Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can fold a fitted sheet.

I am in awe of you.

Total awe here as well

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can fold a fitted sheet.

I am in awe of you.

Total awe here as well

I think you need to do an AMA

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I performed 3 times at the Kennedy center. On the stage, playing a musical instrument in a symphonic band. Huge audiences. But it was for high school graduations

Our youth sympathy orchestra toured some European countries like Greece, Italy, Ireland. I played sax. So much fun!

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Anonymous wrote:I'm a pretty frumpy mundane working mom, but I provide a service that draws a lot of celeb and high profile clients.

I'm really curious to hear more...Is it something other than OF?

[Anonymous]

Some of these things are genuinely impressive, and some don’t even sound impressive but the writer clearly thinks they are. I’m not mean enough to say which ones those are bc everyone deserves to think their things are impressive.

[Anonymous]

I was just about to write this. You beat me to it!

Anonymous wrote:I'm an architect. Long hours and I make next to nothing.

[Anonymous]

I've been interviewed by the New York Times and Washington Post.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Some of these things are genuinely impressive, and some don’t even sound impressive but the writer clearly thinks they are. I’m not mean enough to say which ones those are bc everyone deserves to think their things are impressive.

I’m irrationally furious about how many people are so stupid and gung-ho about telling the internet how great they are that they completely missed the point of this thread. Anyone posting about something they genuinely think IS impressive should be spayed or neutered, as the case may be.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I was just about to write this. You beat me to it!

Anonymous wrote:I'm an architect. Long hours and I make next to nothing.

You know I’ve always wanted to pretend I’m an architect!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Getting an MBA. It's like purchasing a check mark on a resume.

Agree. (Also have an MBA.) I did enjoy the program though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I've been interviewed by the New York Times and Washington Post.

Were you interviewed as a customer in a grocery store complaining about inflation?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I've been interviewed by the New York Times and Washington Post.

Were you interviewed as a customer in a grocery store complaining about inflation?

Didn't think of that one lol

[Anonymous]

I have photos of myself on billboards. Currently have one on a very busy interstate. It’s advertising a school.

[Anonymous]

State youth math champion.

Turns out it was just a game and I practiced exessicely much, and it's not relevant to professional STEM achievement.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Some of these things are genuinely impressive, and some don’t even sound impressive but the writer clearly thinks they are. I’m not mean enough to say which ones those are bc everyone deserves to think their things are impressive.

I’m irrationally furious about how many people are so stupid and gung-ho about telling the internet how great they are that they completely missed the point of this thread. Anyone posting about something they genuinely think IS impressive should be spayed or neutered, as the case may be.

LOL!