This one made me LOL. Thank you! |
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I never miss my child.
Was away from him for 6 weeks when he was 12 - nope. Often spend a few days without him, and every time on the day he is due to return I have this sinking feeling… he is a nice kid, easy even, no teen drama just yet, but I just don’t feel the feeling you know? |
No, I don’t and I’d keep this to yourself. |
It's nice that you can count on yourself to be silent but deadly. Do you ever blame the stench on a bully? |
| I’m attracted to pregnant women. |
Also breaking: water is wet |
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When I was about 10 or 12 my older brother’s girlfriend made and gave him a piece of pie, which he put into the refrigerator. I ate the pie and hid (or threw away?) the Tupperware. I also helped the family search for the pie when he couldn’t find it.
Also about that age, my little brother came home with a goldfish in a plastic bag of water with some fish food. We put the goldfish in a bowl. Later, I fed the fish way too much (I had no idea how much it needed) and it died. I never admitted it. I felt very guilty for so many years! I asked him recently and my brother has no memory of owning a fish (I mean, no wonder, right? He only had it for a few hours). |
Your point? |
Of course I keep this to myself, Don’t you know the definition of a secret?! I don’t know how to miss anyone. The last time I missed someone was when I was young and in love, but I think it was mostly neurotic |
| My friend has a job with one of the biggest sports teams in the country. One of the major players ended up getting divorced and it turned out he had been sleeping with several women, one of them for several months. In a couple circles, she got accused, including on the radio, articles online, and blogs. I was the one who slept with him for several months. That was.....20ish years ago. No one ever found out. |
| I'm gay! |
Do you love him? |
His marriage isn’t sexless. |
+1 Be honest: is there anyone here who has never, ever , in their life, googled a high-school BF, former flame, an old teen crush, etc. ?? Just out of curiosity? I think it’s completely normal (as long as you don’t make a habit of it). |
So am I. And I own a small business in Arlington and routinely screen out straight guy's applications for work. My staff is about 75% gay. Not sure how I haven't been sued yet |