This was absolutely hilarious and I'm laughing at my desk. Thank you ! |
| My AP was a mid-twenties Reese Witherspoon lookalike. Definitely not ugly. |
I have thought the same thing.
Also, even is some one is pleasant to look at, how do you even know if these people are pleasant to look, feel, taste and smell once their clothes are off? You have no clue about their hygiene either. UGH!! |
Good for you, though it sucks for the 20 year old who gets your saggy balls. I hope you are paying them well. Girls with daddy issues and girls who have been sex workers or in the sex trade are pretty good in bed, according to Howard Stern. Also, you are in very good company. Look at the person in WH right now.
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Most middle aged married parents are ugly. You'd be amazed at how people clean up and get in shape when they're back on the market. |
There are many traumatized PYT in this country. First family then people like you. Well used. |
Ha ha! Nope. They still are not better than 25 year old people. But hey! You do you and these kinds of things are pretty transcriptional anyways! I hope you pay fair wages. |
You must have money. Else, why would they be with you? You are pretty lucky and your APs are also pretty lucky. Match made in heaven. Too bad about your sucky marriage and family life though! |
I am a divorced dad. There is not a single mom at my kids' school I'd be interested in, though I will admit my former wife is still attractive. I meet tons of single women my age online who are hot and also date women in their 20s. |
Man here with a mid-20's AP. It's a bunch of frustrated, frumpy women here harping on you, that's all. They can't accept that a women in her 20s may prefer an older man to men here age. Go look at the courting rituals of a typical mid-20's guy, and then it's obvious why they have such a preference. Heck, I was just as inept in my 20s when I tried to court women, so nothing has changed I suppose. |
You win the award for strangest post in this thread. |
It took saggy balls lady 9 pages to finally post? Howard, if you eve listened to his show, is the last guy who would know anything about it. He was married forever, dated a few women for a short time after he got divorced (non of them strippers or sex workers) then got married again after a years-long relationship. Also, where is your reading comprehension? I said I was NOT getting with 20 year olds, not that I wouldn't. That was another poster who is probably a lot younger than me. I know you'd like to think that the only reason a woman 15 years or so my junior would date me is because I pay her, or she is really messed up in the head. Think what you want but you must really hate women. And balls. Speaking of, mine are unusually tight and firm, thank you. Unlike what gets drug across your face when husband climbs over you in bed. It sounds like you have some kind of ODST, otherwise known as, obsessive saggy scrotal trauma. Tell us about it. Maybe we can help. |
Go back to Twitter! |
So true. It killed me when I was that young that so many women my age went after older guys. Even a few of the girls in high school would only date college aged guys. No I realize just how inept I was back then and I can't blame them at all. It all evens out. I date younger women because I can. Certainly, not all women in my dating age range prefer guys my age, not even most of them. But that still leaves plenty. When I was younger, it sucked to compete with the older guys. I'm sure it sucks just as much for harpies here to know their husbands could so easily replace them with a younger women should their marriage end. So they have to brand all these women as: nasty, unstable with daddy issues, strippers and sex workers, gold diggers.... It's sad really. Except for maybe daddy issues, which I mentioned, none of the women I've dated were any of those things and no gold digger would target me. |
| ^ I’m not the PP you are responding to, but are you proud of yourself for your crass and immature response? It’s now very clear why you are seeking to date much younger women - you are obviously trying to find people of your own maturity level. I’m sure women your own age would have no interest ina conversation with you. |