Confessions

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Go to the beach and tell someone you were stung by a jellyfish.

Oh like in that Adam Sandler movie when his fiance whips out her monster wawa to pee on his sting! LOLOL

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Go to the beach and tell someone you were stung by a jellyfish.

Oh like in that Adam Sandler movie when his fiance whips out her monster wawa to pee on his sting! LOLOL

Thank God you posted that cause PP's post made me say "WTF?"

And according to someone on the adult babies thread, golden showers are disgusting and they put me in the same class as poop eaters. Um, I think not.

[Anonymous]

i am addicted to young and the restless - and DVR it everyday.
i wonder if i am ttc for the right reasons.
oh and i just might be an alcoholic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:ppp-the lady who is still into ladies, I think your DH knows you are still into women so maybe that is the reason???
hummmmmmm it doesn't sound fair to him either. Why the hack you staying with him, please leave!
You are obviously still in love with your x-girlfriend!

Also, you can put ads maybe in the lesbian sites. Not thing wrong with what you are feeling, you are w/ the wrong person and sex.

I am welcome to leave anytime, but it has been made clear I can not take my children. My husband does not even know I have been with women or my X.

Have you spoken with an attorney? Your husband doesn't get to decide whether your children go with you. The law decides. You said that he has hit you. This is relevant to his fitness as a parent. There is a presumption of joint custody, so the maximum time that you would lose with them would be 1/2, but in point of fact, your circumstances (not your sexual orientation, but the marriage and his behavior) would most likely mean far more time with you.

Both Maryland and DC have sexual orientation non-discrimination laws. Virginia does not. Where are you?

Check with a lawyer.

Uh, yeah, agree with this. You MUST speak to an attorney asap. You're (clearly controlling) husband doesn't get to decide whether or not you have custody of your kids. THere is an absolute presumption of joint custody. Please. For your sake. Get your ducks in a row.

[Anonymous]

i can't stand obnoxious new york/new jersey types. why can't people be nice to each other and not so rude?

[Anonymous]

Ahhh, the Confessions thread-it just keeps going and going and going, kind of like the Energizer Bunny. Whoever started this thread should be cult hero(but only they know who they are). Way more interesting then anything having to do with Sidwell Friends or Beauvoir.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a few.

I worry that my child's first word will be motherf*cker or douchebag because i say those words in traffic more often than I'd like.

Sometimes when I'm too tired to make up my bed again after stripping it for laundry day, I sleep in a sleeping bag on top of the mattress pad. I did this for two days earlier this week. It made me appreciate my sheets so much more.
I totally overspent for a MacLaren umbrella stroller because my friend bought one and I thought it was cool and trendy and I was tired of being thrifty and sensible and borrowing all my other gear or buying stuff cheap on Craigslist. I love it, so it's probably worth it.

I'm considering a boob job because my already small boobs got smaller after pregnancy and now I really hate them. But I also really hate the idea of my daughter someday asking why I have big boobs and she doesn't.

I secretly think my baby is cuter than my sister's baby.

2 days? Don't feel bad I did this for like a month once, DH kept saying "we really should put sheets on the bed" which just pisses me off when he uses the "we" should really do something line which really means "I" should do it. So we went sheetless for a long time

[Anonymous]

i fart all the time and i love how they smell. I love to smell my son's tushy crack, especillay when it's dirty..

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:i can't stand obnoxious new york/new jersey types. why can't people be nice to each other and not so rude?

I can't stand people that sterotype.. JERSEY IN THE HOUSE!!! AND RECENT TRANSPLANT FROM NEW YORK CITY -BABY..Why don't you branch out..
Be a lover not a hater!!!

[Anonymous]

COEXIST!!!!

[Anonymous]

I confess that I am obsessed with hot asian women.

[Anonymous]

I have faked it before with my wife. On a few occassions. Did it yesterday too. I feel badly because she wants to get pregnant. So do I, was just really exhausted after a while!

[Anonymous]

Honey, was that you. Please be honest.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:i can't stand obnoxious new york/new jersey types. why can't people be nice to each other and not so rude?

Seriously? Wow. I confess that I dislike people who stereotype, ya ignoramus.

Signed,
Very proud to be a born and raised Jersey girl - who is also very polite and who thinks the people back in Jersey were far friendlier than the ones I've encountered living here.

[Anonymous]

I confess I think the two "NY/ NJ-type" responses were a lot more interesting than the "I hate NY/NJ-types" post. Not surprising, really.