Vent about my wedding last weekend...

[Anonymous]

I'm starting to understand why some posters say DCUM is full of b**ches. I really like Sad Bride, way more than the last few posters, who have nothing to offer but their cackling.

[Anonymous]

wow... you're all a little bit crazy...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:wow... you're all a little bit crazy...

WHY ARE YOU BRING UP A THREAD FROM LAST YEAR?????

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thank you all who all that came to my wedding last weekend. It was definitely they most beautiful day of my life and only because YOU were there!!!

Now, that I know that most of you here were not there let me vent...

Hm... let's start with the cake... chocolate was good but I ORDERED DARK FOREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the chocolate filling with chocolate cake was just too much!
The ribbons around it were supposed to be RIBBONS not fondant strips - it looked HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! didn't you have any kind of tool to help you at least to cut it straight????????
And the layer of fondant on top of the cake was so thin that I could see through it!!

oh well... it could be worse, at least the cake didn't fall or melted... I've seen terrible wedding cake tales... LOL

To the person who delivered the flowers - remember that huge box I gave you and asked you to bring with you to the reception site? THAT BOX WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DELIVERED WITH THE FLOWERS!!!! all my chair sashes, the kids prizes, my bouquet support for the sweet heart table, the decoration for the tables... EVERYTHING WAS THERE!!!
Thanks heaven nobody knew we were supposed to have glow sticks and disposable cameras for the kids to play with... nobody expected chair decorations or sparkling things all over the tables... *sigh*

now, last but not least... TO THE "BEACH" WHO TOOK MY BOUQUET... If I were not a true Christian, if my lord Jesus Christ didn't asked me to love my enemy I would curse you NOW! I would curse you for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why in this world you took my bouquet???? it was sitting there on MY TABLE! Who in this planet takes the bride's bouquet? oh well... I sure didn't do things how the tradition asks - instead of trowing the "throw bouquet" I gave it to my dear friend because we promised to each other that whoever got married first would do that. Did you get jealous? is that why you took my bouquet????
I'm in tears right now... I had the preservation all set up to save it and take it to my home country to show to my grandma and my mom during my honeymoon but BECAUSE OF YOU all they'll see is pictures... I feel like screaming right now!!!
*siiiiiiiiiigh*

Now, to the very nice women here... all the classy ladies that know it all about etiquette...
How do I ask politely if someone took it AS A MISTAKE to return it to me so I can preserve it ASAP???????????

TIA

It's been a year now since this fateful wedding day and I'm willing to bet you are either divorced or married to a man who wishes he had never married you.

[Anonymous]

Another Princess and her "Special Day" gone wrong...

[Anonymous]

Best. Thread. Ever.

Did we ever find out what country the OP is from?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Best. Thread. Ever.

Did we ever find out what country the OP is from?

Yup. I admit to being a little excited when I saw it resurface, and a little disappointed when there wasn't an update from OP on the status of the missing bouquet.

(Note to self: get a life.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Best. Thread. Ever.

Did we ever find out what country the OP is from?

LOL!!! !!

[Anonymous]

Ah, the infamous "Bouquet Post." Well, it's good to let the newbies get clued in, since a piece of DCUM folklore at this point.

[Anonymous]

The infamous sockpuppet claimed this to be one of hers, though I'm not sure that has been verified. I actually managed to miss this one last time around, because I was giving birth! I kept seeing allusions and now it is all clear. My world is complete!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:get over it, bridezilla

I think the OP has a right to be very angry. Not about the cake or the box but because of the THEIF!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Thank you all who all that came to my wedding last weekend. It was definitely they most beautiful day of my life and only because YOU were there!!!

Now, that I know that most of you here were not there let me vent...

Hm... let's start with the cake... chocolate was good but I ORDERED DARK FOREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the chocolate filling with chocolate cake was just too much!
The ribbons around it were supposed to be RIBBONS not fondant strips - it looked HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! didn't you have any kind of tool to help you at least to cut it straight????????
And the layer of fondant on top of the cake was so thin that I could see through it!!

oh well... it could be worse, at least the cake didn't fall or melted... I've seen terrible wedding cake tales... LOL

To the person who delivered the flowers - remember that huge box I gave you and asked you to bring with you to the reception site? THAT BOX WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DELIVERED WITH THE FLOWERS!!!! all my chair sashes, the kids prizes, my bouquet support for the sweet heart table, the decoration for the tables... EVERYTHING WAS THERE!!!
Thanks heaven nobody knew we were supposed to have glow sticks and disposable cameras for the kids to play with... nobody expected chair decorations or sparkling things all over the tables... *sigh*

now, last but not least... TO THE "BEACH" WHO TOOK MY BOUQUET... If I were not a true Christian, if my lord Jesus Christ didn't asked me to love my enemy I would curse you NOW! I would curse you for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why in this world you took my bouquet???? it was sitting there on MY TABLE! Who in this planet takes the bride's bouquet? oh well... I sure didn't do things how the tradition asks - instead of trowing the "throw bouquet" I gave it to my dear friend because we promised to each other that whoever got married first would do that. Did you get jealous? is that why you took my bouquet????
I'm in tears right now... I had the preservation all set up to save it and take it to my home country to show to my grandma and my mom during my honeymoon but BECAUSE OF YOU all they'll see is pictures... I feel like screaming right now!!!
*siiiiiiiiiigh*

Now, to the very nice women here... all the classy ladies that know it all about etiquette...
How do I ask politely if someone took it AS A MISTAKE to return it to me so I can preserve it ASAP???????????

TIA

It's been a year now since this fateful wedding day and I'm willing to bet you are either divorced or married to a man who wishes he had never married you.

OP back here.
Sorry to break it to you but we couldn't be happier. After struggling with the diagnosis of infertility for over 10 years I learned, a month after the wedding, that we were expecting our first child. (We had just started looking into adoption we were shocked!) DS was born 2 weeks ago. The hairiest baby in the nursery. My milk came in on day 2 and we're back home as happy as we could be. I'm EBF and pumping on occasion building a stash just in case we need to bottle feed once in a while. I got 20 weeks of paid maternity leave and still trying to decide if I'm going back to work afterwards. Oh, and we're using cloth diapers at home and disposables when we go out.

OK, THE UPDATE ABOUT THE BIRTH WAS TRUE, THE DETAILS WERE JUST TO MESS UP WITH PP. THANKS FOR THE ATTENTION.

[Anonymous]

LOL
Thanks for bumping this up, I needed to laugh today!

[Anonymous]

WOW

DCUM sure do get riled up