If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?

[Anonymous]

Was the bob cat on the AM list. If so you are a slut and if you watch sports you are the worst kind of slut trying to lure other bobcats with your sportiness.

[Anonymous]

Was this the bobcat who meowed with the Italian accent?

Anonymous wrote:I love my DH but my friend married a bobcat (let's call him "Tom") and he has been flirting with me at parties and I'm embarrassed to say I really like it. Two parties ago, he kept rubbing up against my legs under the table, and I started to get hot and bothered. Then at the last party, he was rubbing up against me, and he took my hand and put it on his scruff. My God, he had the loudest purr I have ever felt! He said he wanted to tussle with me until I screamed, and after a couple of drinks, it took all my power to resist!

I miss the butterflies, you know?

[Anonymous]

If he's an alpha, he can shag any bobcat he wants. But, I'd like to know whether he spilled popcorn on the driveway without cleaning it up and/or planned a Labor Day cook out without letting you know first.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:#swimawayhaterz

I love you.

[Anonymous]

I heard this is a big reason for the Kane divorce. Maybe head on over to that thread for advice?

[Anonymous]

Trashy!

[Anonymous]

The rancid flatulence is almost certainly a result of the neon cupcake my foreign bobcat hunting DH ate this weekend after our 10-year-old's soccer game. Some asswipe mom brought them as a team snack! Talk about THAT mom! And then her underprivileged brat was rude enough to admire our canoe today! Even after I'd just given him the once in a lifetime (well, for him at least) experience of visiting a PAY museum! But what can you expect? The mother is from flyover country, after all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If he's an alpha, he can shag any bobcat he wants. But, I'd like to know whether he spilled popcorn on the driveway without cleaning it up and/or planned a Labor Day cook out without letting you know first.

LOL. Good one.

[Anonymous]

The bobcat would only be a pump and dump with no so much as a McDonald's happy meal unless this is a gold digging bobcat that would require your foreign spouse to take her out and make over 65K a year.

[Anonymous]

Do you think the bobcat will start its own DCUM thread "I'm a gold digging bobcat that stole your foreign racid flatulence spouse AMA"?

[Anonymous]

I would think bobcats, for all their ability to sex DCUM readers, would have a hard time typing with their thick paws.

[Anonymous]

If a coonhound proposes to a bobcat, how much should the engagement ring cost?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The rancid flatulence is almost certainly a result of the neon cupcake my foreign bobcat hunting DH ate this weekend after our 10-year-old's soccer game. Some asswipe mom brought them as a team snack! Talk about THAT mom! And then her underprivileged brat was rude enough to admire our canoe today! Even after I'd just given him the once in a lifetime (well, for him at least) experience of visiting a PAY museum! But what can you expect? The mother is from flyover country, after all.

Hahah a PAY museum!

[Anonymous]

How can I attract a WASPy bobcat?

[Anonymous]

I feel you. Bobcat scat is the worst.