What's the creepiest/weirdest thing you've ever seen?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:Many years ago I worked in a restaurant. This guy came in with a kid who looked about 10 years old, and they ordered a sticky dessert. The kid must have liked it, because he licked his fingers. He then proceeded to try to lick the guy's fingers too. To be fair, the man was pretty clearly creeped out as well and immediately jerked his hand back and rebuked the kid, but it still left me cold.

I think I'm missing something. Why was this creepy?

Sucking and licking on someone's fingers is sort of sexual.

But he immediately jerked his hand back? So...

[Anonymous]

When I was sixteen, my best friend and I were lying on his trampoline in the backyard just staring up at the stars and talking about life, boy/girlfriends, plans for the future, etc. it was a really clear night and I spotted a satellite passing overhead and pointed it out. We were like, "Oh, cool!" and then moved on with our conversation, but just a few seconds later, my friend said, "Hey, look, there's another one!" Indeed, there were two tiny pinpricks of light moving across the sky. What was weird was that they were next to each other in the sky, moving on a parallel course at the same exact speed. Then I saw a third satellite. Together, the three made a perfect equilateral triangle in the sky that covered a fairly large area.

"Wow, what are the odds of that?" we wondered. Then we realized that as the "satellites" passed overhead, they blacked out the stars in between them, implying that it was actually one huge triangular object in the sky. It was slow moving and totally silent. It freaked us the fuck out and we RAN inside. In retrospect, we lived next to an Air Force base and it was probably just some experimental aircraft, but it has haunted my thoughts since then. When the Internet got big, I Googled it and found that a lot of other people had seen the same thing.

Okay, so here's the creepiest part: I now live on the other side of the country in a rural area just outside DC. I'm in my thirties with kids of my own. About six months ago, my 11 year old, whom I had never told about any of this, came running into the house shouting "Mom, you'll never believe what I just saw!" He proceeded to describe the exact same thing we had seen that night, only it was in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When I was a teenager, I volunteered in Appalachia one summer- one of the houses I went to had legs and hooves from dead deer sticking out/hanging as decoration above their covered porch. I did not look inside the house! You could smell the inside of the house next door (a relative of the former) from outside of the house- it appeared to be filled with filthy laundry.

When I was in college, there was a guy breaking into sorority houses and stealing dirty underwear.

My dorm had a guy that we called "Flash McCoy." He would break into the dorm, strip down to nothing, put a tshirt over his head, and surprise women in the shower. While they were screaming, he would masturbate and when more people came to see what was going on, he would run away, bare ass down the hall. It went on for years and years and they never caught him.

[Anonymous]

There was a guy in the BDSM community in Chicago in the 1990's. He had a piercing between his ankle bone and Achilles tendon. His fetish was that he wanted to clean people's houses. When he was done, he would hang up a hook from whatever would hold it, hang himself from his ankle, and masturbate in a sock. That's it. He didn't any contact with you at all. He just wanted to clean your house and masturbate upside down.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Many years ago I worked in a restaurant. This guy came in with a kid who looked about 10 years old, and they ordered a sticky dessert. The kid must have liked it, because he licked his fingers. He then proceeded to try to lick the guy's fingers too. To be fair, the man was pretty clearly creeped out as well and immediately jerked his hand back and rebuked the kid, but it still left me cold.

I think I'm missing something. Why was this creepy?

Sucking and licking on someone's fingers is sort of sexual.

But he immediately jerked his hand back? So...

Kid is still being weird. Maybe groomed by someone else or just weird and inappropriate.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Many years ago I worked in a restaurant. This guy came in with a kid who looked about 10 years old, and they ordered a sticky dessert. The kid must have liked it, because he licked his fingers. He then proceeded to try to lick the guy's fingers too. To be fair, the man was pretty clearly creeped out as well and immediately jerked his hand back and rebuked the kid, but it still left me cold.

I think I'm missing something. Why was this creepy?

Ha - yeah my kid has a sweet tooth. I can see him trying to do that to his dad. Kids are weird.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When I was sixteen, my best friend and I were lying on his trampoline in the backyard just staring up at the stars and talking about life, boy/girlfriends, plans for the future, etc. it was a really clear night and I spotted a satellite passing overhead and pointed it out. We were like, "Oh, cool!" and then moved on with our conversation, but just a few seconds later, my friend said, "Hey, look, there's another one!" Indeed, there were two tiny pinpricks of light moving across the sky. What was weird was that they were next to each other in the sky, moving on a parallel course at the same exact speed. Then I saw a third satellite. Together, the three made a perfect equilateral triangle in the sky that covered a fairly large area.

