Is there something you do purposefully to irritate people?

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Anonymous wrote:No! Why on earth would I purposefully annoy other people?!

+10000

Agree. Such a waste of emotional energy.

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A lot of these things are funny because my mom does them but she isn't trying to be annoying. Costco is coscos, Nordstroms, Barnes and nobles, sur la table (but table in English pronunciation) and she drives the speed limit. The hate she must incur is immense but she has done enough good for others it probably evens out the score

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Anonymous wrote:A lot of these things are funny because my mom does them but she isn't trying to be annoying. Costco is coscos, Nordstroms, Barnes and nobles, sur la table (but table in English pronunciation) and she drives the speed limit. The hate she must incur is immense but she has done enough good for others it probably evens out the score

Driving the speed limit is lawful polite and considerate of others. Driving in a hurry and causing danger or accidents is not. Idk what that pp was saying about speeding. She must have been dropped on her head.

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I act like I think every bird I see is a hawk. I’ll tell my husband “I’ve never seen that many hawks in one tree before.” They’re clearly crows or vultures. He’s so patient but I do wonder when he will figure out it’s an act.

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I squash insects & spiders whenever I see them, and am especially vicious about it when I know there are people present who are against killing bugs.

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Anonymous wrote:I mispronounce things very slightly.

Barnes and Nobles. Costcos. That type of thing.

People like you make me want to scream.

Why do you do that?

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I'm obnoxiously extra on occasion. If I think it will get a rise out of someone. I like to pronounce the foreign words in the middle of a sentence either with an obnoxiously correct accent or an obnoxious southern accent.

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Anonymous wrote:I throw late night parties with loud outdoor music to annoy my lib neighbors. I played Rush Limbaugh on my phone speaker while waking my dog until he died.

the dog or Rush?

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Anonymous wrote:I speak in other languages with friends/family in public and yes, we are talking about you.

Sabemos.

Yep everybody knows Spanish now. It's because it's easy to learn. I heard middle eastern and Asians speak it fluently with cooks and waiters. Unless some latins speak Mayan Ay Mara and Quechua. White people haven't made those languages IN yet but who knows.

I have two native languages and neither of them are Spanish. One of them is widely spoken, the other is very much not.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm obnoxiously extra on occasion. If I think it will get a rise out of someone. I like to pronounce the foreign words in the middle of a sentence either with an obnoxiously correct accent or an obnoxious southern accent.

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Anonymous wrote:I act like I think every bird I see is a hawk. I’ll tell my husband “I’ve never seen that many hawks in one tree before.” They’re clearly crows or vultures. He’s so patient but I do wonder when he will figure out it’s an act.

Hahaha this one is so funny!!

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Anonymous wrote:I like making fun of stupid, angry people in ways they don’t understand.

Give us an example.

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I won’t flush in a public restroom if I am the only one in there. Sometimes I’ll even flick sink water all over the seats and flush lever.

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At the gym I will take 20-30 minute showers to include shaving. I’ll also walk around au naturel and engage others in conversations.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I act like I think every bird I see is a hawk. I’ll tell my husband “I’ve never seen that many hawks in one tree before.” They’re clearly crows or vultures. He’s so patient but I do wonder when he will figure out it’s an act.

Hahaha this one is so funny!!

I agree, this is good. I like to add the wrong epithet when people are going somewhere. Eg: if someone tells me they are going to New York, I will say “have fun in the Windy City!”. I am not American so it is just believable that I don’t know better.