What human job would your pet have?
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Anonymous
| Ball girl at tennis matches |
Anonymous
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Cat would be a retiree-
incessantly sleeping or waiting for meal times. |
Anonymous
| Love this thread! |
Anonymous
Feet pics made me snort. |
Anonymous
| Chief Shedder / Shredder General Trash Goblinry |
Anonymous
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Bulldog - Security guard who sleeps in a corner chair while the store is robbed
Mastiff - Instagram influencer |
Anonymous
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It would be fun to guess the breeds or species of some of these pets! I currently have no pets of my own, so I’m going to do my past ones.
Pet 1 - 007. Handsome, fit and athletic, aloof, a man of mystery. Pet 2 - Stalker. Every move you make…. Pet 3 - Walmart greeter. Outgoing and friendly, and likes to take lots of naps. Pet 4 - Friendly neighborhood cop. Will be found at the local donut place, deli, or diner, talking everyone’s ears off. |
Anonymous
| Stepford wife on the outside, but with a secret apartment and a bunch of lovers. |
Anonymous
| Babysitter |
Anonymous
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She'd be Dolly Parton. Sassy, fun, authentic, loveable and very rich, with an expansive wardrobe. She lives to make people happy, but takes no shit.
She's a bichon so she already kinda looks like her. |
Anonymous
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Dog 1: INTJ rocket scientist with a secret kinky side
Dog 2: super loveable but not able to hold down a job. She’s the super sweet aunt that everyone adores but also has to support. |
Anonymous
| My chihuahua would be a spy. He's constantly spying on me with his big eyes and giant ears. He will leave his spot on the couch beside me just to walk across the room and spy on me, peering at me over the armrests from another chair. He also likes spying through the 2nd story railing, though this is mostly to see if what we got out of the fridge is worth him making the trip down to the kitchen. |
Anonymous
| Professional seat filler/warmer. |
Anonymous
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Chinese Crested: Security Guard, will attack anyone who approaches his humans and is the first to alert to anyone near the premises.
Great Dane: PR/Marketing. The friendliest of the crew and the only one who puts up with attention from strangers. Is attractive and knows it. Cat 1: Retired nurse. He's now blind, declawed (from previous owner), toothless, and cross-eyed. Despite all his setbacks, he's always the first to come and rub your arm with a paw when he thinks you need it. Cat 2: Mob boss. Loves crime and doesn't try to hide it. Will break into cabinets right in front of our faces and is a master at ignoring anyone speaking to him. Kitten: Really bad burglar, similar to the ones in Home Alone. He's clumsy, loud, and causes a ruckus yet thinks he's slick. |
Anonymous
| Sits around all day interfering with my work: School District Central Office administration. |