"Wow, what are the odds of that?" we wondered. Then we realized that as the "satellites" passed overhead, they blacked out the stars in between them, implying that it was actually one huge triangular object in the sky. It was slow moving and totally silent. It freaked us the fuck out and we RAN inside. In retrospect, we lived next to an Air Force base and it was probably just some experimental aircraft, but it has haunted my thoughts since then. When the Internet got big, I Googled it and found that a lot of other people had seen the same thing.

Okay, so here's the creepiest part: I now live on the other side of the country in a rural area just outside DC. I'm in my thirties with kids of my own. About six months ago, my 11 year old, whom I had never told about any of this, came running into the house shouting "Mom, you'll never believe what I just saw!" He proceeded to describe the exact same thing we had seen that night, only it was in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon.

Stealth bomber. You saw a stealth bomber, from the bottom.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When I was sixteen, my best friend and I were lying on his trampoline in the backyard just staring up at the stars and talking about life, boy/girlfriends, plans for the future, etc. it was a really clear night and I spotted a satellite passing overhead and pointed it out. We were like, "Oh, cool!" and then moved on with our conversation, but just a few seconds later, my friend said, "Hey, look, there's another one!" Indeed, there were two tiny pinpricks of light moving across the sky. What was weird was that they were next to each other in the sky, moving on a parallel course at the same exact speed. Then I saw a third satellite. Together, the three made a perfect equilateral triangle in the sky that covered a fairly large area.

"Wow, what are the odds of that?" we wondered. Then we realized that as the "satellites" passed overhead, they blacked out the stars in between them, implying that it was actually one huge triangular object in the sky. It was slow moving and totally silent. It freaked us the fuck out and we RAN inside. In retrospect, we lived next to an Air Force base and it was probably just some experimental aircraft, but it has haunted my thoughts since then. When the Internet got big, I Googled it and found that a lot of other people had seen the same thing.

Okay, so here's the creepiest part: I now live on the other side of the country in a rural area just outside DC. I'm in my thirties with kids of my own. About six months ago, my 11 year old, whom I had never told about any of this, came running into the house shouting "Mom, you'll never believe what I just saw!" He proceeded to describe the exact same thing we had seen that night, only it was in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon.

Stealth bomber. You saw a stealth bomber, from the bottom.

It was WAY bigger than that, unless this thing was only 500 feet off the ground or something.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When I was sixteen, my best friend and I were lying on his trampoline in the backyard just staring up at the stars and talking about life, boy/girlfriends, plans for the future, etc. it was a really clear night and I spotted a satellite passing overhead and pointed it out. We were like, "Oh, cool!" and then moved on with our conversation, but just a few seconds later, my friend said, "Hey, look, there's another one!" Indeed, there were two tiny pinpricks of light moving across the sky. What was weird was that they were next to each other in the sky, moving on a parallel course at the same exact speed. Then I saw a third satellite. Together, the three made a perfect equilateral triangle in the sky that covered a fairly large area.

"Wow, what are the odds of that?" we wondered. Then we realized that as the "satellites" passed overhead, they blacked out the stars in between them, implying that it was actually one huge triangular object in the sky. It was slow moving and totally silent. It freaked us the fuck out and we RAN inside. In retrospect, we lived next to an Air Force base and it was probably just some experimental aircraft, but it has haunted my thoughts since then. When the Internet got big, I Googled it and found that a lot of other people had seen the same thing.

Okay, so here's the creepiest part: I now live on the other side of the country in a rural area just outside DC. I'm in my thirties with kids of my own. About six months ago, my 11 year old, whom I had never told about any of this, came running into the house shouting "Mom, you'll never believe what I just saw!" He proceeded to describe the exact same thing we had seen that night, only it was in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon.

Stealth bomber. You saw a stealth bomber, from the bottom.

It was WAY bigger than that, unless this thing was only 500 feet off the ground or something.

