Are college applications sworn statements, made out under penalty of perjury? |
![]() Have you ever applied to college? When you submit your application you literally sign a document stating that your statement and the history of your actions you submitted are truthful. Those kids are gone and they better hope the colleges/universities don't sue them for false impersonation. The negative publicity alone is costing them funding. |
My guess is all kids will have to go, but the parents will realize you buy your way in legally and there will be plenty of low level colleges happy to help out and offer a spot for a couple million plus tuition. |
I think they bribed the USC water polo coach by paying the private school tuition for his kids. |
From the indictment: Singer also made private school tuition payments for VAVIC's children - under the guise of a fabricated scholarship - via checks drawn on one of the KWF charitable accounts and sent to the school via U.S. Mail, in exchange for VAVIC's commitment to designate Singer's clients as recruits for the USC water polo team in the future. |
God, I swear Lori Loughlin and her daughters are the gifts that keep on giving.
She's proud of never being that parent to push her kids. Well, maybe if she had she wouldn't have ended up with dunces. “You know, I don’t ever do, I never pushed my kids to — I always say, ‘Do the best you can,’” the actress told Page Six in a 2017 interview. “For my husband too, their dad, never we were never like, ‘At school you got to get straight A’s.’ We were never those parents. We were always like, ‘You know what? Give it your all. Do the best you can ’cause in life if you give it your all and you do the best you can, that’s it. That’s all you can do.’ And that’s enough, in my opinion, especially with kids. I think we’ve put so much pressure and stress on them. A lot of it is unnecessary and I think it’s important to just have downtime, free time. I never over-scheduled my kids. Never. I always gave them plenty of time to just sit in their playroom and, you know, use their imaginations.” Isabella Rose, her older daughter, agreed with her mom’s sentiments in the video. |
Has nobody mentioned yet that the smart guy actually taking the SATs (Mark Riddell) looked just like Collin Jost from SNL? |
Right, and lying on a college applications is certainly grounds for dismissal from the college. But I think PP was asking whether it is also illegal. What is the civil or criminal statute that could be used to prosecute a kid who lied on the app? |
So, serious question - are you suggesting any of this is wrong? I make a good living. Not private jet good living, but I do well. HHI is in the mid 6 figures. I am smart, and work hard. Really hard. And yes, I know that a lot of people who work hard and are smart don't do nearly as well as I do. I am also lucky and privileged. I get it. But . . . does that mean I shouldn't give my kid nice things, or things that will help her? She should have to work 30 hours a week, and turn over her earnings to pay for groceries? Should I structure her life so she has the same challenges as homeless kids? I get that things are not equal. And I am all for this nirvana you describe where everything is exactly equal - she's smart as a whip, and will do as well as any other kid, and better than the vast majority of them. But, that's not the world in which we live. And like it or not, her primary competition for many of these college spots will be kids like her, who have educated parents who care about education and try to help their kids. So I'm not going to deny her things and put her at a disadvantage out of some pie-in-the-sky devotion to perfect justice. I'll give her all the support, encouragement and resources I have available. And I may even spoil her a bit. I won't resort to illegal activity, and we're not in a position to donate buildings to schools, but I'll give her every advantage that I can, and not lose a minute's sleep over it. Are you suggesting I should act differently? |
She has really humiliated herself and her girls. Mother of the year all right. |
Every college/university has its own internal review board. They don't need to file criminal charges with the state or feds (though they might) in order to expel a student. The OP said they didn't do anything illegal, therefore they can stay enrolled at their college/university. And that's just not true. Regardless of the legality of their actions (which is in fact in question), the admissions application was falsified which triggers an automatic review and ability to expel. |
Snicker. Quite a legal mind we have here. |
Mail fraud, wire fraud. |
Potentially larceny (of scholarship) and forgery, if this example is any guide. https://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/10/education/10yale.html Lead paragraph: "To Yale admissions officials, Akash Maharaj was an appealing prospect: He had earned straight A’s at Columbia University. Now he wanted to transfer. Yale not only admitted him; it gave him a $32,000 scholarship as well. Since then, however, much of his application information has turned out to be false, Yale said, and he is facing charges in Connecticut of larceny and forgery. According to an affidavit from Yale, although he attended Columbia, the straight A’s were bogus, as was a Columbia recommendation and even one Columbia transcript. And before Columbia, he had attended New York University." |
+1 "Akash Maharaj will serve five years of probation for stealing some $31,000 in Yale financial aid, but he will avoid jail time if he pays the University back in full. The former Morse College junior, who was kicked out of Yale in the summer of 2007 and arrested the following September for forging his application for admission, was sentenced Friday in New Haven Superior Court following a plea bargain last May." https://yaledailynews.com/blog/2008/09/05/maharaj-sentenced-to-probation-for-defrauding-yale-judge-orders-full-restitution/ So like I said, those kids will be expelled. If their 'positions' on the atheletic teams afforded them any special priviledges, they will repay them and the courts will probably just wave them off. Their parents on the other hand? ![]() |