that my DS will develop the speech patterns of the underprivileged black children that he encounters at the playground and in school.

Which neighborhood do you live in? Just thought I'd ax...

I live on the Hill, thank you for ax-ing! LOL

[Anonymous]

Oh how I wish I was Tiger's wife Elin right now.
I would file for divorce and "milk him to the bone"... on a hefty child support ,$10 million spousal support, plus half of his $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and assetts and live happily ever after in a $20million Mansion with Nannies and I could drive the latest Mercedes, have manicures and pedicures, throw parties and enjoy life to the fullest with my childern and without MEN...ha! ha! what paradise...I would NEVER work again in my life.what a joy if only wishes were horses...........my confession.......
Phew desperate housewife here!

[Anonymous]

You must be really desperate if you think she is in a good position right now. I also hope she gets every cent she can out of him, but I seriously doubt that she will ever be happy with money alone.

[Anonymous]

I dislike most people. Not in an active, angry sort of way, not to the extent that I treat anyone unkindly, but secretly I just don't like very many people.

[Anonymous]

My size 12 jeans are so tight that they are digging into my muffin top, but I didn't let that stop me from picking up a cheeseburger and fries at 5 Guys for lunch.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh how I wish I was Tiger's wife Elin right now.
I would file for divorce and "milk him to the bone"... on a hefty child support ,$10 million spousal support, plus half of his $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and assetts and live happily ever after in a $20million Mansion with Nannies and I could drive the latest Mercedes, have manicures and pedicures, throw parties and enjoy life to the fullest with my childern and without MEN...ha! ha! what paradise...I would NEVER work again in my life.what a joy if only wishes were horses...........my confession.......
Phew desperate housewife here!

Their pre-nup promises her a $20 million payout if they have been married for 10 years and they have been only married for 5. Keep dreaming.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh how I wish I was Tiger's wife Elin right now.
I would file for divorce and "milk him to the bone"... on a hefty child support ,$10 million spousal support, plus half of his $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and assetts and live happily ever after in a $20million Mansion with Nannies and I could drive the latest Mercedes, have manicures and pedicures, throw parties and enjoy life to the fullest with my childern and without MEN...ha! ha! what paradise...I would NEVER work again in my life.what a joy if only wishes were horses...........my confession.......
Phew desperate housewife here!

Their pre-nup promises her a $20 million payout if they have been married for 10 years and they have been only married for 5. Keep dreaming.

Wouldn't it be terrible if she stayed with him, he continues cheating and then she gets dumped in year 9, like Tom Cruise to Nicole Kidman style?

[Anonymous]

Did Tom dump Nicole just before a pre-nup payment deadline? Ewwww.

[Anonymous]

Nothing wrong in masturbating. Most people do it though they do not acknowledge. Fantasing is also normal. So nothing to be shy about.

[Anonymous]

I had DH buy two chocolate Santas. He thought they were for DD. I have eaten one and am hungrily eyeing the other.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I dislike most people. Not in an active, angry sort of way, not to the extent that I treat anyone unkindly, but secretly I just don't like very many people.

What is that about?
You could be my SIL. In her case, I think it's about low self-worth. Whatever it is, it makes for lots of love lost in the family. She's too much of a bitch to give love or receive love (and her kids and mine suffer).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had DH buy two chocolate Santas. He thought they were for DD. I have eaten one and am hungrily eyeing the other.

lol

[Anonymous]

Nothing wrong with Tiger too. A good husband for sure... but ocassional OBs are to be expected. You cant keep driving straight all the way.