Confessions

[Anonymous]

These are true confessions: things I have never said out loud.

Most days, I don't love my husband. We've only been married two years.

I am overweight, don't exercise, and eat junk food. I hide my shitty eating from my husband.

It breaks my heart that my husband takes the camera with him everytime he goes fishing and takes stupid self-portraits, but has never once taken a picture of me with our 5 month old son unless I specifically ask him to. I think he has missed capturing a lot of really precious moments and I resent him for this.

I am a practicing Catholic but don't think I really believe any of it. I really like the idea of Jesus and the fact that it pleases my parents.

I don't remember a lot of my childhood and have this fear that something bad happened to me. And I worry that it might have something to do with my brothers. I hope and pray that I am wrong and have just watched way too much Oprah.

[Anonymous]

I got drunk on vacation and sent, um, provocative pictures to an ex-boyfriend on my cell phone. Any and all parts of that are 100% out of character. Never. Drinking. Again.

[Anonymous]

I tell my husband that I am not in the mood for sex because I have just stopped BFing, and I liken it to male impotence so he'll get off my back. But most nights I masturbate after he goes to sleep.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't remember a lot of my childhood and have this fear that something bad happened to me. And I worry that it might have something to do with my brothers. I hope and pray that I am wrong and have just watched way too much Oprah.

lady, i think you should go to a therapist. that doesn't sound good.

[Anonymous]

i confess that i smoke once a week.
and am still ttc....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't remember a lot of my childhood and have this fear that something bad happened to me. And I worry that it might have something to do with my brothers. I hope and pray that I am wrong and have just watched way too much Oprah.

OMG -- me too! I have a feeling it has to do with either my father or stepfather though. I get "glimpses" every once in a while but I know that I am truly incapable of handling those memories so I let it lie. I had some weird (perverse?) sexual ideas really early on in my life - like dressing my little sister up in our mom's lingerie and taking imaginary "Playboy pictures" of my best friend, after we'd gotten naked, when we were in 3rd grade. I was truly terrified of being kissed for the first time when I was in 7th grade too. Now, as an adult, I am sorta frigid- which sucks because I have visions of hanging from chandeliers with DH but I feel "stuck" inside myself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:getting back to some of the original posts on this thread (think pages 20 and below), i would love to know how the lesbian moms' playdate went. with details.

i'm a female by the way, don't accuse the DC Urban Dads of being too randy (although i'm sure they'd love to know too.)

The DCUDs aren't interested in moms their own age... only "hotties".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:i can't stand obnoxious new york/new jersey types. why can't people be nice to each other and not so rude?

why don't you bite me, lady?

[Anonymous]

The DCUM Dads forum is the nightmare that Jeff predicted it would be with the rather benign comment (I'm paraphrasing here) "Are you sure you really want to know what is going in the average man's mind (average being the key word in that sentence)?" Well, guess what? While you're struggling to get three kids under 4 out of a minivan so you can buy FOOD at the Giant, while your nipples are cracked and chipped (did I mention painful?) from BF and your vagina feels like a land mine went off there and DH comes home and says he thinks he's got the sniffles and when the extra child(DH) asks "where's a clean pair of underwear?" and you just want to say "on my fucking head, dipshit" isn't it comforting to know that his day has been spent being worried about blow jobs, thinking about shaved pussies, debating how to nail the hottie babysitter without coming out looking like a total asshole and whose biggest worry is how can I get some tonight? Glad I'm not married and no, I'm not gay.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The DCUM Dads forum is the nightmare that Jeff predicted it would be with the rather benign comment (I'm paraphrasing here) "Are you sure you really want to know what is going in the average man's mind (average being the key word in that sentence)?" Well, guess what? While you're struggling to get three kids under 4 out of a minivan so you can buy FOOD at the Giant, while your nipples are cracked and chipped (did I mention painful?) from BF and your vagina feels like a land mine went off there and DH comes home and says he thinks he's got the sniffles and when the extra child(DH) asks "where's a clean pair of underwear?" and you just want to say "on my fucking head, dipshit" isn't it comforting to know that his day has been spent being worried about blow jobs, thinking about shaved pussies, debating how to nail the hottie babysitter without coming out looking like a total asshole and whose biggest worry is how can I get some tonight? Glad I'm not married and no, I'm not gay.

Huh. Random. And a little odd.

[Anonymous]

I think my son is gay and I am incredibly saddened and ashamed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The DCUM Dads forum is the nightmare that Jeff predicted it would be with the rather benign comment (I'm paraphrasing here) "Are you sure you really want to know what is going in the average man's mind (average being the key word in that sentence)?" Well, guess what? While you're struggling to get three kids under 4 out of a minivan so you can buy FOOD at the Giant, while your nipples are cracked and chipped (did I mention painful?) from BF and your vagina feels like a land mine went off there and DH comes home and says he thinks he's got the sniffles and when the extra child(DH) asks "where's a clean pair of underwear?" and you just want to say "on my fucking head, dipshit" isn't it comforting to know that his day has been spent being worried about blow jobs, thinking about shaved pussies, debating how to nail the hottie babysitter without coming out looking like a total asshole and whose biggest worry is how can I get some tonight? Glad I'm not married and no, I'm not gay.

Huh. Random. And a little odd.

i agree, am a little confused.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The DCUM Dads forum is the nightmare that Jeff predicted it would be with the rather benign comment (I'm paraphrasing here) "Are you sure you really want to know what is going in the average man's mind (average being the key word in that sentence)?" Well, guess what? While you're struggling to get three kids under 4 out of a minivan so you can buy FOOD at the Giant, while your nipples are cracked and chipped (did I mention painful?) from BF and your vagina feels like a land mine went off there and DH comes home and says he thinks he's got the sniffles and when the extra child(DH) asks "where's a clean pair of underwear?" and you just want to say "on my fucking head, dipshit" isn't it comforting to know that his day has been spent being worried about blow jobs, thinking about shaved pussies, debating how to nail the hottie babysitter without coming out looking like a total asshole and whose biggest worry is how can I get some tonight? Glad I'm not married and no, I'm not gay.

Huh. Random. And a little odd.

i agree, am a little confused.

Not random or confusing at all to me. If you read a few posts back, one PP suggested the DCUDs would be interested in the outcome of the adult mom playgroup posted way back before this thread was resurrected. I countered yesterday that it seems the DCUD's wouldn't be interested in anything having to do with actual moms their own age, and the PP you're accusing of randomness is simply telling it like it is (I think).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:i can't stand obnoxious new york/new jersey types. why can't people be nice to each other and not so rude?

why don't you bite me, lady?

Note that the above is also more dynamic and ultimately more interesting than the original "I can't stand NY/NJ types" confession.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The DCUM Dads forum is the nightmare that Jeff predicted it would be with the rather benign comment (I'm paraphrasing here) "Are you sure you really want to know what is going in the average man's mind (average being the key word in that sentence)?" Well, guess what? While you're struggling to get three kids under 4 out of a minivan so you can buy FOOD at the Giant, while your nipples are cracked and chipped (did I mention painful?) from BF and your vagina feels like a land mine went off there and DH comes home and says he thinks he's got the sniffles and when the extra child(DH) asks "where's a clean pair of underwear?" and you just want to say "on my fucking head, dipshit" isn't it comforting to know that his day has been spent being worried about blow jobs, thinking about shaved pussies, debating how to nail the hottie babysitter without coming out looking like a total asshole and whose biggest worry is how can I get some tonight? Glad I'm not married and no, I'm not gay.

Huh. Random. And a little odd.

i agree, am a little confused.

I myself thought it was a funny post