What's the creepiest/weirdest thing you've ever seen?

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Anonymous wrote:Many years ago I worked in a restaurant. This guy came in with a kid who looked about 10 years old, and they ordered a sticky dessert. The kid must have liked it, because he licked his fingers. He then proceeded to try to lick the guy's fingers too. To be fair, the man was pretty clearly creeped out as well and immediately jerked his hand back and rebuked the kid, but it still left me cold.

I think I'm missing something. Why was this creepy?

Ha - yeah my kid has a sweet tooth. I can see him trying to do that to his dad. Kids are weird.

At 3 years old maybe, but not at 10.

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30 years ago a buddy of mine and I were driving along a lonely highway in West Texas at 2AM in a VW bug that couldn't do more than 50 mph. Maybe see another car every 5 minutes. Suddenly, we came across a teenage girl walking along the shoulder crying and covered in blood. Right after we see her, we run over a muffler and nearly a car door. We were both in a daze from driving 8 hours already- we look at each other to confirm what we had just seen. We pull over and back up on the shoulder to catch up to the girl and get out of the car. She refuses to acknowledge us and won't accept our aid. We ask if anyone else was in the car and she finally engages and says yes but they are dead. We calm her down and sit her in the front seat of the car and flag down the next car which happens to be an 18 wheeler. He radios for help as there were no cell phones back then. Sheriff shows up and asks us to help him canvas the crash scene for the other victims of whom the girl names for him. We walk down the highway to find an overturned car with lights still on and with smoke and a hissing sound coming from the engine just like you see in movies. The car model is unrecognizable due to the number of times it rolled. It's clear that the car crossed the divided highway and rolled multiple times along the way. We somewhat reluctantly look inside the car with light only provided by the sheriff's flashlight. No bodies found. We find the girl's purse and the sheriff radios her I.d info to dispatch. It's a near full moon so the three of us separate and start scanning the area from the car's resting place to the other side of the median thinking the other victims were thrown from the car. We're yelling 'larla larlo, larly, are you out there - we're here to help' and we get no response. Meanwhile, we hear the sheriff communicating with dispatch periodically. We carefully look in between mesquite bushes and yucca cacti along the rollover path - no bodies found - thankfully. We near the opposite side of the highway when the sheriff yells to us to come to him and he tells us that the driver was alone and the people she said were dead were alive and at the party the girl came from. He said that people at the party said they took her keys from her because she was so drunk, but she somehow managed to find them and sneak out of there.

Thankfully no one was critically injured or killed. It was like we were living a scene out of a David Lynch film. The image of her blood covered face and hair as we rolled by is as vivid as it was when it happened.

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Anonymous wrote:When I was sixteen, my best friend and I were lying on his trampoline in the backyard just staring up at the stars and talking about life, boy/girlfriends, plans for the future, etc. it was a really clear night and I spotted a satellite passing overhead and pointed it out. We were like, "Oh, cool!" and then moved on with our conversation, but just a few seconds later, my friend said, "Hey, look, there's another one!" Indeed, there were two tiny pinpricks of light moving across the sky. What was weird was that they were next to each other in the sky, moving on a parallel course at the same exact speed. Then I saw a third satellite. Together, the three made a perfect equilateral triangle in the sky that covered a fairly large area.

"Wow, what are the odds of that?" we wondered. Then we realized that as the "satellites" passed overhead, they blacked out the stars in between them, implying that it was actually one huge triangular object in the sky. It was slow moving and totally silent. It freaked us the fuck out and we RAN inside. In retrospect, we lived next to an Air Force base and it was probably just some experimental aircraft, but it has haunted my thoughts since then. When the Internet got big, I Googled it and found that a lot of other people had seen the same thing.

Okay, so here's the creepiest part: I now live on the other side of the country in a rural area just outside DC. I'm in my thirties with kids of my own. About six months ago, my 11 year old, whom I had never told about any of this, came running into the house shouting "Mom, you'll never believe what I just saw!" He proceeded to describe the exact same thing we had seen that night, only it was in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon.

Do you live near Andrews AFB now?

[Anonymous]

Creepy Donald had a picture of bikini-clad Marla Maples on his desk while he was chowing on Taco Salad. He is a strange and weird bird!

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A friend asked me to run an errand in DC (14th and Newton NW, in the late 1980's)... turns out he was getting drugs and something bad happened. He got in the car and said go now unless you want to die. My Mom never asked why there were bullet holes in my car. Needless to say, I ended our friendship about 10 blocks away. Don't do drugs, don't want to be around druggies.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When I was sixteen, my best friend and I were lying on his trampoline in the backyard just staring up at the stars and talking about life, boy/girlfriends, plans for the future, etc. it was a really clear night and I spotted a satellite passing overhead and pointed it out. We were like, "Oh, cool!" and then moved on with our conversation, but just a few seconds later, my friend said, "Hey, look, there's another one!" Indeed, there were two tiny pinpricks of light moving across the sky. What was weird was that they were next to each other in the sky, moving on a parallel course at the same exact speed. Then I saw a third satellite. Together, the three made a perfect equilateral triangle in the sky that covered a fairly large area.