They fly them really low sometimes. It could have been something else that the Air Force was working on or testing. If you live anywhere near an Airforce base, you get weird sightings sometimes, even outside of Area 51/Dreamland.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When I was sixteen, my best friend and I were lying on his trampoline in the backyard just staring up at the stars and talking about life, boy/girlfriends, plans for the future, etc. it was a really clear night and I spotted a satellite passing overhead and pointed it out. We were like, "Oh, cool!" and then moved on with our conversation, but just a few seconds later, my friend said, "Hey, look, there's another one!" Indeed, there were two tiny pinpricks of light moving across the sky. What was weird was that they were next to each other in the sky, moving on a parallel course at the same exact speed. Then I saw a third satellite. Together, the three made a perfect equilateral triangle in the sky that covered a fairly large area.

"Wow, what are the odds of that?" we wondered. Then we realized that as the "satellites" passed overhead, they blacked out the stars in between them, implying that it was actually one huge triangular object in the sky. It was slow moving and totally silent. It freaked us the fuck out and we RAN inside. In retrospect, we lived next to an Air Force base and it was probably just some experimental aircraft, but it has haunted my thoughts since then. When the Internet got big, I Googled it and found that a lot of other people had seen the same thing.

Okay, so here's the creepiest part: I now live on the other side of the country in a rural area just outside DC. I'm in my thirties with kids of my own. About six months ago, my 11 year old, whom I had never told about any of this, came running into the house shouting "Mom, you'll never believe what I just saw!" He proceeded to describe the exact same thing we had seen that night, only it was in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon.

Stealth bomber. You saw a stealth bomber, from the bottom.

It was WAY bigger than that, unless this thing was only 500 feet off the ground or something.

They fly them really low sometimes. It could have been something else that the Air Force was working on or testing. If you live anywhere near an Airforce base, you get weird sightings sometimes, even outside of Area 51/Dreamland.

I totally think it was some sort of AF plane, but are stealth bombers actually silent? Like, this thing made NO noise at all. If it was really low, I think we would have heard something.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When I was sixteen, my best friend and I were lying on his trampoline in the backyard just staring up at the stars and talking about life, boy/girlfriends, plans for the future, etc. it was a really clear night and I spotted a satellite passing overhead and pointed it out. We were like, "Oh, cool!" and then moved on with our conversation, but just a few seconds later, my friend said, "Hey, look, there's another one!" Indeed, there were two tiny pinpricks of light moving across the sky. What was weird was that they were next to each other in the sky, moving on a parallel course at the same exact speed. Then I saw a third satellite. Together, the three made a perfect equilateral triangle in the sky that covered a fairly large area.

"Wow, what are the odds of that?" we wondered. Then we realized that as the "satellites" passed overhead, they blacked out the stars in between them, implying that it was actually one huge triangular object in the sky. It was slow moving and totally silent. It freaked us the fuck out and we RAN inside. In retrospect, we lived next to an Air Force base and it was probably just some experimental aircraft, but it has haunted my thoughts since then. When the Internet got big, I Googled it and found that a lot of other people had seen the same thing.

Okay, so here's the creepiest part: I now live on the other side of the country in a rural area just outside DC. I'm in my thirties with kids of my own. About six months ago, my 11 year old, whom I had never told about any of this, came running into the house shouting "Mom, you'll never believe what I just saw!" He proceeded to describe the exact same thing we had seen that night, only it was in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon.

Stealth bomber. You saw a stealth bomber, from the bottom.

Yea, I saw one over Arlington about 8 years ago while I was driving in Rte. 110.

[Anonymous]

I rode a packed Metro bus to work everyday. One day I was sitting in the window seat and the man in the aisle seat kept trying to show me his DVD player (angling it towards me) and he was smiling at me. It was violent porn of obese women being fisted and raped by men. I was so disturbed and started yelling as the man got closer to me, touching my leg. I kept looking around and no one else saw this video even though the aisles were packed. Because the man looked homeless or mentally ill, everyone acted like I was the rude bitch who didn't want to sit next to a mentally ill guy. The other passengers even made disgusted comments towards me. I cried about it once I got to work. I saw this same guy on my metro bus several other times after and it really bothered me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When I was sixteen, my best friend and I were lying on his trampoline in the backyard just staring up at the stars and talking about life, boy/girlfriends, plans for the future, etc. it was a really clear night and I spotted a satellite passing overhead and pointed it out. We were like, "Oh, cool!" and then moved on with our conversation, but just a few seconds later, my friend said, "Hey, look, there's another one!" Indeed, there were two tiny pinpricks of light moving across the sky. What was weird was that they were next to each other in the sky, moving on a parallel course at the same exact speed. Then I saw a third satellite. Together, the three made a perfect equilateral triangle in the sky that covered a fairly large area.

