Is there something you do purposefully to irritate people?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would purposely piss off the workplace bully in the hopes of giving her a heart attack. Seeing her angry brought me a sick amount of joy.

I left the job years ago and she still blames me for things that she does wrong. My former coworkers like me because I stood up to her with humor, so they forward me emails where she’s throwing me under the bus for something that happened years after I resigned. Lady can hold a grudge!

But her heart is still going strong....

[Anonymous]

Y'all need therapy. So much hate in your hearts. It's unhealthy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Y'all need therapy. So much hate in your hearts. It's unhealthy.

+1

Exactly what I think when I see this behavior- y’all are supposed to be educated, but so proud to act like animals. Says more about you than those y’all think you are spiting.

[Anonymous]

We live on a small street where the speed limit is 20. I often get people flashing their lights at me when I drive 20. It just makes me go slower and then I also stop a few extra seconds at the stop light.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I mispronounce things very slightly.

Barnes and Nobles. Costcos. That type of thing.

People like you make me want to scream.

I like to call it “the Walmart”, “the Costco” myself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would purposely piss off the workplace bully in the hopes of giving her a heart attack. Seeing her angry brought me a sick amount of joy.

I left the job years ago and she still blames me for things that she does wrong. My former coworkers like me because I stood up to her with humor, so they forward me emails where she’s throwing me under the bus for something that happened years after I resigned. Lady can hold a grudge!

But her heart is still going strong....

The mean ones never die

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Y'all need therapy. So much hate in your hearts. It's unhealthy.

I agree. It can't be healthy to be so petty. I try to live my best life and not impede on others.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:No! Why on earth would I purposefully annoy other people?!

+10000

Writing anything other than "+1" when you agree is annoying.

+1000

[Anonymous]

I used to have two toggle switches from radio shack in my car. One for brake lights and one for back up lights.

People tailgating I can hit switch turn on brake lights without braking.

The back up lights would really freak them out

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When I accidentally answer a spammy sales call, if I'm in the house, I will flush the toilet to their ear before I hang up.

This made me laugh! Great idea.

[Anonymous]

You people are the reason I love dogs more than people.

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Anonymous wrote:I park really close to large expensive cars just to annoy their douchey drivers. I especially do this to new looking Suburban/Yukon/Navigator type cars because I find them so obnoxious.

Then how do you get out of the car?

I dont

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I mispronounce things very slightly.

Barnes and Nobles. Costcos. That type of thing.

I do that. Also if I don't like you I will call you by the wrong name

It's petty but when people are consistently rude to me, I "forget" their names a lot more. I used to work at a law firm as a research librarian. I have a law degree as well as a masters in library sciences, and my job was to help firm attorney's with research as well as to train new associates on research techniques and our resources. Most of the associates I trained were great, had some humility about the fact that they were brand new and had a lot to learn, and were respectful of the fact that I was a very experience professional who was there to show them the ropes.

But there were a few little pissants who believed that because I was "support staff" and they were billing attorneys, they could treat me like dirt. I simply never learned any of their names. The best would be when I would do this in front of a department head or other firm leadership who these jerks of course wanted to impress. I had great relationships with all of those folks because I'd been at the firm for many years and done a lot of work for them -- the more senior the attorney, the more likely they were to lean on research staff for support, so we tended to have the closest working relationships with people in leadership, who needed more help because they were busier and had more power to delegate.

None of rude associates ever made partner. I don't think that was my doing, of course. But I think one reason they never did is that they came in thinking they were more important than all the people who made up the firm infrastructure and made it possible for us to do high level work for clients willing to pay a very high rate. They didn't get that, they thought it was all about hierarchies and they wanted someone to look down on.

You could have saved yourself a lot of time and energy by just writing, "I have a massive insecurity complex."

I think it was the 25 year old new was ciates on a power trip who were insecure, actually.

[Anonymous]

I “call out” people on their “La De Da -ness” comments or overtures. Secretly, I think others are grateful I do this.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I park in front of the neighbor's house.

I scratch and deflate your car parked in front of my house.

That’s not my car.