Is there something you do purposefully to irritate people?

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Anonymous wrote:I park really close to large expensive cars just to annoy their douchey drivers. I especially do this to new looking Suburban/Yukon/Navigator type cars because I find them so obnoxious.

Then how do you get out of the car?

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Anonymous wrote:Go the speed limit if someone is tailgating. They can go around me

Illiterate loser.

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Anonymous wrote:I annoy mansplainers/racists/homophobes and stuff. If they say something awful more than once I will put on the sweetest most innocent voice and ask them damning questions like “oh interesting what do you mean by that?”

Mansplainers are no doubt annoying, but not sure they deserve to be lumped into the same category with racists and homophobes.

They are in the same category in terms of people I annoy, not how egregious their actions are. However, there is significant overlap among these people.

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Anonymous wrote:I annoy mansplainers/racists/homophobes and stuff. If they say something awful more than once I will put on the sweetest most innocent voice and ask them damning questions like “oh interesting what do you mean by that?”

"Did you really just say that right out loud?" And I say it the first time.

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Anonymous wrote:We have dual light switches controlling the same lights from two separate entrances to a room- so up or down is not necessarily on or off if the other switches have been used. DH still hasn’t quite figured out how the switches work and gets confused if he sees the switches down, so he’ll walk across the dark room just to get to the set of switches that have been left up. DD noticed this and intentionally changes the switch positions just to mess with him. She’s in elementary school. I haven’t corrected her because it’s relatively harmless and definitely a little funny to hear him flicking the switches up and down in confusion.

OMG I am your husband in this situation. Why is it so confusing to me? Is my husband or my child messing with me??

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When I accidentally answer a spammy sales call, if I'm in the house, I will flush the toilet to their ear before I hang up.

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Anonymous wrote:I park really close to large expensive cars just to annoy their douchey drivers. I especially do this to new looking Suburban/Yukon/Navigator type cars because I find them so obnoxious.

Then how do you get out of the car?

Well I mostly do it if I park to their left, which is my passenger door and their driver door. If they are on my left I get close, just less close.

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I won't tell my husband where the scissors are (spoiler alert, where they've been for the entirety of the 7 and a half years we've lived in this house) just because I'm so tired of being his go-to for every dumb question when his answer for me when I ask for tech help is "google it."

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Anonymous wrote:If so what is it and why do you do it? I mean things like your driving or behavioral manners?

Live my best life. P%sses off more people than you could count.

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Not that I can think of, let me ask my husband. I don’t purposely leave the toilet lid up or fail to turn off lights and it drives him nuts. I don’t think it’s on purpose!

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I don’t do irritating things purposefully or intentionally, I do them out of habit. When I was born I had to have casts put on both legs and the casts clicking together at night drove my parents crazy…..according to them. Once I got started it’s been hard to stop.

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Sometimes if I am working on my stuff at a cafe, I like to chew gum and pop the bubbles in my mouth because it makes others so exasperated. I did the same thing in college while at the library.

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I would purposely piss off the workplace bully in the hopes of giving her a heart attack. Seeing her angry brought me a sick amount of joy.

I left the job years ago and she still blames me for things that she does wrong. My former coworkers like me because I stood up to her with humor, so they forward me emails where she’s throwing me under the bus for something that happened years after I resigned. Lady can hold a grudge!

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Push my grocery cart as if I’m the only person in the store. When I ignore people they get out of my way. I like when people get out of my way.

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When my husband can’t hear me, which is often, I refuse to repeat myself.