Vent about my wedding last weekend...

[Anonymous]

I will hazard a guess that your mother and grandmother are less interested in your old, withered bouquet than you think they are. And how would you get it down to "Ibero-America" without wrecking it anyway?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just made a wedding cake on Saturday and guess what? The humidity and heat caused it to fall apart.

August is probably the worst time to be having a wedding cake stay in one piece.

So really, it's your fault.

You're kidding right?
The cake didn't fall. It was ugly and the wrong flavor. As simple as that.
By any chance, are you the cake lady?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I will hazard a guess that your mother and grandmother are less interested in your old, withered bouquet than you think they are. And how would you get it down to "Ibero-America" without wrecking it anyway?

right on my lap inside the case I already have for it.
Bridezillas think of everything, darling.

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Anonymous wrote:OP, you are quick to stereotype gay men, yet you found it offensive when your photographer stereotyped you.

Bit of a double-standard, don't you think?

I never stereotyped them I just shared the information that they were very supportive during lunch tomorrow and were willing to jump on the hunt with me.
Honestly, they were the only ones that really supported me. Even my gal friends, suspiciously, said I should not care about it... I don't want to judge so I don't want to think that they know who took it...

In half of your posts it sounds like you know who took it. In the other half, it sound like you don't. Which is it?

I hate to be suspicious but I just sent out an email using a kind/elegant wording suggestion from a very nice PP.
Can't wait for the responses.

Okay, so do you or do you not know who took it?

I do not know who took it because I didn't see who took it but some drama kind of girls - like me - sounded strangely suspicious when saying " get over it" but I'm not allowed to be judgmental.
Divine justice will take it's course and I hope my email can help to change this person's heart.

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Yes, you're the very picture of reason. You are way, way over-invested in this bouquet, especially if you believe you're in any way unable to "share this special moment in [your] life" with your mother and grandmother without it. It's a bunch of flowers.

I have 2 guesses about you...
1)you're a straight man
2)you don't have emotional bonds with your mother or grandmother
maybe a 3rd one... you had them all at your wedding.
I'll throw a 4th one... maybe you're not even married at all!!!

Anyway, I have a brand new beautiful house to organize and school paperwork to finish.

Bridezilla moment is over but please keep the encouraging words coming and also the good ideas to approach my female guests...

Thanks

That explains it.

what's wrong with the bold part?
my gay friends are much more sensitive with girl's issues and they were so mad when I told them someone took my bouquet. my straight friends laughed at me at dinner last night when I mentioned it and told me to get over it.
and you might be the person who wrote the post about buying a house you don't love.
maybe my house is small and needs some repair but i'm so happy with my life right now that everything looks more colorful, birds sing everywhere I go and my simple, modest home does seem brand new and beautiful to me. sorry if it hurts you.

hurt? what? That's some weird stretch of the imagination.

By definition, a "brand new beautiful house" doesn't need repair work.

Maybe if you had shaved money off your wedding, you'd have more to put down on a house that wasn't in need of repair work.

And stop stereotyping. I know plenty of gays who'd laugh at your post, too.

maybe my gay friends are more sensitive than the gays you know.
and as I tried to say... beauty is on the eyes of the beholder.
I like doing repair and after reading the topic about granite countertops I realized how important to me would be to add personal touches to the house.
And nobody better than me and DH to know where to invest our money, but thanks for the suggestions.

I think your husband's beholder is broken.

I think you're as funny as my 5yo nephew

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I will hazard a guess that your mother and grandmother are less interested in your old, withered bouquet than you think they are. And how would you get it down to "Ibero-America" without wrecking it anyway?

right on my lap inside the case I already have for it.
Bridezillas think of everything, darling.

Better watch out--there's at least one person on this board who would find your "lap case" an unforgiveable annoyance.

[Anonymous]

Okay, OP, you hosted 40 people for brunch at a local restaurant. And you had:

-chair sashes
-kids prizes
-a sweet heart table
- glow sticks
-sparkling things for the tables

AT A BRUNCH??????????????????

