What human job would your pet have?
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Anonymous
| My foster dog (that I posted below) would participate in eating competitions. He can’t be a chef, because he’d eat all the food and there would be nothing left for the customers. |
Anonymous
Yeah my dog could be the anti-Gordon Ramsey and just tell you your food is delicious, and all gone. |
Anonymous
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Our previous dog would be in health care because he had a real affinity for people with disabilities or having a tough time and really wanted to help — patient, empathetic personality.
Our current dog I think night just be a sugar baby. He’s very good looking and doesn’t like to work but likes all the creature comforts. He’d gladly trot out on the arm of a middle aged rich lady in exchange for being able to loaf around all day in an house he doesn’t pay for and eat salmon and ice cream. Come to think of it, that’s actually his current life. |
Anonymous
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Cat #1: lovely school teacher. Proper, seems distant at first, but with a heart of gold.
Cat #2: retired from his machine shop which he sold, cranky but sweet old guy, bad eyesight, chronic illness flareups come and go. Tells stories of the old days, rakes many restorative naps. |
Anonymous
| He’d be unemployed due to significant mental health issues. Instead, he’d lean on his dysfunctionally codependent mother, hitting her up for free rent, free home cooked meals, the latest toys, and all of the emotional support. |
Anonymous
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Cat 1: Acupuncturist
Cat 2: Conspiracy Theorist |
Anonymous
| I honestly think my cat would be in prison. She is so naughty. |
Anonymous
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Astronaut. One of our cats loves to take a nap in the dryer, especially if it is full of nice clean warm dry towels. We joke that it is his spaceship and he likes to pretend he is in orbit while he is in there.
Newscaster. We used to have a VERY vocal himalayan cat. He was always meowing, in an extremely confident and authoritative way. |
Anonymous
| President of the United World of Cat. |
Anonymous
| Garbage disposal |
Anonymous
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Dog #1: former consigliere with a serious case of small dog syndrome. He was close to the family and fiercely protective but could be easily bribed. Now in the witness protection program living out his senior years napping in the sun.
Dog #2: Sheriff. She maintains order and she isn’t afraid to give others a piece of her mind when they get out of line. She is a stickler for routine: she likes to be out on the beat no later than 6:30 am sharp, followed immediately by her daily breakfast, and then enjoys a personal escort over to her central hub where she spends all day watching her surroundings. Much to her surprise, she formed a tight bond with a former insurance salesman that she suspects isn’t who he says he is. |
Anonymous
| My new kittens would be working in demolition. |
CosmicFlower
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| My dog would have the human job of a receptionist who welcomes guests and armpit sniffer right after the person walked in. |
Anonymous
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Dog 1 would sell feet pics, and be unashamed.
Dog 2 would probably sell LuLaRoe, and be very into it, despite the fact her “business” was hemorrhaging money. |
Anonymous
| Mattress tester. |