Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive

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Anonymous wrote:I can fold a fitted sheet.

Oh, I'm impressed with this one!

+10

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Anonymous wrote:I am a lawyer. I played D3 soccer. I ski well but never raced.

I cannot for the life of me fold a fitted sheet. That has vexed me my entirely life. Considering throwing them all out and going with two flat sheets.

This cd work but you need a larger size sheet than your usual for the one that goes on the mattress (ask me how I know)

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I was terrified of swimming & barely able to swim, until I joined my high school swim team in 10th grade. My high school both had a pool onsite and allowed any student to join the swim team. I learned all four strokes for the first time. I swam in grades 10-12 and then on my college’s competitive swim club all four years, where we would travel to meets at other colleges. Throughout that time I came in last sometimes, but not all the time. Also joined both groups not knowing a soul.

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I showed my horse at the Washington International Horse Show.

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ok but most of these are just brags that are actually impressive?

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I had art displayed in Lincoln Center in NYC.

I was 6.

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I can talk backwards. It is hard for most people to do, but useless. I must be a bit autistic; I used to practice this in my head all the time. I see each word, as an image, in my mind, and I read it backward. I developed rules of syntax and pronunciation back when I was a weirdo teenager doing this compulsively.

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Anonymous wrote:I was terrified of swimming & barely able to swim, until I joined my high school swim team in 10th grade. My high school both had a pool onsite and allowed any student to join the swim team. I learned all four strokes for the first time. I swam in grades 10-12 and then on my college’s competitive swim club all four years, where we would travel to meets at other colleges. Throughout that time I came in last sometimes, but not all the time. Also joined both groups not knowing a soul.

I love this! I hope my kids have such grit.

I also joined a few clubs in college not knowing a soul and I was really proud of that.

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Two people in my immediate nuclear family are Fulbright scholars.

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Anonymous wrote:I can wiggle each butt cheek independently

You just made me try this.

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I can spin a phone book on one finger

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Peace Corps.

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Anonymous wrote:Getting an MBA. It's like purchasing a check mark on a resume.

Do you think that people are impressed by MBAs? I have one, so I am biased, but I don't get the impression. Although I went in Europe, to a name that is not as recognized here.

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Anonymous wrote:I gave birth natural twice.

Do people think this is impressive (does it come up)? I kind of feel the opposite - it IS impressive, but people don't care, not that I talk about it.

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Anonymous wrote:I can fold a fitted sheet.

Now that is impressive.