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Anonymous wrote:Okay, OP, you hosted 40 people for brunch at a local restaurant. And you had:

-chair sashes
-kids prizes
-a sweet heart table
- glow sticks
-sparkling things for the tables

AT A BRUNCH??????????????????

I'm telling you, she's making half of it up depending on her constantly changing mood.

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Anonymous wrote:Okay, OP, you hosted 40 people for brunch at a local restaurant. And you had:

-chair sashes
-kids prizes
-a sweet heart table
- glow sticks
-sparkling things for the tables

AT A BRUNCH??????????????????

Yes, I had some sort of tulle thing to tie up to make the chairs look good.
I had over 10 kids coming so I guessed they would need more than the piece of paper and crayons the restaurant give them to be entertained.
I called it a SH table because the restaurant reserved 5 tables of 8 people for us and we do have special people we wanted sitting with us.
And I have to recognize I didn't have David Tutera advising me on what looks good/tacky so the fact that the sparkling stones for the centerpieces disappeared was really a salvation.
Lesson learned.

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Anonymous wrote:I will hazard a guess that your mother and grandmother are less interested in your old, withered bouquet than you think they are. And how would you get it down to "Ibero-America" without wrecking it anyway?

right on my lap inside the case I already have for it.
Bridezillas think of everything, darling.

Better watch out--there's at least one person on this board who would find your "lap case" an [unforgivable] annoyance.

My apologies. My acrylic nails make typing really hard. Can't wait to remove it. First and last time I'm using it.

[Anonymous]

She is completely making this up as she goes along!!!!!!! LOL to the pp that pointed out the glow sticks and sparklers at a 40 person brunch! Meanwhile, her original post says that she gave it to her best friend, as they promised each other! So OP, does that mean that your best friend or "BEACH" is the one that has it? Or were you saying that you planned on giving it to her, which would negate your whole mom/grandmother sob story.

On another note, if you're not a nanny and you just got married on Sunday, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TROLLING ON DCUM??

Enough of this post. I'm going to get a burrito from the "Ibero-American" joint up the block.

[Anonymous]

I can't imagine why anyone would want to take the bouquet.

Someone is having a great laugh at your expense, dear. And you're just fueling the fire.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can't imagine why anyone would want to take the bouquet.

I'm assuming the bouquet got misplaced, and the wait staff threw it out later. Why assume someone stole it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She is completely making this up as she goes along!!!!!!! LOL to the pp that pointed out the glow sticks and sparklers at a 40 person brunch! Meanwhile, her original post says that she gave it to her best friend, as they promised each other! So OP, does that mean that your best friend or "BEACH" is the one that has it? Or were you saying that you planned on giving it to her, which would negate your whole mom/grandmother sob story.

On another note, if you're not a nanny and you just got married on Sunday, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TROLLING ON DCUM??

Enough of this post. I'm going to get a burrito from the "Ibero-American" joint up the block.

Aren't some of you moms silly? If we say that the celebration is not child friendly you complain about finding sitting and call the people insensitive, if we say "bring them" and buy thingies to put in a little plastic bag to make them happy and busy while you enjoy a good meal we're liars... How do we please you?

2 more distracted posters online today... I had a Bridal Bouquet and a Throw Bouquet that the florist put together for free.
I gave my friend the Throw Bouquet. The Bridal Bouquet I intended to have it preserved to take home with me.

Should I look for the previous posts where I stated it too?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Meanwhile, her original post says that she gave it to her best friend, as they promised each other! So OP, does that mean that your best friend or "BEACH" is the one that has it? Or were you saying that you planned on giving it to her, which would negate your whole mom/grandmother sob story.

No, I think she had 2 bouquets. The one she carried and then one to throw, which she did not throw but gave to her best friend. The one she carried got misplaced during the lunch and she is now accusing one of her friends of stealing it.