Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive

[Anonymous]

I can perform a side aerial, front handspring, roundoff & one handed cartwheels on either hand

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm impressed by the Fulbright! Why is it unimpressive?

It was probably a teaching fulbright, not research

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can perform a side aerial, front handspring, roundoff & one handed cartwheels on either hand

I feel like based on this, you can also do a back walkover and work up to a back handspring.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can fold a fitted sheet.

Oh, I'm impressed with this one!

[Anonymous]

I have a parrot.

[Anonymous]

I performed with my dance team -twice- at an NBA halftime. But it was HS in the 1980s.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can fold a fitted sheet.

You're lying. That's physically impossible.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a parrot.

How old is your parrot? How did your parrot join your household? Does it talk, and if so, does it have a catchphrase?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can fold a fitted sheet.

Love this!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can perform a side aerial, front handspring, roundoff & one handed cartwheels on either hand

I feel like based on this, you can also do a back walkover and work up to a back handspring.

I used to be able to, but am too scared to attempt those now

[Anonymous]

I was on Jeopardy and won a game.

[Anonymous]

Iowa Writers' Workshop

[Anonymous]

I'm an architect. Long hours and I make next to nothing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I was on Jeopardy and won a game.

I think that's great. I have a friend who won quite a bit on Wheel of Fortune.

[Anonymous]

I have a law degree. People outside of DC are impressed by this.

I am legitimately impressed that people can fold a fitted sheet.