What human job would your pet have?

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Anonymous wrote:Security guard/Food inspector

This!

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Horse 1: Emo kid. Walks around with drooping shoulders, constantly listening to The Cure. Wears black, Doc Martens and eyeliner and complains about how life is a part of death. Underneath he's a squish who secretly loves snuggles and is obsessed with his HS girlfriend.

Horse 2: Grumpy Italian grandma who smokes and drinks and makes a huge Sunday dinner every week for the whole family while running a constant monologue about kids these days.

Cat 1: Buster from Arrested Development. Complete Motherboy.

Cat 2: The Tiger King.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Security guard/Food inspector

This!

We call our dog Customs Enforcement. All bags must be sniffed.

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(1) beat cop - patrols the fence in all weather protecting us from squirrels and neighbor dogs. Good heart to those she loves, but not afraid to put her money where her mouth is and sometimes goes overboard; (2) nurse - affectionate, genuine, problem solver, resourceful, cool under pressure. Everyone loves her and instantly trusts her.

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Cop. Fat, lazy. Will walk but doesn't want to go to far. Very motivated by food

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Navy Seal or Special Ops

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Mercenary - pet a
Therapist - pet b

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We always joke that the cat is our Supervisor, because he follows us around watching us do things and then inspecting our work when it's done. If he's pleased he'll lay down on it. If he's not he'll attack it.

I don't think he's suited for an actual job, but he'd make a great middle manager.

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Grief therapist.

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My dog loves to host, so he would be a great maitre’d at a restaurant, greeting people warmly and checking back in with them once they’ve sat down to make sure they’re comfortable.

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Karen

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Competitive eating, escape artist.

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Anonymous wrote:Karen

lol lol 😂

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Anonymous wrote:Diva snob. She is a beautiful, tiny dog and everyone wants to pet her, but she just turns her head away. "If you must, fine." If you offer her any sort of treat, she sniffs. If she likes the smell, she will take it and lay down. Sniff it some more. If, once she actually starts eating it, it isn't up to snuff, she will spit it out, then return, sit prettily, put her paw up wanting something better. She is a piece of work. And we adore her. We talked to her trainer about it (lots of training) and trainer said she is never mean, she is always well behaved, just picky. 😂

She's a Chihuahua isn't she? 😂

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Dog A - retired, conspiracy theorist, "get off my lawn!"

Dog B - devoted personal assistant, will fetch and carry and screen your calls (is an actual service dog)