Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive

[Anonymous]

I performed 3 times at the Kennedy center. On the stage, playing a musical instrument in a symphonic band. Huge audiences. But it was for high school graduations

[Anonymous]

Fulbright

[Anonymous]

Sushi

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sushi

You are sushi?

[Anonymous]

Valedictorian. There wasn't that much competition at my school.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I performed 3 times at the Kennedy center. On the stage, playing a musical instrument in a symphonic band. Huge audiences. But it was for high school graduations

Honestly? That is super cool. Cannot imagine having performed in that venue.

[Anonymous]

Master degree (but in a dumb subject). Undergrad in full scholarship (in FL where it used to be very easy to get).

[Anonymous]

I was basically a child prodigy. I burned out early and am an unimpressive suburban working mom now.

[Anonymous]

I can fold a fitted sheet.

[Anonymous]

I'm a pilot.

But so are all my friends, all at higher levels, so.

[Anonymous]

I'm a published poet, but none of the magazines exist anymore.

[Anonymous]

I'm impressed by the Fulbright! Why is it unimpressive?

[Anonymous]

Harvard grad. (And yes, I know most people here already know not to be impressed.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I performed 3 times at the Kennedy center. On the stage, playing a musical instrument in a symphonic band. Huge audiences. But it was for high school graduations

I performed at Carnegie Hall, playing a musical instrument in a symphonic band. No real audience. It was a neat experience, I think our school paid for it.

[Anonymous]

Getting an MBA. It's like purchasing a check mark on a resume.