"Wow, what are the odds of that?" we wondered. Then we realized that as the "satellites" passed overhead, they blacked out the stars in between them, implying that it was actually one huge triangular object in the sky. It was slow moving and totally silent. It freaked us the fuck out and we RAN inside. In retrospect, we lived next to an Air Force base and it was probably just some experimental aircraft, but it has haunted my thoughts since then. When the Internet got big, I Googled it and found that a lot of other people had seen the same thing.

Okay, so here's the creepiest part: I now live on the other side of the country in a rural area just outside DC. I'm in my thirties with kids of my own. About six months ago, my 11 year old, whom I had never told about any of this, came running into the house shouting "Mom, you'll never believe what I just saw!" He proceeded to describe the exact same thing we had seen that night, only it was in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon.

Stealth bomber. You saw a stealth bomber, from the bottom.

It was WAY bigger than that, unless this thing was only 500 feet off the ground or something.

They fly them really low sometimes. It could have been something else that the Air Force was working on or testing. If you live anywhere near an Airforce base, you get weird sightings sometimes, even outside of Area 51/Dreamland.

I totally think it was some sort of AF plane, but are stealth bombers actually silent? Like, this thing made NO noise at all. If it was really low, I think we would have heard something.

If it's flying as low as you describe, it's very very loud. They're only "silent" to my ears when they're really high...and then you still start to hear it as it passes over. I live near an AFB; several stealth bombers fly over our house a week. I'm talking about the B2, not sure if there's another type out there.

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Anonymous wrote:Creepy Donald had a picture of bikini-clad Marla Maples on his desk while he was chowing on Taco Salad. He is a strange and weird bird!

Not that Donald isn't creepy, but that photo was on the cover of People magazine that week.

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Anonymous wrote:Creepy Donald had a picture of bikini-clad Marla Maples on his desk while he was chowing on Taco Salad. He is a strange and weird bird!

Not that Donald isn't creepy, but that photo was on the cover of People magazine that week.

And that Captain Hook photobombing her heels is pretty creepy, too.

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Anonymous wrote:There was a guy in the BDSM community in Chicago in the 1990's. He had a piercing between his ankle bone and Achilles tendon. His fetish was that he wanted to clean people's houses. When he was done, he would hang up a hook from whatever would hold it, hang himself from his ankle, and masturbate in a sock. That's it. He didn't any contact with you at all. He just wanted to clean your house and masturbate upside down.

I would have no problems with this, especially if I didn't have to straighten up before he started cleaning!

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Anonymous wrote:Years ago in Manhattan, I was walking down 41st street on a 95 degree day. I saw an old man who looked to be homeless wearing several layers of clothing including an old pea coat and knit cap. He was standing still in the middle of the sidewalk next to an empty lot. As I got closer, I noticed he had skin that couldn't even be described as pale - it was grayish blue, including his eyes. And when I walked past him, keeping a wide berth, there was rush of cold air - like AC from an open doorway coming off of him. It scared me so badly I didn't have the nerve to turn and look at him until I reached the end of the block and when I did, he was gone.

So creepy. I believe you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"botfly head" - google it if you dare

curse you PP!!!! ARGH! now I cant erase what I just saw!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Years ago in Manhattan, I was walking down 41st street on a 95 degree day. I saw an old man who looked to be homeless wearing several layers of clothing including an old pea coat and knit cap. He was standing still in the middle of the sidewalk next to an empty lot. As I got closer, I noticed he had skin that couldn't even be described as pale - it was grayish blue, including his eyes. And when I walked past him, keeping a wide berth, there was rush of cold air - like AC from an open doorway coming off of him. It scared me so badly I didn't have the nerve to turn and look at him until I reached the end of the block and when I did, he was gone.

So creepy. I believe you.

Oh damn!!! Rush of cold air = spirit/ghost

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Anonymous wrote:Wow, so glad I never moved to Baltimore! Creepiest thing I've ever seen was a ghost in the house I grew up in.

well don't stop there PP!!! DETAILS!!

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Anonymous wrote:This still creeps me out.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/25/1411617110084_wps_13_Sleeping_in_safety_of_hom.jpg

What the hell is this and why is it creepy

I remember this pic - I think the man on the roof was an intruder and the women under the roof was sleeping when she heard someone walking around in the house and she was smart enough to crawl out the window. that's all I know.

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Anonymous wrote:A few years ago I was walking down a road because my car broke down and I saw a car coming up behind me so I stuck out my thumb to hitch hike and the car stopped ahead of me. I ran up to the passenger side and opened the door. When I opened the door a skeleton popped out.

STFU!!