Confessions

[Anonymous]

I would seriously pay someone - male or female, frankly - for oral sex. I haven't gotten any in years. My husband dislikes giving it, and never offers. And I've stopped asking.

[Anonymous]

I second the stinky confession.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would seriously pay someone - male or female, frankly - for oral sex. I haven't gotten any in years. My husband dislikes giving it, and never offers. And I've stopped asking.

I'll do it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Eating chips and dips at midnight is a confession -- it's the one thing that every diet bans.

We all want to be McLean moms.

Let me give a shout-out to the wine-lover and sexy-sick-day moms! You enjoy your life and that's what's important.

I have to figure out how to become a Mclean Mom!

[Anonymous]

i have a hairy ass.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:i have a hairy ass.

I am cracking up!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:i have a hairy ass.

I am cracking up!!!!

No pun intended, I assume?

[Anonymous]

Literally laughing my ass off.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had a best friend & thought maybe I was gay because I liked her so much. We started a relationship & I realized I wasn't gay....Now, 10 years later we have a three year old child (IVF) & I am pregnant again (IVF). I told her years ago I am not gay...We decided to stay together anyway. Now I have made a nice, but difficult, family for my children (we're great co-parents), but i feel like I'm living a lie & i'll never have sex again until I die.

Time for an open "marriage"! Seriously...

[Anonymous]

A lot of my extremely boring master's thesis that I'm sure no one read or cared about (esoteric liberal arts topic) was creative plagiarism.

[Anonymous]

I owe the IRS money and it makes me sick.

My mother is a raging alcoholic and abuses pain killers and I hate her for it, sometimes I wish she'd trip down the stairs and break her neck. My closest Aunt, MIL, and DH also drink way to much and I have a tough time dealing with it because of my mother's issues. I 100% resent my stepfather for enabling her drinking and turning a blind eye to her addiction.

I purposely got pregnant with my 2nd child so my 1st would have a sibling. I am an only and hate it.

I love my husband so much sometimes I can't stand it, he makes my tummy flutter ten years later.

Sometimes I want to hang my toddler from the ceiling fan by his toes for not listening, but I would never hurt him, just get so frustrated and angry that he does not listen well.

I spend WAY too much money on my kids. Not enough on myself.

I wish I had more friends but somehow I manage to alienate people.

I am so tired of the death of loved ones we have experienced this year. It hurts alot. I am losing people I love and miss, but my drunko mother is still around. Life is not fair. No amount of money or inheritance can replace the people I have lost this year. And I am sad and sickened that my children will never know them.

I trust my husband but I love opening his credit card statements to see what he has been up to. I never find, nor do I expect to find anything fishy but I like seeing where he goes for lunch, etc.

I cannot stand liars and because of it do not lie. My DH calls me righteous because of that. If I am lied to by you and I find out you can guarantee you no longer have my trust.

I hate our dog. She is a good dog but I am so sick of taking care of her and the dog hair and keeping the toddler off of her. Too much work, no more pets.

[Anonymous]

I have no respect for SAHMs. I can barely disguise my disgust.

The majority look bored and checked out even though they think they are projecting the perfect happy SAHM imagine.

I don't feel bad for them when their husbands are asking what are they dong all day...I wonder the same thing. Their houses are a mess and their kids are not well behaved and the are mostly running around to moms groups and classes so they can avoid actually having one on one interaction with their child.

I don't feel bad when their husbands of 10+ years cheat or leave them. What do they expect? They spend 10 years going to mom's groups and PTAs and gossiping and worrying about mommy drama. Do you really think your husband gives a crap about that shit? They are bored senseless by it and see you a boring blob after a while of listening to you complain about it and couple that with the only other conversation you can come up with is the litany of activities you are enrolling junior in this year.

I can and do "do it all". Work as a successful professional, keep a nice house, cook meals, have a happy family, have well behaved children. If I can do it, I expect others to be able to do it.

[Anonymous]

To the person who hates the McLean moms: I can see why the nannies might think the same of me and others like me. What you don't know (because you never asked, not because it's a secret) is that I DID grow up in poverty. It was not fun. I made damn sure that I would not live my adult life and raise my children in poverty.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have no respect for SAHMs. I can barely disguise my disgust.

The majority look bored and checked out even though they think they are projecting the perfect happy SAHM imagine.

I don't feel bad for them when their husbands are asking what are they dong all day...I wonder the same thing. Their houses are a mess and their kids are not well behaved and the are mostly running around to moms groups and classes so they can avoid actually having one on one interaction with their child.

I don't feel bad when their husbands of 10+ years cheat or leave them. What do they expect? They spend 10 years going to mom's groups and PTAs and gossiping and worrying about mommy drama. Do you really think your husband gives a crap about that shit? They are bored senseless by it and see you a boring blob after a while of listening to you complain about it and couple that with the only other conversation you can come up with is the litany of activities you are enrolling junior in this year.

I can and do "do it all". Work as a successful professional, keep a nice house, cook meals, have a happy family, have well behaved children. If I can do it, I expect others to be able to do it.

You have to be a troll trying to bait SAHM's into a fight with you because honestly the same can be said for WOHM's. There are a variety of working mom's and sahm's so what you are saying above may describe some sahm's but it also describes alot of working moms. Why try to start a fight?

[Anonymous]

I just don't believe in religion but most of my friends do and I go along with it.