"Wow, what are the odds of that?" we wondered. Then we realized that as the "satellites" passed overhead, they blacked out the stars in between them, implying that it was actually one huge triangular object in the sky. It was slow moving and totally silent. It freaked us the fuck out and we RAN inside. In retrospect, we lived next to an Air Force base and it was probably just some experimental aircraft, but it has haunted my thoughts since then. When the Internet got big, I Googled it and found that a lot of other people had seen the same thing.

Okay, so here's the creepiest part: I now live on the other side of the country in a rural area just outside DC. I'm in my thirties with kids of my own. About six months ago, my 11 year old, whom I had never told about any of this, came running into the house shouting "Mom, you'll never believe what I just saw!" He proceeded to describe the exact same thing we had seen that night, only it was in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon.

Stealth bomber. You saw a stealth bomber, from the bottom.

It was WAY bigger than that, unless this thing was only 500 feet off the ground or something.

They fly them really low sometimes. It could have been something else that the Air Force was working on or testing. If you live anywhere near an Airforce base, you get weird sightings sometimes, even outside of Area 51/Dreamland.

I totally think it was some sort of AF plane, but are stealth bombers actually silent? Like, this thing made NO noise at all. If it was really low, I think we would have heard something.

Maybe. They're working on stealth tanks that are quiet enough to sneak up on people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Many years ago I worked in a restaurant. This guy came in with a kid who looked about 10 years old, and they ordered a sticky dessert. The kid must have liked it, because he licked his fingers. He then proceeded to try to lick the guy's fingers too. To be fair, the man was pretty clearly creeped out as well and immediately jerked his hand back and rebuked the kid, but it still left me cold.

I think I'm missing something. Why was this creepy?

Sucking and licking on someone's fingers is sort of sexual.

But he immediately jerked his hand back? So...

Kid is still being weird. Maybe groomed by someone else or just weird and inappropriate.

Oh the kid is being weird, but he's ten.

It's possible that he was groomed by someone else, or by this person, but more likely he's just weird cuz he's ten.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When I was sixteen, my best friend and I were lying on his trampoline in the backyard just staring up at the stars and talking about life, boy/girlfriends, plans for the future, etc. it was a really clear night and I spotted a satellite passing overhead and pointed it out. We were like, "Oh, cool!" and then moved on with our conversation, but just a few seconds later, my friend said, "Hey, look, there's another one!" Indeed, there were two tiny pinpricks of light moving across the sky. What was weird was that they were next to each other in the sky, moving on a parallel course at the same exact speed. Then I saw a third satellite. Together, the three made a perfect equilateral triangle in the sky that covered a fairly large area.

"Wow, what are the odds of that?" we wondered. Then we realized that as the "satellites" passed overhead, they blacked out the stars in between them, implying that it was actually one huge triangular object in the sky. It was slow moving and totally silent. It freaked us the fuck out and we RAN inside. In retrospect, we lived next to an Air Force base and it was probably just some experimental aircraft, but it has haunted my thoughts since then. When the Internet got big, I Googled it and found that a lot of other people had seen the same thing.

Okay, so here's the creepiest part: I now live on the other side of the country in a rural area just outside DC. I'm in my thirties with kids of my own. About six months ago, my 11 year old, whom I had never told about any of this, came running into the house shouting "Mom, you'll never believe what I just saw!" He proceeded to describe the exact same thing we had seen that night, only it was in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon.

Stealth bomber. You saw a stealth bomber, from the bottom.

It was WAY bigger than that, unless this thing was only 500 feet off the ground or something.

They fly them really low sometimes. It could have been something else that the Air Force was working on or testing. If you live anywhere near an Airforce base, you get weird sightings sometimes, even outside of Area 51/Dreamland.

I totally think it was some sort of AF plane, but are stealth bombers actually silent? Like, this thing made NO noise at all. If it was really low, I think we would have heard something.

Maybe. They're working on stealth tanks that are quiet enough to sneak up on people.

That's the creepiest thing I've read on this thread yet. DARPA is terrifying.